Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week’s installment is extra-loaded, it’s not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being the Viagra for this edition’s word-boner. On a less-penis-jokey note, I want to call out the real winner of the Internet this week and it’s 19-year-old Zack Kopplin who’s making an actual difference in this backwoods country instead of flopping around the floor of a church gym on Wednesday nights pretending he’s possessed by his imaginary friend’s ghost. (Wow, that came off salty.) So screw Manti Te’o. Screw Megan Fox. Screw Taylor Swift. This kid’s story is the Jon Hamm’s penis tits. I love tits. Ahaha!
‘The hell’s a Freudian slip?
- The Superficial
Batman 1989! Nice reference.
I get a grin, again and again
Ha ha! Nice.
it’s kind of sad when ordinary looking, flat chested girls try too hard to look super sexy and wild. she’s smashing those little cupcakes together like she’s trying to make a cake. she must be devastated that she’s 22 yrs old and her two 40 something co-stars and her 14 yr old co-star are sexier looking than her.
What the fuck are you smoking? You need to lay off of that shit, because it’s seriously impairing your vision.
It’s sad when gay men come to this site expecting people to sympathize with there hatred for beautiful women.
Its so glamorous. The cheek pierce says both “look at me” and “I’m ashamed of myself”.
I don’t know whose the bigger douche. The guy in the photo or the guy writing a comment of said guy saying he has an imaginary black Lexus.
This is great
Say hello to your Mother for Me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d frost those cupcakes for her.
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Wow, Sam Kinison looks pretty good with a moustache…
Sorry, folks. I didn’t write this one.
And they fixed it.
You are a gentleman and a scholar for pointing out the need for clarification.
Perfect.
LOL!
I agree completely.
She’s fucking beautiful.
Wrong photo.
you had to be such a f@
She’s fucking beautiful.
LOL!
wanna marry whoever wrote that comment !! genius looool
am i the only person who cannot see any of the captions aside from the first one?. the pictures slide but the caption stays the same -_-
Refresh after skipping to the next picture. Kind of defeats the point of having a no-load system that people supposedly wants, but whatever.
lol!
Wow, this just made my day
The next button is not changing the captions…..whos the n00b that posted this one?!?! They will work is you launch each individual picture from the home page…..
totally dig this chick, but it kinda looks like she’s balding here. hope its just the picture. :/
A+
Hoooooly shit, I almost died laughing at this one.
It is fun when a caption carried over from the last picture still works.
The superman underwear was the only good decision here.
She wishes! She’s 59…
More like “Fuck you!”
I believe it’s referred to as a sausage bottom.
Who has to listen to their phone/iPod in a local car ride?
I didn’t know this was a “dumbest” comment contest!
Look it up, that’s an expert reference right there
bet you feel real dumb now…
Get over it, just about everyone has a foot fetish.
No they don’t. A lot of people have some sort of fetish, some even weirder (I know mine is), but you don’t see a lot of people (outside the porn industry) who make movies in order to satisfy their fetish. I may be taking this too far (OK, I AM), but I still haven’t gotten over Kurt Russell sucking Rosario Dawson’s toes in Death Proof…
If they ever make a live action Family Guy movie…well…Giggity.
LOL of the day!
“LEG UP” REFERENCE! Yay
Sad but [mmfff!] true.
She’s absolutely adorable
Best of the bunch
Godfather
Sweet! Like what’s in those slacks!
I don’t know which is worse, his hair or his douche beard
Awesomeness!
A+
money
money
That’s Amanda Bynes? My daughter and I watched an old eopisode of “The Amanda Show” the other day. She was a cute, funny little girl. I’m sorry she has turned into tabloid fodder.
she looks terrible. Looks like she’s gray and balding, and her dress is horribly cut for her chest. Her breasts are small and sit high, but the cut of the dress is saggy and low.