The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.1

January 19th, 2013 // 85 Comments

Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week’s installment is extra-loaded, it’s not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being the Viagra for this edition’s word-boner. On a less-penis-jokey note, I want to call out the real winner of the Internet this week and it’s 19-year-old Zack Kopplin who’s making an actual difference in this backwoods country instead of flopping around the floor of a church gym on Wednesday nights pretending he’s possessed by his imaginary friend’s ghost. (Wow, that came off salty.) So screw Manti Te’o. Screw Megan Fox. Screw Taylor Swift. This kid’s story is the Jon Hamm’s penis tits. I love tits. Ahaha!

‘The hell’s a Freudian slip?

- The Superficial

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  1. Eva Amurri Cleavage The Art of Elysium 6th Annual Heaven Gala
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    She was great a few years ago on Californication.

  2. Amanda Bynes Cheek Piercing Tumblr
    Burt
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    If that’s her, she looks like she’s lost some weight.

  3. Amanda Bynes Cheek Piercing Tumblr
    anonymous
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    Looks like a german herpes blister.

  4. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    anonymous
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    You just know that he is looking at Kerry Washington’s ass in the pic and using the N-word in his mind.

  5. Jennifer Lopez 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    anonymous
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    JLo needs to retire those fucking “nude” dresses she’s been wearing since she hit her 40′s.

  6. Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    skunk
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    suck me beautiful

  7. Jessica Chastain 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Not a fan of either her acting or her ravishing “beauty”. Sorry, but JC looks like the result of a very clever operation that made a man into a woman.

    I can look out my window and pick out better-looking women than Jessica Chastain, and probably can act just as good or better.

  8. Meredith Vieira
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    50? In dog years?

  9. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Carrot Top.

  10. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
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    Looking less like he’s got one foot in the grave.

  11. Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Love her hair!

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Groping Jaimie Alexander The Last Stand Premiere
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    In his next film, he travels back in time to kill his past self BEFORE he bangs the nanny and/or runs for Governor Kahleefornya.

  13. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    The cream colour makes this already pale-skinned woman appear washed out. Should’ve gone with a camel or very pale gold.

  14. Daniel Craig Sunglasses Golden Globes
    dcma
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    This fucking killed me!! A++++++++++++++

  15. Hugh Jackman Bradley Cooper BAFTA Tea Party
    dcma
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    WAHAHAHAHA!!

  16. Erica Mena Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress
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    I made the MOPOTI list!

    And they say dreams can’t come true …

    • Congrats, LifeSerial, you did it and your comment was funny too!

      Me, you ask? Well, I’ll never be here because, A: Im not funny, and B: Even when I try too hard I’m still not funny.

  17. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Jesus, she’s 45. I would have sworn she was kicking near her 60s with this photo.

  18. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
    Ghuest
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    Two questions:

    How did her bottom-half get so damn burnt?

    And who is lounging around in a sweatsuit, watching this woman (?) snap creepy self-pics?

    At least the “differently-abled” pug is cute.

  19. Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Stryfe
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    Such a fucking cunt in person.

  20. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    vvogue
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    I think it’s Axl Rose.

  21. Meredith Vieira
    Conor
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    that’s a ripoff of a Todd Glass Joke!

  22. Daniel Craig Sunglasses Golden Globes
    soggybottom
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    Zing! Fucking hilarious man

  23. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
    soggybottom
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    Best he has looked in a looooooooooong time

  24. Rose McGowan
    soggybottom
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    Face looks like pickled eggs

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