The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

May 21st, 2011 // 166 Comments

Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.

Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.

Thank a vet, ya hippies,

- The Superficial

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  1. Pippa Middleton
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    Can we at least be honest about this…MEN were not talking about her ass, mostly because no straight men gave a pinched farthing about the royal wedding in the first place. What we have is the media, desperate to try to keep some wedding buzz going, is trying to hype this plain looking chick as something special.

    • chancho

      Yep…all the while not saying a word about the almost 500 taliban that escaped an Afghan war prison just days before

  2. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    Sin
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    OMG!! It does look like Charo.

  3. Mel Gibson Shirtless
    IHatePoopinAtWork
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    I bet he can balance a large pizza box on that gut while standing upright. That’s hot.

  4. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    IHatePoopinAtWork
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    That’s prob his own blood on his shirt. I’m sure this bitch popped him in the mouth for getting lippy or letting his eye wander to other passing trolls in the club. They look tard-o-rific.

  5. Demi Lovato
    IHatePoopinAtWork
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    How the fark did she blow up like this when she was just doing the grainy cell phone flex in an ill fitting bikini a week or two ago? Did she inhale a boat load of of Mexican food along w/a ton of salty Margaritas? Or did she just nosh on several Mexicans? Trickery! With all those chins…and those sausage thighs….she’d split that same horrid fitting suit in twain right now.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    Hobo Killer
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    I wonder if her, Nikki Minaj and Kim K all go to the same dr for their hydrogel butt injections?? Hmmmmm…….

  7. Demi Moore Bikini
    Hobo Killer
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    Anyone gotta bag for that head?

  8. Khloe Kardashian
    Hobo Killer
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    She should really try to do a better job of tucking back her cock and balls.

  9. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    hmna
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    I realize that this is the shallow end of the gene pool, but how did he land her? Even by redneck standards, that’s a mismatch.

  10. Kanye West
    Jill_Ess
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    LOVE!

  11. Julianne Hough Bikini
    heater
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    freaking perfect. kudos mcfeely

  12. Julie Bowen
    heather
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    pretty good, pretty good.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    BeFitBeHappyBeYOU!
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    Jlo has always been bottom heavy, knocked knees and no legs/ calves, which makes her bottom look heavier. Research her from back in the day she’s always had bigger gluts for her body type, but she works out and keeps fit, always has. Now I will say she needs to stop trying to compete with the younger singing generation, she’s too old to still be doing this like this. K Monogue for some reason can pull it off, I know weird.

  14. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Jon
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    Toothy.

  15. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Jon
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    Even Lamar Odom is laughing at that one.

  16. Gwen Stefani
    Jon
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    Pffft at least she has enough confidence in herself without needing to rush out and buy some water balloons.

  17. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Penis Shirt
    Jon
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    Cannot fap to this.

  18. Shauna Sand
    nina poop
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    is she wearing eyeliner?

  19. Brad Pitt
    Maggie
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    The mental patient chic comment was funny

  20. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    Vlad
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    Pretty much the best one; ‘Charo’, fuckin’ classic.

  21. Brad Pitt
    Vlad
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    good one

  22. Pippa Middleton
    Vlad
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    HI-larious!

  23. Courtney Love
    Vlad
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    Ha!

  24. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    Fig
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    Ahnold loves you more, fraulein.

  25. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    chancho
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    Yet another example of why tats are PLAYED.

  26. Michael Moore
    chancho
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    That is one hideous looking fatass. Please quit showing yourself in public, hypocrite.

  27. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    RickyLong
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    Miley, you can cut all her hair off and put on a few pounds but we still know it’s you!

  28. Gwen Stefani
    AWOL
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    Let Jesus F@(& you!
    Let Jesus F@(& you!
    Your mother is in here with us!

  29. Courtney Love
    AWOL
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    Just looking at this makes me want to lock myself in a room above my garage, shoot enough H to kill an elephant, and then eat a shotgun.

  30. right

    these 2 are retards

  31. Facebook Me

    Fatty needs a longer shirt, one of his (many) rolls are showing.

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