The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.2

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It’s also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of online sex offenders which I just remembered I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody. Shit. I can fix this: Nobody get the drop on the Chris Hansen now that you know he’s coming. Just act surprised and, more importantly, don’t already be taking a seat right over there. Unless, of course, you want to know how Michael Jackson really died.

See? All better,

- The Superficial

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