Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference that’s actually funny which, if my memory serves me correct, is the first time that’s happened on the Internet since 1999. Hyeah, bay-bee! (See what I mean?)
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SIT ON MY FACE! Phist!
I’d go-go for GOMEZ’s little ass over KK’s hippo ass in a heartbeat! God, when I was that young, I had muscles, chest hair and everything else BIEBER doesn’t have except MONEY…
BigBalls you’re a real loser
bigger the muscles smaller the cock . smaller the muscles bigger the cock .
“Oh my gawd! I’ve never walked on water before. Thanks Justin!”
“Anytime bitch”
Best Tagline Ever!!
Excellent!
It’s funny cuz it’s true…
I can’t keep them straight, which Alien movie is this photo from?
Maria: “No, fuck YOU, asshole. I won’t be back.”
better comment than the winner.well done Bucky.
Does anyone else see her as having a mustache?
No, she”s hot. But she’s mexican so yeah she could have a little something.
Absotively!!
Coming this Fall on CBS, Two and a Half Asses.
BAHAHAHAHA Bloody Brilliant!!
“Fucking-a French a-tourists! Go a-home, Quasimodo!”
aww cute widdle lesbo’s
Touche!
Does anyone still buy that this asshole is straight?
did anyone ever?
gotta love that fucking caterpillar on his face.
Does he seriously have a Miley Cyrus-esque tatoo under his arm? Christ this kid couldnt get more gay if he sucked George Micheal’s cock.
That line would work better on the Bigfoot Kardashian.
Yay, Colin! WINNAH!!
She looks like Prince in that picture. Complete with the penciled in mustache.
She’s totally getting an abortion.
I’m still waiting for the NSFW version of this. Anyone?
http://vgportal.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3597652/Lindsay-makes-another-boob.html
It’s on dlisted. Apparently the fish found God and can’t show us the titay anymore.
Sweet. Mother. Of. God.
She thought it was her dignity, was gonna overlook it, but then she smelled the delicious scent of tube-meat…
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Best.
stretch-marks?
were you see that at?
I think it’s time to think about giving up the gay work out clothes when you have to wear support hose to keep the skin on your knees from slapping you in the nuts.
ahhh..looks like Whores-R-Us arrived with my dirty delivery.
there are perks for being alive at almost every age. I really do miss the perks that came with being 18.
awww..them little Adidas sneakers are precious!
You the winnah hahahaha!
You the winnah hahahaha!
dammit..the t-shirt shop couldn’t read her writing either…should’ve said “I’M FAT”
My life is complete. Now when is that rescheduled rapture again?
It does look that way, but if you View Full Size and zoom in, it looks more like she’s licking her upper lip with her tongue.
your a shitty shitty writer…
you suck and your not funny
YOU’RE not funny either, and you consistently use the word ‘YOUR’ incorrectly.
dont no wat YOUR talking bout
you’re mom eats a toilet and your dumb
Good gravy Marie, look at the size of her hands! They’re like giant mole hands…she could palm your whole head!. Creepy…
Bieber looks like a 12 year old kid, I can’t believe anyone would want to have sex with him…gross
Ha, justin bieber and selena gomez dating, I believe that will be stronger relationship than unexpected crackheads out there.
that whole shtick is just tired,,
But still funny.
eeccchhhh,,,
asshat
she’s not even looking at her. but that’s funny shit.
I have been in denial for the longest time, but I have to face reality, she has no ass at all. :(
Oh, she has one. It’s just… crooked.
He’s playing with his green peen while Selena watches.
Fucking great! Haha!
Gee, thanks for making Wayfarers uncool. I’ll be throwing my pair in the trash, now.
tagline win!
meat in a tube always catches her attention
If you are trying to protect your modesty you’d put your hands over your breasts not enact a kind of arm push-up bra.
And smile gloriously knowing your tabloid points are going up by the second ….
awesome
You’re a shitty shitty elementary school level grammarian.
Ah, yes. That old humor standby, mastectomies…..