The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.32

August 4th, 2012 // 67 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which starts out with Katy Perry trying to boob away the gay, ends with a solid Kim Kardashian ass joke but not before tittilating you with a nougaty Arnold wants housekeeper vagina center. In fact, his captions are so good, I wish I could make this post grope you out of respect. He’d want it that way.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

- The Superficial

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Photo: INFdaily

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  1. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
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    I had never realized before how ginormous Keith Urban’s head is. He looks like an Easter Island statue next to Nicole.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    DeucePickle
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    Ha ! Awesome

  3. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
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    grandma has cold

  4. Katie Perry Bikini
    Coyote
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    Look Ma, NO ASS

  5. The Situation
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    Meatus wrote “contact,” but it should be “contract.”

  6. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    Cock Dr
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    Listen to the ginger and all will be well.

  7. Holly Madison Iguana
    Cock Dr
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    It would be hard to explain to a normal person why this one liner is so funny.

  8. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops
    Cock Dr
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    Burger Boy inspires me to greater future commentary bitchiness.

  9. Katie Perry Bikini
    memoo
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    Titaaaaays!

  10. Katie Perry Bikini
    The joaker
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    Next she turns around to show her visible crack to ease the transition

  11. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    disillusionisreal
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    because if they did, she’d get pregnant for the 6th time…..

  12. The Situation
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    You’re right. I suck.

  13. Holly Madison Iguana
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    not sure either. but i think it has to do with a Charmed episode.where the cat becomes a person.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      heheh
      No.

      • whatever

        Boo to the dislikes too. That’s stupid, this person typing is speaking through the narrator, Emma Watson’s vagina. Make sense? … Emma Waston’s vagina would say something like that, just in case you didn’t get it before the elipses. Thumbs up, dumb people.

  14. The Situation
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    Hello Operator? Can you put me through to Retardation? What’s that? Why yes, of course I’ll hold.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Spandex Bike Clothes
    Carla
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    bahahaha A+

  16. Katie Holmes Solo NYC
    Joaquin ingles
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    Her tits need an SSRI.

  17. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    Blech
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    I’d say longer than five years.

    But good comment!

  18. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    Blech
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    LOL!

  19. Holly Madison Iguana
    Blech
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    I get it!

  20. Katie Holmes Solo NYC
    Blech
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    Hee hee.

  21. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops
    Blech
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    LOL! Great one.

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Spandex Bike Clothes
    Blech
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    He gives off that Lifetime movie stalker-who-steals-and-wears-women’s-panties vibe in this one.

    Not that I’ve watched a movie like that.

  23. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Johnny P!
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    Very nice, Steve!

  24. The Situation
    Persistent Cat
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    Doesn’t he claim to only be 30?

  25. Katie Holmes Solo NYC
    GrandDragon
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    What happened to those good tits in The Gift?

  26. Katie Perry Bikini
    Mike Walker
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    That hand is actually spinning like a propeller.

  27. Holly Madison Iguana
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    She looks suprised how smooth it is… obviously she was drawing on experience from touching Heff’s cock as a comparison

  28. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops
    Michelle
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    Fantastic!

  29. Leighton Meester Rainbow Umbrella Gossip Girl Set
    cookie
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    She is wearing the ugliest shoes ever!

  30. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    V is for Vagina
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    The tag on the flag says “Made in China”. Irony.

  31. Jeremy Renner
    V is for Vagina
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  32. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    BenDoverman
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    She looked better in that picture with Mittens lookin like a younger douchehound. Are we sure this isn’t that girl’s granny?

  33. Leighton Meester Rainbow Umbrella Gossip Girl Set
    BenDoverman
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    2nd best cankles in the biz

  34. The Situation
    skidmark
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    it looks like Fred Armisen doing an impression, that’s how stupid this kid looks

  35. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    moopy
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    Ann is trying SO hard to be the next Michelle Obama…and hideously failing in that shirt.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Spandex Bike Clothes
    Ugh
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    As a biker, I don’t mind bike shorts… but when you wear them on an upright comfort bike with a fanny pack and a T shirt… yeah… not a good look. THrow some shorts on over those if you really want to wear them.

  37. The Situation
    Ugh
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    I’d guess that this tool only goes to the gym to do bench press and curls. He has a weird body.

  38. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    Pennsyltucky
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    While it appears that the flag is made in the U.S. of A.,…
    http://www.annin.com/faqs.asp#q11

    but the placement of the stars is incorrect. The large spaces at the top and bottom are dead give aways,

    http://www.usflag.org/flag.specs.html

  39. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Bionic_Crouton
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    LOL! That was good!

  40. Jeremy Renner
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    I plan on seeing this movie just for Mr. Renner there.

  41. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    Mama Pinkus
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    fucking creepy couple

  42. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    Okay, this one made me laugh.

  43. Christian Audigier Nathalie Sorensen
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    I thought this was Jennifer Love Hewitt at first. :/

  44. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    vgrly
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    Pass me the butter please.

  45. Katie Holmes Solo NYC
    Alli
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    Apparently she left it right next to her bra

  46. Mitt Romney Ann Romney American Flag
    anonym
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    Either he will be George W II, or the most boring president ever.

    he’s like a robot

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Spandex Bike Clothes
    Hugh Jazz
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    My cybernetic eyes detect a Merry Maids van…

  48. The Situation
    hhh
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    mmm check out that roidy arm acne.

  49. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
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    A pillow face in a pillow fight.

  50. The Situation
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    Really love this one :)

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