The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

September 21st, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones‘ palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should’ve been. In fact, I didn’t think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled in on icy wings of spite. *wipes eyes* You just make me so proud…

- The Superficial

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
    lil
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    Haha. I know that girl! *leaves to by a pregnancy test*

  2. lil

    Good job people. This week’s stuff was hilarious!

  3. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    In this version Jonah is the Whale

  4. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    Brilliant

  5. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
    lawn
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    That’s just mean. Hilarious, but mean.

  6. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    lawn
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    This comment is on the same level as the Kim Kardashian/black microphone one.

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Cock Dr
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    God that’s mean.
    So funny though.

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Jeans DWTS Taping
    Cock Dr
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    It’s an ass that requires it’s own street signage.

  9. January Jones Son Xander Laying On Sidewalk
    Cock Dr
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    Motherhood is much more difficult when the nanny insists on a day off from the compound.

  10. Antoine Dodson Knocked Up Wife
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    Ha!

  11. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
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    Nice one.

  12. Khloe Rob Kardashian
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    I don’t get it, and that makes me sad. :/

  13. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    So gross, yet so funny.

  14. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
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    I have a theory Ben Affleck married her for her man-shoulders

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Katie
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    oh god. I totally heard the horse noises as I read this. :)

  16. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
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    *wipes tear, golf claps*

  17. January Jones Son Xander Laying On Sidewalk
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    ha sweeeeeet!

  18. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    I’d take one.

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    AAHAHAHAHA!!!

  20. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Skirt
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    A+ !

  21. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millipied
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    MAHAHAHA fucking outstanding!

  22. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    jesus H this *dies*

  23. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
    malaka
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    never thought i would say this, but she actually doesn’t look bad for a 700 pound woman.

  24. Antoine Dodson Knocked Up Wife
    Madonna's Testicles
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    Chris Rock grow his hair out or is that a weave?

  25. January Jones Son Xander Laying On Sidewalk
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    Can you blame him?

  26. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    Loved this one!

  27. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    Nice one maggiore!

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant
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    I couldn’t stop stop laughing when I first read this one.

  29. Jeremy Irons Death Stare Trashed Documentary Press Conference
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    Ha!

  30. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
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    I love that it looks like he is trying to take the jeep with him.

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    She looks better with her eyes wide. She should always have this expression.

  32. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millipied
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    I didn’t get this one.

  33. January Jones Son Xander Laying On Sidewalk
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Awwwwwww, cute.

  34. Antoine Dodson Knocked Up Wife
    john
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    HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE

  35. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    ate the Whale

  36. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    miguelito
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    Meh. She’s dried up.

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    she just saw a fire in her stable.

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