The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.0

January 6th, 2013 // 33 Comments

Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna caption is probably the greatest comment I’ve ever read on this site, and that’s coming from a man who still thinks “I’d pee in her butt” is the crowning achievement of the English language and the only true way to say “I love you.”

I doff my cap to you, young master JC, may your pees be strong and true,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    Buddy The Elf
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    DAMN!!

    They really improved the lavatories at KFC.

  2. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    whalen
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    I’d still hit that… I’d fill that belly button with some jam and let my tongue go to work. Anyone else in?

  3. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    brilliant!

  4. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
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    haha, well played.

  5. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
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    Perfect.

  6. Mama Pinkus

    clearly one of those stupid gals who believes that “pregnancy is beautiful”

  7. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Kanye West
    Mama Pinkus
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    She’s barely able to make an expresson with all the botox and filler

  8. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Kanye West
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I would not be pregnant if he did the difficult brown or I swallowed……..oh well ! ! !
    Cha-ching ! $$$$$$$$$

  9. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
    Han Solo
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    How now Brown & Cow?

  10. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Hey, my dick IS poking thru you ! !
    Neato !

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    MirandaVeracruzdelaHoyaCardenal
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    Man, I’m gone for a little while (nothing personal) and come back to whalen’s comment??

  12. Silvia Abbate Bikini
    MirandaVeracruzdelaHoyaCardenal
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    Yeah, this made me laugh!

  13. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    MirandaVeracruzdelaHoyaCardenal
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    Ha ha ha! Great one, BC!

  14. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Life Jacket Jetski
    ruby
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    brilliant!

  15. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    Betti
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    Has Jessica Simpson lost weight?

  16. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Kanye West
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  17. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
    Cock Dr
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    I hope I don’t see any photos of these 2 this week.
    Would also be grateful for a break from the K klan. Thank U.

  18. JC

    I love you, too, Fish. I was feeling some serious Mortal Kombat nostalgia when I penned that missive for RiBrown. (Or is it Chrishanna? Or just Dumb and Dumber?)

  19. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
    The Royal Penis
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    Tell me you don’t imagine chipanzee’s.

  20. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
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    Sexual napalm!!

  21. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
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    Fucking hilarious.

  22. Courtney Stodden Nude Pink Christmas
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s about as erotic as . . . I dunno, what’s something that’s not erotic? Courtney Stodden? Let’s go with that.

  23. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Life Jacket Jetski
    catapostrophe
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    The only way that could have seemed better is if more words were forced into it.

  24. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
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    had me cracking up, well done sir.

  25. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
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    haha

  26. Chris Brown Rihanna Making Out Laker Game
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    Humans make me sad.

  27. Laurence Fishburne Bowler Hat Purple Shoes Laker Game
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    LMAO!

  28. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Twitter
    welldoneson
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    NO. Just no. OK? NO. You DO NOT look good pregnant.
    OK? Don’t worry, it will pass. But when you’re pregnant you do NOT look good.

  29. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Life Jacket Jetski
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    Fucking brill, per usual, and Gilberator write a novel already. In your sleep you’d put that fucking Twilight cow out of business!

  30. Emma Watson Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Mike Hockhurtz
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    One pasty for Gryffindor!

  31. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    soggybottom
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    hahahaha, perfect!

  32. Silvia Abbate Bikini
    soggybottom
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    Awesome collection so far

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