The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.0

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2013

Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna caption is probably the greatest comment I’ve ever read on this site, and that’s coming from a man who still thinks “I’d pee in her butt” is the crowning achievement of the English language and the only true way to say “I love you.”

I doff my cap to you, young master JC, may your pees be strong and true,

- The Superficial

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