The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.39

November 23rd, 2013 // 32 Comments

This pic doesn’t have a caption, but once you see why it’s here you’ll never be able to unsee it. Forever…

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet which I want to sincerely thank you shitheads for making surprisingly robust because there’s not going to be one next week. In fact, we’ll probably mentally check out sometime after our AMAs coverage which I’ll assume involves an eyebrow-less Miley Cyrus eating the skin off papayas with her vagina detenta on stage. There’s no way I didn’t just nail that.

- The Superficial

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  1. Cara Delevingne
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    Perfect.

  2. Did I miss the explanation for the Jennifer Lawrence pic?

  3. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
    Snow J. Frost
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    Yeah, I can totally hear him saying that. Nice.

  4. thanks for the early TMIPOTI Fish

  5. richie

    i guess we found waldo.

  6. Fergie Getting Makeup Done Extra
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    My thoughts exactly.

  7. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    This is still making me laugh several days after it was first posted.

  8. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    This one pairs up nicely with Maggiore’s Michael J Fox photo.

  9. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    And the winner is.

  10. Angelina Jolie Boobs
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    Ha!

  11. Rob Ford Drunk Rogers Centre
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    Aughhh he’s so embarrassing.

  12. Angelina Jolie Boobs
    lawn
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    . . .and fake nipples.

  13. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    LMFAO

    I love AB, but he’s such a fucking nutcase. It’s no wonder his daughter is a useless twat.

  14. Cara Delevingne
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    This one makes me laugh every time I read it. Well done.

  15. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    Good one.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    Even the wax figures look more human than this monstrosity.

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
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    Ha! Missed this one.

  18. Angelina Jolie Boobs
    Emma
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    She kept her own nips.

  19. Angelina Jolie Boobs
    urbanspaceman
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    Permanent high-beams now?

  20. Josh Hutcherson Leather Gloves Riding Harley
    anonymous
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    You know you are short when you feet can’t touch the ground on a Harley.

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Frotog Gusser
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    Ha! ‘Cause she’s a horse face! Good one…

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    look at the sorrow in those eyes.

  23. Angelina Jolie Boobs
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    Why is no one reporting on the fact she’s obviously sick or dying?

  24. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    fishballs
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    Isn’t that precious. She got her own black guy.

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