The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.37

November 9th, 2013 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet where quality is king, and quantity is but a Brazilian hooker Justin Bieber throws Pokemon cards at after he’s had his way with her. And by had his way I mean making her play said cards with him. Those bitches are Jigglypuff and they like it.

- The Superficial

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  1. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    The Dude
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    “Daddy. They’re watching.”

  2. Natalie Portman
    Cock Dr
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    Horrible outfits = funny comments
    At least they’re good for something.

    • Mike

      She used to have really sexy legs and feet, but 10 years of wearing 6+ inch heels because she’s 4ft tall, have taken their toll. Sadly, her only redeeming factor left is her smile, which she doesn’t bother with now that she’s married to that French turd.

  3. Nick Nolte
    Cock Dr
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    This is the one that broke me up.
    Santa feels a certain amount of stress as the solstice season draws nigh. I can’t blame the man for self medicating. The naughty vs niceness tabulations alone are probably more complicated than launching a nationwide insurance exchange website.

  4. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
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    Gross, but hilarious.

  5. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
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    Nice.

  6. Natalie Portman
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    She looks a lot better in the movie, thankfully. Although I’m all about Kat Dennings.

  7. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
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    Very good.

  8. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    LOL!

  9. Corey Feldman
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    This is the best one!

  10. Natalie Portman
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    Ha!

  11. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants Carrying Son Luca
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    lol!

  12. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    AHAHAHAHA!!! Best so far!

  13. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
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    LOL no shit!

  14. Mischa Barton Double Chin
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    GOD damn, she looks 40-something and on Prednisone.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants Carrying Son Luca
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    I don’t get it.

  16. Nick Nolte
    cc
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    Outstanding

  17. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
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    Hahaha, awesome.

  18. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
    Dag Wood
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    I’m seeing the trend here week after week. Fish phones it in and the regular contributors praise the crap he picks in hopes of getting picked next week. Site’s just getting lame. And no, I don’t contribute.

  19. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
    polkabops
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    Bae caught us slippin

  20. Natalie Portman
    Inner Retard
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    Love this one.

  21. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    ruckus
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    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE wendys :D

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    journalschism
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    Stellar!

  23. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
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    So gross. Soooooo soo gross.

  24. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
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    Thanks Don.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
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    JimBB called her out with that one. Nicely done.

  26. Nick Nolte
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    I had to read it twice to fully get it but it paid off nicely.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    He’s such a douche, that’s probably not far from the truth.

  28. Corey Feldman
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    One of my favorites!

  29. Mischa Barton Double Chin
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    I thought it was Kirstie Alley.

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    Vlad
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    C’mon guys he lost his mom this week.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    Mike
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    That sure looks like Kat McPhee from behind holding those suits. Her married flame just dumped her and she’s ripe for a new benefactor. Time for an upgrade…

  32. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
    Mike
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    Oh yea, that painting already looks like shit too…. Bravo!

  33. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants Carrying Son Luca
    Marie
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    puckbunny

  34. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
    Wow
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    Where is Coco Austin?
    I see nothing but two bulldogs in this pic.

  35. Natalie Portman
    anonym
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    overrated. her acting sucks.
    and she looks like an ugly winona here.

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