The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

May 28th, 2011 // 130 Comments

Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference that’s actually funny which, if my memory serves me correct, is the first time that’s happened on the Internet since 1999. Hyeah, bay-bee! (See what I mean?)

Zip it,

- The Superficial

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  1. Snooki
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    I can’t unsee it now. :/

  2. Maria Shriver
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    I’m pretty sure this is true.

  3. Olivia Wilde Bradley Cooper
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    That forced pursed-lip thing is so Brett Michaels.

  4. Candice Swanepoel
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    Better natural flat than horrendous implants. You can’t stuff a chest with no natural body fat without it looking orange-in-a-tubesock-y.

  5. Christina Aguilera
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    She needs to stop with the clown makeup. She looks like Pennywise.

  6. Snooki
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    LOL – Ok that one was good…

  7. Karry

    Selena is mentally delayed. I agree this Justin mom sold his sold to the devil for a truck load of money. Where is his mom when this girl was all over her 16 year old son. She has not protected her son at all from Hollywood vultures. This girl is turning 20 in July why can’t she hang with a real man instead of this little worm.

  8. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Big_Mike
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    Man she looks like an evil bitch

  9. deadpool2099

    I bet my pinkies bigger than his winkie. She probably walks past a hawaiian sausage stand and sighs sadly.

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