The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

August 10th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn’t go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I’m pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum then died out the anus the next day. Ah, the big city. Anyway, I’ll get out of the way, but first special props to Deacon Jones whose pitch-perfect Anthony Weiner comment almost was the coveted final spot until a last minute challenger wheeled in and gave Russell Brand an erection. For such are the days of our lives…

- The Superficial

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  1. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    LOL!

  2. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    Perfect.

  3. Heidi Klum Jason Derulo
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    Winner!

  4. Kate Upton Bikini
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    This one is blasphemy-tastic.

  5. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
    Batu Khan
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    Love this!

  6. Heidi Klum Jason Derulo
    Batu Khan
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    Pure gold!

  7. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    My life feels worthwhile now.

    Excuse me while I go celebrate with the adding of vodka to a mixture of Clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, 100% Pain sauce, horseradish, salt, pepper, and celery salt.

  8. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    I totally read this in Lois Griffin’s voice. :/

    Damn you, Seth MacFarlane!

  9. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    Like listening to the original but funny.

  10. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    I had to click to the original article to get this one. Nicely done.

  11. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    This guy is so very, very creepy.

    He’s the kind of guy that makes you push your keys between your fingers when you see him in the parking lot while on your way to your car … you know, just in case.

  12. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Getting Out Of Limo
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    If I ever get in a relationship again, I am so totally stealing this as my pet name for him.

    “I cooked you come bacon, fuckmuppet. Hope you’re hungry!”

  13. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    That’s .. that’s just disturbing.

  14. Michael Lohan
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    Quite possibly what he is actually saying.

  15. Lady Gaga Pierced Nose Bra Leather Dress The 20th Annual Watermill Center Summer Benefit
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    Ha! Pretty much.

    She irks me something fierce.

  16. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
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    L’ew.

  17. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
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    Ouch. Better be careful, you might upset his fan.

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    So powerful she can taste it.

  19. Orlando Bloom
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    Maybe I’m just daft, but I don’t get this one. :/

  20. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
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    When you read that in his voice, it adds a whole new level of bizzarity.

  21. tom

    Dying out the anus must be pretty painful.

  22. You went to the city and your first choice to eat at was Bread and Butter?

  23. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    Too bad that is her left eye.

  24. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Where’s the “Like” button for this? So awesome.

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio
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    What a great double-week! Thanks for the giggles, Internets! BTW, we should really start keeping stats or something. Between McFeely, Deacon Jones and the EricLR, you’ve got a serious All-Star Snark Team happening.

  26. Kate Upton Bikini
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    Pretty sure it was Bonercus 6:9

  27. Anthony Weiner Talking To Child
    donkeylicks
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    “Ok son, now just use the Anthony Weiner doll and show us where they touched you”
    “Wait… stop, nobody touched my penis”

  28. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    That was my fave! :D

  29. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    Damn, thought this guy was already dead, well, the more you know.

  30. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
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    HA!

  31. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    Y’all killing me to day — as usual!

  32. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    that’s what we call being a professional

  33. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    some black dude
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! this is FAR and away the funniest one of the week LOL!!!!!!!!

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