The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

May 28th, 2011 // 130 Comments

Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference that’s actually funny which, if my memory serves me correct, is the first time that’s happened on the Internet since 1999. Hyeah, bay-bee! (See what I mean?)

Zip it,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Splash News

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  1. Shaftzits

    SIT ON MY FACE! Phist!

  2. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    guy rossi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh my gawd! I’ve never walked on water before. Thanks Justin!”

    “Anytime bitch”

  3. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    wcboy
    Commented on this photo:

    Best Tagline Ever!!

  4. Joe Jonas Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent!

  5. Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny cuz it’s true…

  6. Larry King
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t keep them straight, which Alien movie is this photo from?

  7. Maria Shriver
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Maria: “No, fuck YOU, asshole. I won’t be back.”

  8. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone else see her as having a mustache?

  9. Kim Kardashian
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming this Fall on CBS, Two and a Half Asses.

  10. Snooki
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fucking-a French a-tourists! Go a-home, Quasimodo!”

  11. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    beeberrr
    Commented on this photo:

    aww cute widdle lesbo’s

  12. Snooki
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Touche!

  13. Joe Jonas Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Dank
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone still buy that this asshole is straight?

  14. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Dank
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he seriously have a Miley Cyrus-esque tatoo under his arm? Christ this kid couldnt get more gay if he sucked George Micheal’s cock.

  15. Snooki
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    That line would work better on the Bigfoot Kardashian.

  16. Barack Obama Guinness
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay, Colin! WINNAH!!

  17. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Uncle Jemima
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Prince in that picture. Complete with the penciled in mustache.

  18. mafme

    She’s totally getting an abortion.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Nipple Slip
    Asoto
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still waiting for the NSFW version of this. Anyone?

  20. Snooki
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet. Mother. Of. God.

  21. Snooki
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    She thought it was her dignity, was gonna overlook it, but then she smelled the delicious scent of tube-meat…

  22. Coco Clothing line
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Best.

  23. Intergalactic Captain Superstar Mc Awesomeville

    stretch-marks?

  24. Richard Simmons
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s time to think about giving up the gay work out clothes when you have to wear support hose to keep the skin on your knees from slapping you in the nuts.

  25. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    ahhh..looks like Whores-R-Us arrived with my dirty delivery.

  26. Robert Acquafresca

    there are perks for being alive at almost every age. I really do miss the perks that came with being 18.

  27. Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    awww..them little Adidas sneakers are precious!

  28. Barack Obama Guinness
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    You the winnah hahahaha!
    You the winnah hahahaha!

  29. Snooki
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    dammit..the t-shirt shop couldn’t read her writing either…should’ve said “I’M FAT”

  30. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    My life is complete. Now when is that rescheduled rapture again?

  31. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    It does look that way, but if you View Full Size and zoom in, it looks more like she’s licking her upper lip with her tongue.

  32. Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry
    NickMina
    Commented on this photo:

    your a shitty shitty writer…

  33. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    NickMina
    Commented on this photo:

    you suck and your not funny

  34. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    chaburchak
    Commented on this photo:

    Good gravy Marie, look at the size of her hands! They’re like giant mole hands…she could palm your whole head!. Creepy…

  35. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    djs
    Commented on this photo:

    Bieber looks like a 12 year old kid, I can’t believe anyone would want to have sex with him…gross

  36. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    53-Jared Jet Browne
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha, justin bieber and selena gomez dating, I believe that will be stronger relationship than unexpected crackheads out there.

  37. Britney Spears Rihanna Billboard Music Awards
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    that whole shtick is just tired,,

  38. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Life & Style
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    eeccchhhh,,,

  39. Barack Obama Guinness
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    asshat

  40. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    et
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s not even looking at her. but that’s funny shit.

  41. Venom

    I have been in denial for the longest time, but I have to face reality, she has no ass at all. :(

  42. Selena Gomez Bikini Justin Bieber
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s playing with his green peen while Selena watches.

  43. Snooki
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking great! Haha!

  44. Lisa

    Gee, thanks for making Wayfarers uncool. I’ll be throwing my pair in the trash, now.

  45. Vicoria Beckham Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    tagline win!

  46. Snooki
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    meat in a tube always catches her attention

  47. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Nipple Slip
    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    If you are trying to protect your modesty you’d put your hands over your breasts not enact a kind of arm push-up bra.

  48. Snooki
    malberry
    Commented on this photo:

    awesome

  49. Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry
    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re a shitty shitty elementary school level grammarian.

  50. Candice Swanepoel
    Mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, yes. That old humor standby, mastectomies…..

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