The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.22

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet after another two week hiatus because God forbid America goes one year without a birthday party. You’re 237 years old, act your age. Anyway, I wrote 2,787 words about punching robots yesterday, so I’m immediately ducking out of the way and letting your dick jokes do the lifting. But first, a special thanks to this week final comment for somehow achieving both horribleness and an unbridled sense of hope. For the first time in my life, I no longer fear death.

*assumes Lotus position*

- The Superficial

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