The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.21

June 29th, 2013 // 66 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little hiatus last week because there honestly wasn’t enough comments to justify a whole gallery (Although, the ones that would’ve made it are in here.), but holy shit, did you guys make up for it this week. I’m pretty sure half of these are from Monday alone, so whatever the hell you drank/smoke/paid to have sex with last weekend, do that again. I don’t care if that means Chris Hansen might finally catch you this time, the Internet needs more Bane jokes about Nicolas Cage. That said, nobody even try to top the Timothy Olyphant one. It’s not safe to fly that close to the sun unless you want to become a classic Nintendo game which I’m pretty sure is how that story ends. Or am I thinking of Rygar?

*disappears down a pipe*

- The Superficial

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  1. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    A +

  2. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    nice

  3. Jared Leto In Drag Candy Magazine Shoot Terry Richardson
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    indeed

  4. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    lol!

  5. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I love it.

  6. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Brilliant!

  7. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
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    ha!

  8. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    Sounds legit.

  9. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    mmmmm Putin

  10. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Awesome

  11. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Matthew Rutler
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    yep

  12. Gerard Depardieu Mini Scooter Russia
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    just..wow

  13. Alicia Silverstone Baby Bump Spandex Outfit
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    ha! & ewwwwww

  14. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    LOL!

  15. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    sprub
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    Positively pleasant to ponder

  16. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Perfection

  17. Frank Burns

    “there honestly wasn’t enough comments to justify a whole gallery” – alright you slackers! Next week I want you to go in there with all comments you’ve got and win just one for the Gipper

  18. Lena Dunham Bruised Legs Girls Set
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    “She’s my cherry pie…..delivery truck.”

  19. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    This is great

  20. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
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    LOL

  21. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
    livingdeadgirl
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    HAHA ! awesome

  22. Elijah Wood Messenger Bag Frisbee Firefly Music Festival
    SNAFU
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    Hey, taint sniffers. Elijah Wood was Frodo, not Harry. Aren’t you supposed to be Masters of the Trivial or something?

  23. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
    pee queen
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    For some reason pictures of her always turn my stomach; this one especially so.

  24. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    wow

  25. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Other than the birth of my children and scoring with that chick from the Taco Bell commercial, this is the greatest day of my life. You guys like me. You really like me :-)

  26. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    LOLs!!

  27. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Robb7
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    She scares me.

  28. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Matthew Rutler
    whatever
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    she looks normal now, not fat and not skinny, just a normal size person

  29. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    whatever
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    admit it, nobody finds giant behinds attractive, how long is this freakshow pretend going to continue? until you find the biggest ever and decide enough is enough

  30. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
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    Hey, I won the internet!

  31. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
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    Twice in one week? I am honored.

  32. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    Jade
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    Gold. Solid, shiny gold.

  33. Jared Leto In Drag Candy Magazine Shoot Terry Richardson
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    Good one.

  34. Laura Prepon Legs Tight Minidress Orange Is The New Black Premiere
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    Multilayered, observant and very true. Also very funny. Extra points for dragging up the great orange ham!

  35. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    KC
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    winner

  36. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Rickles rules goddammit !

    She’s a nasty skank.

  37. Timothy Olyphant
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    LOLed like crazy.

  38. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    momo
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    omg…look at those thighs
    isnt walter payton dead?

  39. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    momo
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    i wud hit that if cud like a …….
    iwud hit that

  40. Elijah Wood Messenger Bag Frisbee Firefly Music Festival
    SNAFU
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    You’re right, I don’t get it. It’s not funny to me either as “Wood’s looking for shwag” or as “I don’t know my Woods from my Radcliffes”. Obviously, I’m not a golfer.

  41. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Perfect Parody.

  42. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    mfb
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    he wants to look like elvis so bad it ain’t funny…..

  43. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Nasty, inbred shit.

  44. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    baccusvd
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    this photo supports the aquatic ape theory.

  45. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    ThisWillHurt
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    I sincerely hope that NewDave, Fish, and I aren’t the only ones who know what a hydrospanner is.

  46. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Interred Ferguson
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    If you could see the front on this one, you’d realize this the horror that occurs when Vanilla Ice and the Joker, mate.

  47. Shia LaBeouf Army Shorts Boots Mia Goth Cameltoe Short Shorts
    Sheppy
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    :D

  48. Jared Leto In Drag Candy Magazine Shoot Terry Richardson
    fhfhfg
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    Am I the only one who sees Jennifer Anniston!!

  49. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    schmidtler
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    When she flys Delta, does she have to pay for 2 seats or do they just strap her down in the cargo hold?

  50. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    The people on that beach that opted for banana scented sunscreen are in for a world of hurt.

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