The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.35

October 26th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a cavalcade of shitamatazzery and, more importantly, an epic Paris Hilton visual gag that Deacon Jones nailed out of the park. Photo Boy served that low-hanging fruit up on a platter and you proceeded to have sex with it. That’s the kind of work I like to see here. (Adding… I love you, too, McFeely.)

- The Superficial

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  1. Pauly D Bastard Child
    Ross
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    there is goes… my freedom

  2. early TMIPOTI
    thanks Fish!

  3. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
    Inner Retard
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    This was brilliant!

  4. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    Inner Retard
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    Made me laugh.

  5. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
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    LOL!

  6. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
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    Nice one.

  7. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    Mama Pinkus
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    he may be trying to make his wife feel better

  8. Pauly D Bastard Child
    AnnaD.
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    This week’s Most Important People has the best kickoff ever.

  9. Edvard Munch

    As if you haven’t guessed from my glittery laptop, I’m 100 percent Italian. Yo! Bring me some pasta fazoole, I’m starvin’ here.

  10. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
    heey
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    The models he dates are in fact hookers.
    Leo uses models as escorts and hookers, makes them take secret vows/sign deals to not talking to the press about him, trades them in for a new fresh one after he used her up.
    Does not seem like he has had a real girlfriend ever in his life, he only uses women, and the women need ‘work’, so they accept hooker deals with him. He pays for them, travel, gifts, uses them and dumps them.
    What is wrong with this world? Buying sex. Why does he not want to find someone who really loves him?

  11. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
    Deacon Jones
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    Good one

  12. Paris Hilton
    Deacon Jones
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    Lol

  13. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
    sitsdeep
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    I do believe this is my all time favorite comment.

  14. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers
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    I was alone in a (nice) fast food restaurant when I read this and I burst out laughing.

  15. Marc Anthony
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    This makes me giggle.

  16. Pauly D Bastard Child
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    I burst out laughing at this one. Kudos!

  17. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    fucking outstanding

  18. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
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    ha!

  19. Paris Hilton
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    ohfuck AHAHA!!!

  20. Marc Anthony
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    money

  21. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
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    Yay! (High fives self, realizes it’s Sunday and sunny outside, quietly weeps.)

  22. Pauly D Bastard Child
    Ms Swan
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    Don’t cry for me, Argentina…

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
    henry hill
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    Since when did he become besties with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia???

  24. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
    henri hell
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    THINKFAST, how many people have you killed due to poor choices?

  25. Dina Lohan Drunk Lindsay Lohan
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    LMFAO!

    Stealing ‘Cokey’ for future use.

  26. Coco Jenny McCarthy
    Cock Dr
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    Much of CoCo’s body is store bought…that ain’t contagious. I think we’re safe, whew!

  27. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers
    Cock Dr
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    That is just so vicious. I don’t know how McFeely sleeps at night knowing all those mean things that they’ve posted.

  28. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Cock Dr
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    That always happens to Leno’s guests.

  29. Marc Anthony
    Cock Dr
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    He’s got less than half the nose that Wiener does.

  30. Kat Williams Looking Scared Paranoid Trenchcoat LAX
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    I see the demon, it’s sitting behind his briefcase.

  31. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
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    He looks three feet tall here.

  32. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
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    No comments yet ? Best caption so far.

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
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    Strange enough, he looks like his antagonist in “The Departed”, Jack Nicholson here.

  34. Paris Hilton
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    One of the best “Most important…” galleries ever. Great job everyone, you saved my day !

  35. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
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    One of his better wigs.

  36. Dina Lohan Drunk Lindsay Lohan
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Your drunken whoreish bff but actually its your mom

  37. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Funny story: they’re filming this movie in the town I live in: That chic does hair and makeup for the movie. Met her bf, a prod assistant Fri night at a club and kidnapped him to party with us for the weekend. Good times!

  38. Coco Jenny McCarthy
    AWOL
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    and Sherri took it around the world.

    No, wait, we all know the world isn’t round.

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