Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference that’s actually funny which, if my memory serves me correct, is the first time that’s happened on the Internet since 1999. Hyeah, bay-bee! (See what I mean?)
Zip it,
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Damien the Antichrist, in front is even piss scared of the Witch!
Looks like someone forgot to warn JLo what will come for her 7 days after watching that tape.
She bad alright. Bad to look at!
Is that the ewok version of the poodle cut?
Is this the S&M version of the Biggest Loser?
I hate those sunglasses. They look like movie theatre 3D glasses.
That’s not Gaga?
My balls are wet.
Still got Matt Dillon teeth from Something about Mary.
My balls are wet again.
She’s American and she’s fat and she has a kid, anything else? Why is she here?
Hasn’t someone already used this quote for another TMIPOTI previously?
Yep, but it’s still just as funny.
And it was even on a J.Lo post, I believe.
Probably worth mentioning that Obama essentially made this same joke himself, saying he was going to Ireland to find his missing apostrophe …
It looks like his face is slipping down his head.
:O is that a tat on biebers tummy!?!? 0.0
and most important people in the internet??? more like.. most luckies people in the world!! :)
the.. the.. the.. the.. the.. THE GRINCH !
She could have just taken a massive shit, Taco Bell infused, and I would still tounge dive that crapper.
that gal appears to be missing an ass cheek
The best one of the week.
Her pose says “I’m a mom and I’m still HOT!”…but her belly says “I’ve never used photoshop before, how hard can it be!”
And her face says “I think I’m still relevant!’
Nothing says “I’m an edgy and complex man” like a tattoo that your mom had to sign a waiver for at the shop.
let’s wonder: PAEDOPHILES ARE PLEASED BY THESE PICTURES?
No they’re not, she’s 19.
no wonder Arnie was doing basically anything that had a heartbeat! The broad is not exactly graceful…
is it a wax figure?? bottom teeth, nasty shit!!
the guy needs to grow a pair (of everything! pecs, biceps, balls, etc) and the chick, has to grow an ass… how old are these kids anyways??
look mommy! I’m sliding!! (just like the footballs he throws)
seek and destroy!
man! finally! only to find out that she has no freckles on her nipples :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG, THAT WAS FUNNY. :-D
sooo, we basically have the same body, but i have a bit more boob?
oops, forgot the “
I wish chicks would stop kissing chicks for publicity.
her cooch probably smells like enchiladas. I think his mother, in her obvious quest to be rich a la Joe Simpson, sold her son to thew dark side. :)
Jesus she looks like a 12 year old. She doesn’t look like she’s going to develop a “womans” body any time soon. That ass needs some work.
she has the body of a little girl, she doesnt have a womans body so for me this is no a turn on…i like hips, boobs and ass…this has nothing…ill check her out at 25 or 30…
hahaha! My fave so far!
“You are famous for doing nothing, too! We should hang out more often!”
she’s skinny fat….no muscle tone anywhere in sight. But she’s young….plenty of time to get insecure and turn into a hard and stringy, gym/diet obsessed celebrity. ~sigh
HA! That was hilarious.
She’s built like a woman and he’s built like a 12 year old. It seems wrong.
good
WINNING!
word!!!
To hell with those tornado ravaged areas. Miss, another round for the bar. AHH hahahaha
Have none of you seen a 17 year-old boy before? They pretty much all look like this …
I would throw it in her. I would also let her sit on my face. No kissing though. You don’t know where that mouth has been!
meh.
I love how the ‘fat one’ looks smaller than the ‘hot one’ here.
Holy fucking Crypt Keeper.
Meh.