Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna caption is probably the greatest comment I’ve ever read on this site, and that’s coming from a man who still thinks “I’d pee in her butt” is the crowning achievement of the English language and the only true way to say “I love you.”
I doff my cap to you, young master JC, may your pees be strong and true,
- The Superficial
DAMN!!
They really improved the lavatories at KFC.
I’d still hit that… I’d fill that belly button with some jam and let my tongue go to work. Anyone else in?
Nope. She’s all yours buddy. I’ll take the sister.
brilliant!
haha, well played.
Perfect.
clearly one of those stupid gals who believes that “pregnancy is beautiful”
She’s barely able to make an expresson with all the botox and filler
I would not be pregnant if he did the difficult brown or I swallowed……..oh well ! ! !
Cha-ching ! $$$$$$$$$
How now Brown & Cow?
Hey, my dick IS poking thru you ! !
Neato !
Man, I’m gone for a little while (nothing personal) and come back to whalen’s comment??
Yeah, this made me laugh!
Ha ha ha! Great one, BC!
brilliant!
Has Jessica Simpson lost weight?
MOO
I hope I don’t see any photos of these 2 this week.
Would also be grateful for a break from the K klan. Thank U.
I love you, too, Fish. I was feeling some serious Mortal Kombat nostalgia when I penned that missive for RiBrown. (Or is it Chrishanna? Or just Dumb and Dumber?)
Tell me you don’t imagine chipanzee’s.
Sexual napalm!!
Fucking hilarious.
That’s about as erotic as . . . I dunno, what’s something that’s not erotic? Courtney Stodden? Let’s go with that.
The only way that could have seemed better is if more words were forced into it.
had me cracking up, well done sir.
haha
Humans make me sad.
LMAO!
NO. Just no. OK? NO. You DO NOT look good pregnant.
OK? Don’t worry, it will pass. But when you’re pregnant you do NOT look good.
Fucking brill, per usual, and Gilberator write a novel already. In your sleep you’d put that fucking Twilight cow out of business!
One pasty for Gryffindor!
hahahaha, perfect!
Awesome collection so far