The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

September 28th, 2013 // 52 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a hard time picking the final spot because there were at least three or four that easily deserved it, so I erred on the side of historical accuracy. You understand.

See you Monday provided I don’t swallow all the sleeping pills because there’s no more Breaking Bad,

- The Superficial

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  1. Dina Lohan DUI Court Appearance Attorney Mark Heller
    malaka
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    great unfrozen caveman lawyer reference.
    we don’t get to see those very often.

    • I think Bill Simmons had one, later on this week. You think, maybe… NAAAH! Impossible!

      Though, unless I’m mistaken, “Crouton” is French for “sports person”. Just saying.

  2. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    billbo baggins
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    yay! early TCWM. Thanks Fish.

  3. William Shatner
    Cock Dr
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    Spouse & I enjoyed this photo and the Smackup quip is also quite funny.
    It really does look like raccoon fur that he’s got there on his head.

  4. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    billbo baggins
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    oops. I meant MIPOTI. I’m retarded

  5. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    malaka
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    girl, who is you playin with?
    back that ass up!

  6. Dina Lohan DUI Court Appearance Attorney Mark Heller
    dude
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    win.

  7. Dina Lohan DUI Court Appearance Attorney Mark Heller
    Cock Dr
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    This is the one that made me LOL.

  8. Val Kilmer
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    eav3989* But awesome!

  9. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    KingRamses
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    She would look really pretty if she had been able to squeeze a nap in, along with a well-rounded meal.

  10. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
    Miss_Moppet
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    This comment wins.

  11. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Good one.

  12. Dina Lohan DUI Court Appearance Attorney Mark Heller
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    Love the reference. RIP Phil Hartman.

  13. Dennis Quaid Spandex Bike Clothes
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    Gilberator does it again. Brilliant.

  14. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Love it.

  15. Jonah Hill
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    hahaha

  16. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    Perfect comment for this haggard bitch.

  17. Dina Lohan DUI Court Appearance Attorney Mark Heller
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    They had already sold him Ali for Lindsay’s defense costs before the judge in that case reminded him that watching Law & Order: SVU and listening to Grisham books on tape was not, in fact, “basically the same thing as Harvard Law.”

    A Lohan doesn’t just trade away a daughter and not get their moneys’ worth out of the deal. They have morals.

  18. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
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    damn funny.

  19. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim’s face looks busted to bits. Kanye must have hit her in his candy car.

  20. Val Kilmer
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    Not a bad idea, or at least a better idea than Affleck as Batman.

  21. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Spot-on!

  22. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    Inhaled coffee, still LOLing asshole, thanks!

  23. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    AHHH shiiit!! haha!

  24. Jonah Hill
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    THIS is why I love this ad-riddled, T&A-peddling site.

  25. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    The TRUTH.

  26. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Plastic Police
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    Fugly pig.

  27. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Kourtney Kardashian
    Plastic Police
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    Looks like she got that jumpsuit from Kmart…

  28. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    Plastic Police
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    Is this the same piece of jerky that said she was ‘one of the few people that de-age’? She looks like ten miles o bad road…

  29. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She looks like a granny’s slip.

  30. Bryan Cranston 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    weaselmouse
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    He’s sexy.

  31. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Fits the photo perfectly.

  32. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    Val
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    omg that should win some kind of award. Absolutely hilarious!! Perfectly awesome. Brilliant.

  33. William Shatner
    Val
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    HAHAHAAAAhhaahaa!!!! Nice one! Love it.

  34. William Shatner
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    Ohmigod! I just laughed so hard I broke something inside. Ahhh.

  35. Dennis Quaid Spandex Bike Clothes
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    hahahahahah

  36. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Gilby’s on fire.

  37. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna
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    Awesome!

  38. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
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    You guys are killing me today! :D

  39. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    Proof humor is dead, thanks internet.

  40. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    Angang
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    I have never actually laughed out lout at any of these… until now. And I’m not even drunk!

  41. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    carl
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    qweef

  42. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna
    curl jones
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    nice wigs.

  43. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
    curl jones
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    creep looks like he’s wearing someone’s pussy on his chin. suits him since he is one.

  44. Jeremy Piven Moustache Adjustment Bowler Hat Mr Selfridge Set
    ruckus
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    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  45. Jim Carrey
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    Hilarious.

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