Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Jesus And The Amazing Homoerotic Pube Bone, so it really needs no introduction, Which is why I’m going to completely get out of the way and let you dive right into this impressive amount of random because, seriously, a Scott Bakula joke? I want to be inside all of you.
All of you…
- The Superficial
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
Hey, someone commented “Insert Scarface cliché here,” and I was just happy to oblige.
perfect!
+1 million
this is funny because either could be the one caught and the colt 45 would still be an appropriate question
Genius.
MOO
I should feel sorry for her, because she’ll likely be haunted by that photo for a long time.
But the combination of the Minnie Mouse hair bow and an obvious stupidity so vast that she submitted to her own very public molestation withers my sympathy.
Awesome comment by TF.
And I, for one, love and respect you for it.
I can’t claim credit for that line, its from the Lionel Hutz character on “The Simpsons”. In the original thread Hutz was mentioned and I tossed that in from memory. So, Matt Groening, please don’t have me killed.
Nice! Though I have to correct a bit, the quote goes “not only that Freddie Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty.”
Still, a perfect line for this photo.
While your honesty is admirable, you still nailed it.
awesome
Brilliant!
Go to youtube and watch Christopher Walken dancing to Fatboy Slim. Man puts all these bitches to shame. Except maybe Al.
God, that’s such a bad painting.
LOL! WTF indeed… I can only suppose every winner gets a hag blowjob.
That’s one of the most popular bible stories.
Good one.
LOL!
Thanks for the compliment, CD. I’m bothered less by the hair bow than the fact that the hair on her left side sweeps over so far, it’s like there’s another head under there.
Indeed 0_o
Aw, you guys. Seriously, I’m kinda embarrassed by all this praise when I think of how little effort I put into this.
Frighteningly plausible.
Awwww, poor Billy.
Hahahaa, touché!
THIS is why I superfish.
That’s just fucking awesome.
HA!
YES HAHA XD
I wanna puke and laugh my guts out now thnx!
MOOO is now SOUUUUEEEEE!!!!
A+
Seriously, if the CDC’s actual PSA’s went something like this they’d be much more effective.
Says it all.
Hilarious!
We serve hard liquor for people who want to get drunk fast. We don’t need no characters to give the joint atmosphere.
haha
not enough feathers and cod pieces
No jesus, you CAN’T break those cuffs.
Before reading the Blake Lively part, I assumed the diapers were for her. Is she not wearing any underwear?
High-larious
I like her weed pouch
the one on the left looks like Rosie O’Donnell if she used the Gender Key.
Michael Imperioli + Scott Bakula = Michael Scott
Ah hhahahaaha!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!! im crying over here