The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.33

October 5th, 2013 // 38 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is a little lighter than usual but features the most brilliant comment I’ve seen since we started this feature in 2010. Whoever and wherever Gilberator is, I hope he’s/she’s being fellated/cunnilinged by beautiful islanders and worshiped as a god. Preferably one that’s not about to be thrown into a volcano, unless he/she’s into that. Yo-to-the-Lo.

- The Superficial

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  1. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
    BetterBelieveIt
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    Love nice smooth thighs!

  2. The Pope
    ruckus
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    noice :)

  3. Joan Rivers
    ruckus
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    hehehe

  4. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga
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    Huh?

  5. The Pope
    Cock Dr
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    So funny

  6. January Jones Bitchface Bra See Through Blouse
    Cock Dr
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    That hot chocolate is now mighty cold.

  7. Joan Rivers
    Cock Dr
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    You can’t cremate a person like Ms Rivers.. They’ll leave the furnace full of smoking melted plastic, a probable environmental hazard.

  8. Cock Dr

    Hope that FotoBoi is having the best of birthdaze.

  9. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
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    “Fartbox. It was on Instagram, sir.”

  10. Justin Bieber Carried Up Great Wall Of China By Bodyguards
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    LOL!

  11. The Pope
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    Disturbingly funny.

  12. Joan Rivers
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    Just plain brilliant.

  13. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
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    Leave Buffy ALLLOONNE!

  14. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
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    Like the Pope & black kid, funny because it could be true.

  15. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    fuckin’ A+

  16. January Jones Bitchface Bra See Through Blouse
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    Another one that could be the ice-cold bitter vaginal TRUTH.

  17. Ireland Baldwin Bikini In Hot Tub With Friend Instagram
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    This definitely “had to be said.”

  18. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    beer for thought
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    New boobs look damn good, right on Angie.

  19. The Pope
    gigi
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    creepy as F* ::shiver::

  20. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    TheSufFan
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    ew

  21. The Pope
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    So gross, yet so funny.

  22. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
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    Ha!

  23. January Jones Bitchface Bra See Through Blouse
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    Best one so far.

  24. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga
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    She is putrid.

  25. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Mama Pinkus
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    everything on her gets thinner except her lips

  26. Joan Rivers
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    When someone told her to stick a fork in it, they didn’t just mean for her to do only half the job.

  27. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Cmonster
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    Wonder if she has ‘perma-hard’ nipples since the rebuild…

  28. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    They are too full up top, obviously fake. They still haven’t perfected fake boobs.

  29. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
    Ginger Failed
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    A little higher and to the right, Luv…

  30. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    me
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    didn’t she cut them off?

  31. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    dunkydoo
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    i see she’s going the aniston route with the constantly perky nipples. her new boobs are too big and look so fake. she’s a swizzle stick with big boobs.

  32. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    anonym
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    How could anyone say she’s attractive?
    Look at her face! so many manly features right there.
    It’s Jon Voight with a wig and aviators

  33. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
    Critical Cretin
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    Good one.

  34. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    She is such a hag.

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