The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

May 28th, 2011 // 130 Comments

Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference that’s actually funny which, if my memory serves me correct, is the first time that’s happened on the Internet since 1999. Hyeah, bay-bee! (See what I mean?)

Zip it,

- The Superficial

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  1. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Damien the Antichrist, in front is even piss scared of the Witch!

  2. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Scully
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone forgot to warn JLo what will come for her 7 days after watching that tape.

  3. Snooki
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    She bad alright. Bad to look at!

  4. Snooki
    Task
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the ewok version of the poodle cut?

  5. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    GG1000
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the S&M version of the Biggest Loser?

  6. Mandy

    I hate those sunglasses. They look like movie theatre 3D glasses.

  7. Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Gaga?

  8. Olivia Wilde Bradley Cooper
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    My balls are wet.

  9. Hilary Duff Breasts Melons Sobe Life Water
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Still got Matt Dillon teeth from Something about Mary.

  10. Candice Swanepoel
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    My balls are wet again.

  11. Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s American and she’s fat and she has a kid, anything else? Why is she here?

  12. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Jared
    Commented on this photo:

    Hasn’t someone already used this quote for another TMIPOTI previously?

  13. Barack Obama Guinness
    aristotrash
    Commented on this photo:

    Probably worth mentioning that Obama essentially made this same joke himself, saying he was going to Ireland to find his missing apostrophe …

  14. Larry King
    Keith Chegwin
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like his face is slipping down his head.

  15. BarbieSamBarrry

    :O is that a tat on biebers tummy!?!? 0.0

    and most important people in the internet??? more like.. most luckies people in the world!! :)

  16. Maria Shriver
    misohongry
    Commented on this photo:

    the.. the.. the.. the.. the.. THE GRINCH !

  17. MLVC

    She could have just taken a massive shit, Taco Bell infused, and I would still tounge dive that crapper.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    that gal appears to be missing an ass cheek

  19. Snooki
    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    The best one of the week.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Life & Style
    Commented on this photo:

    Her pose says “I’m a mom and I’m still HOT!”…but her belly says “I’ve never used photoshop before, how hard can it be!”

  21. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “I’m an edgy and complex man” like a tattoo that your mom had to sign a waiver for at the shop.

  22. the captain

    let’s wonder: PAEDOPHILES ARE PLEASED BY THESE PICTURES?

  23. Maria Shriver
    Commented on this photo:

    no wonder Arnie was doing basically anything that had a heartbeat! The broad is not exactly graceful…

  24. Larry King
    Commented on this photo:

    is it a wax figure?? bottom teeth, nasty shit!!

  25. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    the guy needs to grow a pair (of everything! pecs, biceps, balls, etc) and the chick, has to grow an ass… how old are these kids anyways??

  26. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Commented on this photo:

    look mommy! I’m sliding!! (just like the footballs he throws)

  27. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    seek and destroy!

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Nipple Slip
    Commented on this photo:

    man! finally! only to find out that she has no freckles on her nipples :(

  29. Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    Yeppers
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG, THAT WAS FUNNY. :-D

  30. snarl

    sooo, we basically have the same body, but i have a bit more boob?

  31. snarl

    oops, forgot the “

  32. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    Dani
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish chicks would stop kissing chicks for publicity.

  33. krutboo

    her cooch probably smells like enchiladas. I think his mother, in her obvious quest to be rich a la Joe Simpson, sold her son to thew dark side. :)

  34. Assman

    Jesus she looks like a 12 year old. She doesn’t look like she’s going to develop a “womans” body any time soon. That ass needs some work.

  35. mark

    she has the body of a little girl, she doesnt have a womans body so for me this is no a turn on…i like hips, boobs and ass…this has nothing…ill check her out at 25 or 30…

  36. Coco Clothing line
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha! My fave so far!

  37. Kim Kardashian
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    “You are famous for doing nothing, too! We should hang out more often!”

  38. TurkusMaximus

    she’s skinny fat….no muscle tone anywhere in sight. But she’s young….plenty of time to get insecure and turn into a hard and stringy, gym/diet obsessed celebrity. ~sigh

  39. Olivia Wilde Bradley Cooper
    radlad
    Commented on this photo:

    HA! That was hilarious.

  40. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    lohan8ball
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s built like a woman and he’s built like a 12 year old. It seems wrong.

  41. Snooki
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    WINNING!

  42. Antonio Banderas
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    word!!!

  43. Barack Obama Guinness
    uncle ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    To hell with those tornado ravaged areas. Miss, another round for the bar. AHH hahahaha

  44. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Have none of you seen a 17 year-old boy before? They pretty much all look like this …

  45. Snooki
    MickNina
    Commented on this photo:

    I would throw it in her. I would also let her sit on my face. No kissing though. You don’t know where that mouth has been!

  46. Kevin Federline
    zzz
    Commented on this photo:

    meh.

  47. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how the ‘fat one’ looks smaller than the ‘hot one’ here.

  48. Maria Shriver
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fucking Crypt Keeper.

  49. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh.

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