Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It’s also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of online sex offenders which I just remembered I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody. Shit. I can fix this: Nobody get the drop on the Chris Hansen now that you know he’s coming. Just act surprised and, more importantly, don’t already be taking a seat right over there. Unless, of course, you want to know how Michael Jackson really died.
See? All better,
- The Superficial
LOL!
Brilliant.
I love this one!
great socks!
Oh my, this just REEKS of class, doesn’t it ? *wretches*
Fetus obviously has (had) higher IQ than both parents combined.
MOO
Haha, that’s awesome! Well done, Trixie
If you look at this picture and you’re focusing on the white guy’s mole, I think you need to reevaluate where you are in your life.
At this point I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits more than I’ve seen head moles.
I want to know what the dude/girl in the yellow sweater is looking at…that’s where the BIG STORY is!
“Youz a big fine women, now back that thang up. Girl, who is you playin’ with, back that thang up”.
WATCH OUT KIM K….there is a confused or atleast bisexual black man behind you!
and why did here knees and her boobs switch places?
Love it! Lol!
This made me laugh Way too much!
Every time I see Kanye’s face he reminds me of any action-adventure video game character. His face always has that stoic, “I’m a badass” look but it just comes through as empty, lifeless and generic.
I thought this was Chris Brown. That’s got to be saying something.
This made me chuckle.
Smoker … ew. You just lot points, fur coat boy.
*lost
Damn you, Fish, get an edit feature!
And thus starts the zombie apocalypse.
It would be funny, but something tells me this is probably true.
briilliant
Best
AHAHA sweet!
DAMN good one.
A+
haha!
Is that a nipple ring? Wtf, I though my screen had dust on it.
Totally the best one this week.
My Niggas !
No, really, they are all mine !
When clicking through these galleries, everything seems to be posted under the person in the first pic. In this case, Justin Bieber.
‘ Invisibletarium Furry Coatus!” BAHHAHHAH omg, this broken spell got me flipping like a fish out of water with LOLz. For the love of stupid jokes that people ignore. I feel so superficial now, but not ugly.
With that superficial forced grin on her face, she suddenly looks more, je ne sais quoi APPROACHABLE, but try approaching her and get a wily spray of mace to the eyes. No doubt mon.
He’s sober and kiss his biscuits because he is rollin in da dough boi ! X
ahnoolds new show:
america’s next top nanny.
Why does she have pieces of the Tri-Force dangling from her ears?
Haaahahaha!
Nice one, Don! :D
Heart warming.
Damn I’m having a great hair day!
hysterical
^kill yourself
Obama needs to lose the arrogant smirk. It doesn’t suit him and makes him look stupid. Not as stupid as George W., Bush, but still stupid and juvenile.