Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week’s installment is extra-loaded, it’s not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being the Viagra for this edition’s word-boner. On a less-penis-jokey note, I want to call out the real winner of the Internet this week and it’s 19-year-old Zack Kopplin who’s making an actual difference in this backwoods country instead of flopping around the floor of a church gym on Wednesday nights pretending he’s possessed by his imaginary friend’s ghost. (Wow, that came off salty.) So screw Manti Te’o. Screw Megan Fox. Screw Taylor Swift. This kid’s story is the Jon Hamm’s penis tits. I love tits. Ahaha!
‘The hell’s a Freudian slip?
- The Superficial
She was great a few years ago on Californication.
If that’s her, she looks like she’s lost some weight.
Looks like a german herpes blister.
You just know that he is looking at Kerry Washington’s ass in the pic and using the N-word in his mind.
JLo needs to retire those fucking “nude” dresses she’s been wearing since she hit her 40′s.
suck me beautiful
Not a fan of either her acting or her ravishing “beauty”. Sorry, but JC looks like the result of a very clever operation that made a man into a woman.
I can look out my window and pick out better-looking women than Jessica Chastain, and probably can act just as good or better.
50? In dog years?
I’m pretty sure that’s Carrot Top.
Looking less like he’s got one foot in the grave.
Love her hair!
In his next film, he travels back in time to kill his past self BEFORE he bangs the nanny and/or runs for Governor Kahleefornya.
The cream colour makes this already pale-skinned woman appear washed out. Should’ve gone with a camel or very pale gold.
This fucking killed me!! A++++++++++++++
WAHAHAHAHA!!
I made the MOPOTI list!
And they say dreams can’t come true …
Congrats, LifeSerial, you did it and your comment was funny too!
Me, you ask? Well, I’ll never be here because, A: Im not funny, and B: Even when I try too hard I’m still not funny.
Jesus, she’s 45. I would have sworn she was kicking near her 60s with this photo.
Two questions:
How did her bottom-half get so damn burnt?
And who is lounging around in a sweatsuit, watching this woman (?) snap creepy self-pics?
At least the “differently-abled” pug is cute.
Such a fucking cunt in person.
I think it’s Axl Rose.
that’s a ripoff of a Todd Glass Joke!
Zing! Fucking hilarious man
Best he has looked in a looooooooooong time
Face looks like pickled eggs