The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

July 27th, 2013 // 98 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while fighting Doomsday. Entirely.) On that note, I can’t remember the last time we broke 30 comments, so I’m getting right the hell out of the way and contemplating whether or not to bite the bullet on The Wolverine. Which says a lot about The Lone Ranger considering I didn’t even think twice about not seeing it because my time is precious. Precious like gold. *goes back to watching Ted on HBO for the fifth time in a week*

- The Superficial

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  1. Prince Harry
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    well done!

  2. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    Ha! Gross!

  3. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Extra
    Guy
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    Large. Dome.

  4. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Lingerie Alejandro Fernández Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti Music Video
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    Love it.

  5. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
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    He wishes he was. I wish I was.

    I want the Kurgan.

    :/

  6. Miley Cyrus Nude
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    Funny because it’s true …

  7. Hugh Jackman
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    I have to go listen to Boy George now, damn you.

  8. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Extra
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    This one made me almost spit my tea on my work laptop.

    Not that I browse the Sup at work.

  9. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    I knew that one was going to be on here as soon as I saw it. Awesome.

  10. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    Don’t forget the watch and the smug sense of pretentious superiority..

  11. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
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    I somehow missed this in the comments. Well done!

  12. Ashton Kutcher
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    100% win.

  13. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
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    The idea of snorting up couch dirt makes me retchy.

  14. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Lingerie Alejandro Fernández Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti Music Video
    Cock Dr
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    What woman could remain unmoved by such a vow?

  15. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    LOL!

  16. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Taping
    Cock Dr
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    So they were teen boy pop idols. Tens of thousands of girls now entering young adulthood have been sexually imprinted to find this special type of doofusness appealing. I fear for them.

  17. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Lingerie Alejandro Fernández Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti Music Video
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    Perfect.

  18. Miley Cyrus Nude
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    That lesbian hairstyle needs to go, Miley.

  19. Ashton Kutcher
    Cock Dr
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    That one went right out of the ballpark. Wow.

  20. Phoebe Price
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    LOL!

  21. Anthony Weiner
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like a scrawny goblin.
    He must have some serious bullshit and charisma powers to have been able to get into Congress and marry well while maintaining his stable of infatuated groupies.

  22. Adrianne Curry Cleavage Mileena From Mortal Kombat Cosplay Comic Con
    Q-Ball
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    I saw a lot of people commenting on the original post about how messed up her boobs look, but I’m pretty sure the boob part is some kind of skin-colored foam plate meant to prevent wardrobe malfunctions. If you look, it’s a slightly different color/texture from her skin.

    • Cock Dr

      Those are Ms Curry’s big fake boobs.
      The site knows these things; the blogger has made a long term intensive study of the subject.

    • I agree with Dr. That is simply makeup on horrible FAKE boobies. Come on they all so fake. Look at an expensive organic burger or perfectly half cut cantaloupe and I see Andianne ‘s boobs. What a pity.
      Please beautiful women simply let nature take its course, men will appreciate it.

      • Gin&Tonic

        Nature taking its course works for small tits, natural big tits and nature equals rock-in-a-sock when they get older. WELL done fake tits I’m all for, just take a look at the chick from blurred lines. Adrienne’s bolt-ons are god-awful but thats what you get for buying them on the cheap

      • Sheppy

        Additionally, I’m not so sure she has a problem with wardrobe malfunctions occurring.

  23. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    Haaahahahaha

  24. Phoebe Price
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    Yay! Phoebe! :D

  25. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    malaka
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    and just think.. he had the elder wand in his hands.
    poor guy.

  26. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    malaka
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    Three rings were given to the elves, Seven rings were given to the dwarves, nine rings were given to the race of Men, and one, the One Ring, was created by Sauron himself in Mount Doom.
    apparently, the elves did not use theirs.

    • I was hoping you were gonna say something along the lines of:
      Three rings were given to the elves, Seven rings were given to the dwarves, nine rings were given to Johnny Depp, and one, the One Ring, was created by Sauron himself in Mount Doom, and stolen by Johnny Depp.

  27. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Extra
    malaka
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    she looks….. better.

  28. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    malaka
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    good one.
    nothin like a good fat chick joke

  29. Ashton Kutcher
    Batu Khan
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    This is a good one.

  30. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Taping
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    Wake me up before you blow blow.

  31. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
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    I somehow totally missed the water stream the first time around. Very well played.

  32. Phoebe Price
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    That self-consciously mischievous gremlin look gets me every time.

  33. Vanessa Paradis
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    I’ll bet she can hail a taxi from three streets away.

  34. Prince Harry
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    lol’d to fuck! Bravo Sir!

  35. Prince Harry
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    amazing comment….perfectly written and awesome ending..BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Hugh Jackman
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    Nice!

  37. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Iris
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    She had a baby like last week.
    Just saying…

  38. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Iris
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    Ummm, she had a baby like last week.
    Just saying…

  39. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Agnes
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    Yeah, she had a baby last week…
    Hah hah hah….

  40. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    AWOL
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    Yay! My life has meaning now!

  41. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    dr. jones
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    same way as daddy, actually.

  42. Taylor Lautner Giggling With Group Of Guys Tracers Set
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    Well done!

  43. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    Damn, he done buffed up.

  44. Prince Harry
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    *slow clap*

  45. Adrianne Curry Cleavage Mileena From Mortal Kombat Cosplay Comic Con
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    Damnit!!! I still want them!

  46. Adrianne Curry Cleavage Mileena From Mortal Kombat Cosplay Comic Con
    Porkpie
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    Jesus. I have a gym sock in my hand. Guess what I’m about to do.

  47. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Lingerie Alejandro Fernández Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti Music Video
    Porkpie
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    Christina has given me more boners than I can count. God bless her, and her magnificent breasts.

  48. Prince Harry
    Critical Cretin
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    Brilliant.

  49. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    interesting

  50. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Extra
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    Yup..makes sense.Go work out wearing 2 inches of makeup and hair down and perfectly styled to one side.I do that all the time too.

    • I take issue with “perfectly styled.” Any stylist worth his or her curling iron would rather commit seppuku with the cuticle scissors than let that Koolaid-rinsed abomination leave their salon.

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