The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.18

June 1st, 2013 // 36 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or as its spoken of in hushed whispers in the Playboy Grotto, The Biggest Swinging Dicks Dick-Swingest Dick Swing Fest. True story. Anyway, we’ve got another impressive showing this week, but I want to make sure to point everyone towards this Katherine Heigl thread where it was really hard to pick just one comment out of the several awesome ones. But what it came down to it, I feel like we picked the one with the best chance of eliciting this face from her. Although, for the record, we also would’ve accepted, “Hey, you know that Korean baby you adopted and gave a good home to? It’s Judd Apatow’s.”

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Blazer
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    Very well done, sir

  3. Is the weekend nerdior ever coming back?

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
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    Good one.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    McFeely Smackup is king.

  6. Paul Giamatti The Rhino The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Don’t give her any ideas. Or then again, maybe do.

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    gnarla
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    Fucking awesome.

  8. Paul Giamatti The Rhino The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Cock Dr
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    McFeely would know; we’re all familiar with his highly acclaimed study of the Abraham orifice.

  9. Ireland Baldwin Bent Over Bikini Paddleboard
    Big Balls
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    Don’t recognize the ASS but I’d sniff and jump it!

  10. Chris Hansen
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    Ha!

  11. Robert Pattinson Banging Katy Perry Nerd Costume
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    Ugh, she’s such a fucking idiot.

  12. Corey Feldman Michael Jackson Costume Stand By Me Screening
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    Good one.

  13. Paul Giamatti The Rhino The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Whip
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    Yeah, I thought this shit was fixed.. I was lied to.

  14. Ireland Baldwin Bent Over Bikini Paddleboard
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    Classic Seinfeld line!

  15. Chris Hansen
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    Niiiice.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Camel Toe Live It Up Performance Britains Got Talent
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    AWW I’m going to sue your ass for making my heart stop.

    This shit is hilarious.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    her lower half looks fine…but whats her bald spot saying? Kris for comment??

  18. Jennifer Lopez Camel Toe Live It Up Performance Britains Got Talent
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    lol i cant even make sense of this

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
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    well done

  20. Jennifer Lopez Camel Toe Live It Up Performance Britains Got Talent
    AndrewMacCloud
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    i liked the camel toe move and a very nice hip to waist ratio!!

    She has some great music on her résumé and a is still a fantastic dancer , but no amount of talent will do any good to this worthless piece of crap music ,this is a real waste of talent find another song writer/producer as soon as possible!

  21. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Blazer
    AnnieCMA
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    Now that’s FUNNY!

  22. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    caley
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    Amazing!

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    Josephus
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    Holy shit, I didn’t even notice DiCaprio in the photo at first. Kudos, sir.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Bent Over Bikini Paddleboard
    BenDoverman
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    That browneye is callin’ my name

  25. Robert Pattinson Banging Katy Perry Nerd Costume
    BenDoverman
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    Those braces won’t stay clean for long

  26. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Blazer
    catapostrophe
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    “Advance”.

  27. Chris Hansen
    Photo gril
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    Friggin hilarious

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Robb7
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    If you were part of that heinous family you’d be pulling out your hair, too.

  29. Justin Bieber Grabbing Fans Breasts Paternity Suit
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    Even with a map (or in his case, a dot-to-dot coloring book), Bieber cannot correctly find his way to her boob.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Bent Over Bikini Paddleboard
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    lunch is here

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