The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

September 6th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit chat, Mish Moneypenny, time to run along. Man talk.

- The Shuperficial

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  1. Damn, that was fast.

  2. ruckus

    ty fish :)

  3. Lamar Odom Blockbuster
    mancvandal
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    What the FUCK is a liter?

  4. Lorenzo Lamas Wife Shawna Craig Huge Butt Bikini
    John Umber
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    is there anymore of the chick in the bikini?

  5. Beyonce Butt Booty Shorts Blue Ivy Getting On Yacht
    Caroline
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    What’s with the shoes?

  6. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    HA!

  7. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    That was wonderful.

  8. this was a fairly weak batch. Only really good one was Odom/litre.

  9. Crystal Hugh Hefner
    Teddy
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    Hugh better see the sights so he can get home for his 5:00pm diaper change and 5:30 bedtime

  10. George Shellie Zimmerman
    potsnpans
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    Awesome!

    When you’re straight outta ’82 you remember some stuff. Especially if you watched that ‘stuff’ several hundred times.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas Smoking Cigarette US Open
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    I bet he will write a tell all about DiCaprio some day.

  12. Dave Chappelle
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    Ha!

  13. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    CMez
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    #boughtclothesthewrongsize

  14. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Walkaway Joe
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    LOL of the Day! Genius.

  15. Olsen Twins
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    Bravo

  16. George Shellie Zimmerman
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    This one was awesome! Especially considering that even though there were a LOT of posts on this thread, and most of them were REALLY long, very few of them were very funny at all.

  17. George Shellie Zimmerman
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    Brilliant! I haven’t seen this movie in a while. It makes me sad, now, for some reason…

  18. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    Highlander jokes are always a win!

  19. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Skinner
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    Is that the tip of his knob?

  20. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Naked Under Jacket Square Jaw Rush Premiere
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    You and me both, McFeely. You and me both.

  21. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
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    Ha!

  22. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
    Jess
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    Perfect!

  23. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Naked Under Jacket Square Jaw Rush Premiere
    Blitzkrieg
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    ________|\_______\o/_________

    dun dun… dun dun… dun dun… dun dun dun dun dun dun dun…

  24. Beyonce Butt Booty Shorts Blue Ivy Getting On Yacht
    heisenberg
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    true that- thats a no no on a boat

  25. George Shellie Zimmerman
    malaka
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    just wanted to say thank you for looking past the hot button polarizing controversy and getting directly to the important issues such as dick jokes and how there is no other explanation for women who are at all overweight except that all women are not so secretly pregnant

  26. Dave Chappelle
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Dick Nose
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    Sounds like bob has a crush

    • Bob

      I grew up watching James Bond movies. When you’ve done some growing up of your own, you’ll be reminiscing too about your childhood (i.e. the present time for you).

  28. Lorenzo Lamas Wife Shawna Craig Huge Butt Bikini
    bernard
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    i want to get lost in that ass

  29. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Boo boo
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    Glad he brought his own straw to the open.

  30. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere
    heey
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    LOL, I totally didn’t realize she was a whore!

  31. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere
    obviously jealous...
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    well except for Woody, sounds like a fun time

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas Smoking Cigarette US Open
    some black dude
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    LOL spot on

  33. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere
    some black dude
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    Woody Allen was for business the rest were recreational

  34. Lamar Odom Blockbuster
    ksmack
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    Perfection.

  35. Dave Chappelle
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    Best caption ever.

  36. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Noel
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    How many of you poor slobs can make some hot chick’s panties went when YOU are 83 like Connery does eh? Yeah, go back to your fries ya fat fucks, Connery has more class in his sphincter than your whole genetic line.

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