The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.2

January 26th, 2013 // 45 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It’s also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of online sex offenders which I just remembered I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody. Shit. I can fix this: Nobody get the drop on the Chris Hansen now that you know he’s coming. Just act surprised and, more importantly, don’t already be taking a seat right over there. Unless, of course, you want to know how Michael Jackson really died.

See? All better,

- The Superficial

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    LOL!

  2. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    Brilliant.

  3. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    I love this one!

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    great socks!

  5. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Twitter
    Jack Ketch
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    Oh my, this just REEKS of class, doesn’t it ? *wretches*

  6. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Fetus obviously has (had) higher IQ than both parents combined.

  7. Rihanna
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  8. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    Haha, that’s awesome! Well done, Trixie

  9. Rihanna
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    If you look at this picture and you’re focusing on the white guy’s mole, I think you need to reevaluate where you are in your life.

  10. Prince Charles
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    I want to know what the dude/girl in the yellow sweater is looking at…that’s where the BIG STORY is!

  11. Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    “Youz a big fine women, now back that thang up. Girl, who is you playin’ with, back that thang up”.

  12. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner
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    WATCH OUT KIM K….there is a confused or atleast bisexual black man behind you!

  13. Leelee Sobieski
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    and why did here knees and her boobs switch places?

  14. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    Little Tongue
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    Love it! Lol!

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    This made me laugh Way too much!

  16. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner
    Mohawk Disco
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    Every time I see Kanye’s face he reminds me of any action-adventure video game character. His face always has that stoic, “I’m a badass” look but it just comes through as empty, lifeless and generic.

  17. Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter
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    I thought this was Chris Brown. That’s got to be saying something.

  18. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    This made me chuckle.

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
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    Smoker … ew. You just lot points, fur coat boy.

  20. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    And thus starts the zombie apocalypse.

  21. Andy Dick
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    It would be funny, but something tells me this is probably true.

  22. Ashley Greene Sweaty Cameltoe
    M3
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    briilliant

  23. Ashley Greene Sweaty Cameltoe
    AnnaD.
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    Best

  24. Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter
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    AHAHA sweet!

  25. President Obama Bill Clinton
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    DAMN good one.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    A+

  27. Victoria Silvstedt
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    haha!

  28. Rihanna
    Niiiiiiple
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    Is that a nipple ring? Wtf, I though my screen had dust on it.

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Totally the best one this week.

  30. Prince Charles
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    My Niggas !

    No, really, they are all mine !

  31. Victoria Silvstedt
    Tinka
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    When clicking through these galleries, everything seems to be posted under the person in the first pic. In this case, Justin Bieber.

  32. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
    Twyla Jane
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    ‘ Invisibletarium Furry Coatus!” BAHHAHHAH omg, this broken spell got me flipping like a fish out of water with LOLz. For the love of stupid jokes that people ignore. I feel so superficial now, but not ugly.

  33. January Jones
    Twyla Jane
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    With that superficial forced grin on her face, she suddenly looks more, je ne sais quoi APPROACHABLE, but try approaching her and get a wily spray of mace to the eyes. No doubt mon.

  34. Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter
    Twyla Jane
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    He’s sober and kiss his biscuits because he is rollin in da dough boi ! X

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
    zomgbie
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    ahnoolds new show:
    america’s next top nanny.

  36. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Upskirt
    DirtyFighter
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    Why does she have pieces of the Tri-Force dangling from her ears?

  37. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
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    Haaahahaha!

  38. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    Nice one, Don! :D

  39. Ashley Greene Sweaty Cameltoe
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    Heart warming.

  40. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    Damn I’m having a great hair day!

  41. President Obama Bill Clinton
    Lucy
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    hysterical

  42. Justin Bieber Butt Crack Twitter
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    ^kill yourself

  43. President Obama Bill Clinton
    lori
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    Obama needs to lose the arrogant smirk. It doesn’t suit him and makes him look stupid. Not as stupid as George W., Bush, but still stupid and juvenile.

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