The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.3

February 2nd, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Jesus And The Amazing Homoerotic Pube Bone, so it really needs no introduction, Which is why I’m going to completely get out of the way and let you dive right into this impressive amount of random because, seriously, a Scott Bakula joke? I want to be inside all of you.

All of you…

- The Superficial

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  1. Al Pacino
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, someone commented “Insert Scarface cliché here,” and I was just happy to oblige.

  2. Brooke Hogan Bikini Hulk Hogan
    Dick Hell
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    +1 million

  3. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
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    this is funny because either could be the one caught and the colt 45 would still be an appropriate question

  4. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
    Brandon
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    Genius.

  5. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Khloe
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  6. Justin Bieber Groping Female Fan
    Cock Dr
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    I should feel sorry for her, because she’ll likely be haunted by that photo for a long time.
    But the combination of the Minnie Mouse hair bow and an obvious stupidity so vast that she submitted to her own very public molestation withers my sympathy.
    Awesome comment by TF.

  7. Al Pacino
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    And I, for one, love and respect you for it.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation New Tattoo New Lawyer Mark Heller
    Frank Burns
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    I can’t claim credit for that line, its from the Lionel Hutz character on “The Simpsons”. In the original thread Hutz was mentioned and I tossed that in from memory. So, Matt Groening, please don’t have me killed.

    • Tinka

      Nice! Though I have to correct a bit, the quote goes “not only that Freddie Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty.”

      Still, a perfect line for this photo.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation New Tattoo New Lawyer Mark Heller
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    While your honesty is admirable, you still nailed it.

  10. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Tight Ripped Minidress
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    awesome

  11. Al Pacino
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    Brilliant!

  12. logan

    Go to youtube and watch Christopher Walken dancing to Fatboy Slim. Man puts all these bitches to shame. Except maybe Al.

  13. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
    Anthony
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    God, that’s such a bad painting.

  14. Carmen Electra Cleavage SAG Awards
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    LOL! WTF indeed… I can only suppose every winner gets a hag blowjob.

  15. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
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    That’s one of the most popular bible stories.

  16. Al Pacino
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    Good one.

  17. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Tight Ripped Minidress
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    LOL!

  18. Justin Bieber Groping Female Fan
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    Thanks for the compliment, CD. I’m bothered less by the hair bow than the fact that the hair on her left side sweeps over so far, it’s like there’s another head under there.

  19. Al Pacino
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    Aw, you guys. Seriously, I’m kinda embarrassed by all this praise when I think of how little effort I put into this.

  20. Brooke Hogan Bikini Hulk Hogan
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    Frighteningly plausible.

  21. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    Kat
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    Awwww, poor Billy.

  22. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
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    THIS is why I superfish.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation New Tattoo New Lawyer Mark Heller
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    That’s just fucking awesome.

  24. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
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    HA!

  25. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    YES HAHA XD

  26. Brooke Hogan Bikini Hulk Hogan
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    I wanna puke and laugh my guts out now thnx!

  27. Toni Braxton
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    MOOO is now SOUUUUEEEEE!!!!

  28. Rupert Sanders Liberty Ross Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
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    A+

  29. Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Hearing
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    Seriously, if the CDC’s actual PSA’s went something like this they’d be much more effective.

  30. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
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    Says it all.

  31. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Khloe
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    Hilarious!

  32. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
    Horseman
    Commented on this photo:

    We serve hard liquor for people who want to get drunk fast. We don’t need no characters to give the joint atmosphere.

  33. Jaimie Alexander SAG Awards
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    haha

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Juggling Ice Ball Jack Daniels Ad
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    not enough feathers and cod pieces

  35. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
    APEV
    Commented on this photo:

    No jesus, you CAN’T break those cuffs.

  36. Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Butt Grab 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
    Tinka
    Commented on this photo:

    Before reading the Blake Lively part, I assumed the diapers were for her. Is she not wearing any underwear?

  37. Jaimie Alexander SAG Awards
    Critical Cretan
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    High-larious

  38. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Tight Ripped Minidress
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    I like her weed pouch

  39. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Khloe
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    the one on the left looks like Rosie O’Donnell if she used the Gender Key.

  40. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    Michael Imperioli + Scott Bakula = Michael Scott

  41. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah hhahahaaha!!

  42. Chris Brown Jesus Painting
    some black guy
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!! im crying over here

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