The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.19

June 8th, 2013 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I’m going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it was brilliant in its dorkery. You may now respond with shock and awe at this unprecedented turn of events.

Up, up, and away!

- The Superficial

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  1. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    JPC
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    Ha, I saw an ad in the sports section of my newspaper the other day. She’s going to be “appearing” at strip clubs in Milwaukee and Madison, WI this weekend. Of course, she’s not dancing, probably just sitting there and signing autographs for all the two people who give a shit..

    Yeah, her life’s going well.

  2. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    I have a weird crush on Putin. I can’t explain it. Maybe the fact that he could judo-throw me to the floor of a helicopter while yelling in Russian about making people disappear and tranquilising tigers …

    That, or he’s just cute.

  3. Taylor Swift Ass
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    Ha!

  4. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    That’s one hell of a bony ass.

  5. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    I had an ex do this to me once.

    Needless to say, he regretted it.

  6. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    Grossly fitting.

  7. Alice Cooper
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    That is amazing.

  8. Jonah Hill Bradley Cooper Golden Globes After Party
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    Also amazing.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage The Client List Set
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    good

  10. Michael Keaton Benjamin Kanes Full Costume Birdman Set
    Cock Dr
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    A most disturbing photo comment pairing.
    I hope that McFeely’s sister is in a safe place…if there is such a thing.

  11. Jonah Hill Bradley Cooper Golden Globes After Party
    Cock Dr
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    Very funny.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio French Open
    Cock Dr
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    My friend’s parrot does that head sideways move ALL the time.
    Offer Leo a peanut.

  13. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Fricking Awesome

  14. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Old School
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    I got it :)
    Perfect John Belushi quote from SNL. Well-done!

  15. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
    KIMK
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    That nose….

  16. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Hopalong
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    Classic, you nailed it.

  17. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
    guest
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    seriosuly, what is she doing and why?

  18. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    That caption is a winner. I just keep laughing.

  19. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    LOL!

  20. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Fatal Attraction potential to the right.

  21. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    Might as well have invited Courtney Stodden in that case.

  22. Alice Cooper
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    Awesome!

  23. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    LOL

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage The Client List Set
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    I can actually see her saying that.

  25. Sebastian Stan Full Winter Soldier Costume Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    I love this one.

  26. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    They’re wearing service outfits and African attire. Of course this is Fox & Friends, black people aren’t allowed white people clothing in that neck of the woods.

  27. Alice Cooper
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The one I laughed hardest at.

  28. Brandon Routh Dean Cain Comic Con
    sirlovealot
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    Top spot well-deserved!

  29. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    Black People: Treated like electoral slaves by the Democrat party since 1964. (See Civil Rights Act they vehemently opposed)

    Liberals: Vapid echo-chambers since the 10th grade. Deniers of American geo-political history since the 70′s.

    Mos Eisley: wasting his breath since 5 minutes ago.

  30. Brandon Routh Dean Cain Comic Con
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    Win

  31. Jonah Hill Bradley Cooper Golden Globes After Party
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at this greasy, arrogant, little cunt.

  32. Brandon Routh Dean Cain Comic Con
    Arzach
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    This one is brilliant!

  33. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    Robb7
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    That is one ugly looking family, right down to that little rat with too much hair.

  34. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
    Dirck
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    Fuck the rich indeed

  35. Dolph Lundgren
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    I’ll be BAWKKKKK….oh wait. Hehehe

  36. Michael Keaton Benjamin Kanes Full Costume Birdman Set
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    not touching…not touching…

  37. Alice Cooper
    thecrazybetty
    Commented on this photo:

    HILARIOUS!!!

  38. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    lol outstanding!

  39. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    Hilarious

  40. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    Yeah & in case any of you haven’t seen this interview before, this should make this caption much more meaningful:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuV1JYgyBxY

  41. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
    John Travolta
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    She opened her legs without opening them. Sick…and hot!!

  42. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
    joe cano
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    Fuck the rich!! Viva socialism.

    (Can I borrow 20 dollars?)

  43. Taylor Swift Ass
    Matthew
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    No just the smell of desperation and tears.

  44. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
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    Eh. Scott isn’t ugly, just really fratty and douchey, with the cold, dead eyes of a psychopath or a shark. And Kourtney is at least a solid 7. And I’ll bet when it’s away from its family, that is one adorable little boy or little girl.

  45. Brandon Routh Dean Cain Comic Con
    Not Marvel
    Commented on this photo:

    You win the internet.

  46. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    There WILL be sex in the “champagne room” when she is there……lol

  47. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    I just watched this today.

  48. Taylor Swift Ass
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    those legs go on for light years

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