Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which starts out with Katy Perry trying to boob away the gay, ends with a solid Kim Kardashian ass joke but not before tittilating you with a nougaty Arnold wants housekeeper vagina center. In fact, his captions are so good, I wish I could make this post grope you out of respect. He’d want it that way.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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I had never realized before how ginormous Keith Urban’s head is. He looks like an Easter Island statue next to Nicole.
Ha ! Awesome
grandma has cold
Look Ma, NO ASS
Meatus wrote “contact,” but it should be “contract.”
Listen to the ginger and all will be well.
It would be hard to explain to a normal person why this one liner is so funny.
Burger Boy inspires me to greater future commentary bitchiness.
Titaaaaays!
Next she turns around to show her visible crack to ease the transition
because if they did, she’d get pregnant for the 6th time…..
According to them, that’s the only reason to ever have sex. Is to make babies.
You’re right. I suck.
don’t be too hard on yourself, what worries me is that the grammatical error may be evidence of the picture actually working.
Meatus, that was the best comment of the week – just claim it was a typo and enjoy your well-deserved reward.
not sure either. but i think it has to do with a Charmed episode.where the cat becomes a person.
heheh
No.
Boo to the dislikes too. That’s stupid, this person typing is speaking through the narrator, Emma Watson’s vagina. Make sense? … Emma Waston’s vagina would say something like that, just in case you didn’t get it before the elipses. Thumbs up, dumb people.
Hello Operator? Can you put me through to Retardation? What’s that? Why yes, of course I’ll hold.
bahahaha A+
Her tits need an SSRI.
I’d say longer than five years.
But good comment!
LOL!
I get it!
Hee hee.
LOL! Great one.
He gives off that Lifetime movie stalker-who-steals-and-wears-women’s-panties vibe in this one.
Not that I’ve watched a movie like that.
Yeah, like “An Officer and a Murderer” with Gary Cole.
Not, uh, that I watched it either.
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Omg! Thanx for sharing that!
Gary Cole was AWESOME!!! Loved it!!!
Very nice, Steve!
Doesn’t he claim to only be 30?
What happened to those good tits in The Gift?
That hand is actually spinning like a propeller.
She looks suprised how smooth it is… obviously she was drawing on experience from touching Heff’s cock as a comparison
Fantastic!
She is wearing the ugliest shoes ever!
The tag on the flag says “Made in China”. Irony.
She looked better in that picture with Mittens lookin like a younger douchehound. Are we sure this isn’t that girl’s granny?
2nd best cankles in the biz
it looks like Fred Armisen doing an impression, that’s how stupid this kid looks
Ann is trying SO hard to be the next Michelle Obama…and hideously failing in that shirt.
She’s trying hard to be a very ugly black woman?
As a biker, I don’t mind bike shorts… but when you wear them on an upright comfort bike with a fanny pack and a T shirt… yeah… not a good look. THrow some shorts on over those if you really want to wear them.
I’d guess that this tool only goes to the gym to do bench press and curls. He has a weird body.
While it appears that the flag is made in the U.S. of A.,…
http://www.annin.com/faqs.asp#q11
but the placement of the stars is incorrect. The large spaces at the top and bottom are dead give aways,
http://www.usflag.org/flag.specs.html
LOL! That was good!
I plan on seeing this movie just for Mr. Renner there.
me: for Mr. Renner and Edward Norton!
fucking creepy couple
Okay, this one made me laugh.
I thought this was Jennifer Love Hewitt at first. :/
Pass me the butter please.
Apparently she left it right next to her bra
Either he will be George W II, or the most boring president ever.
he’s like a robot
My cybernetic eyes detect a Merry Maids van…
mmm check out that roidy arm acne.
A pillow face in a pillow fight.
Really love this one :)