Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.
Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.
Thank a vet, ya hippies,
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Its disturbing you can see the outline of that dudes dick through his track pants… >.
thats called italian dick ;-)
no it’s called italian salami
her boob has a foreskin.
What’s with the spit curl in Sly’s hair? Is he the next Superman?
slap the dick salami from his friend on Stallone and showcase that curl and you would have the perfect Superman. Maybe add about 5 or so inches in overall height too. That might help. Punching villains in the knee caps just seems like a dick move.
Too bad t-shirt didn’t say FRANKIE SAYS RELAX
I probably shouldn’t mention what those fingers at her mouth could be symbolizing. I’ll leave that to one of you degenerates.
Guilty as charged … 1st thing I thought of. :^(
I immediately got the urge to Lysol wipe my monitor directly on the child’s mouth. It wouldn’t help her at all but it might help me sleep better tonight. This woman is an STD w/flamingo legs. The kid will for sure have lip Herps now. Damn it all!
Let it go – the child is toast and there is nothing you can do
Belly Dancing.
Chunk from Goonies.
Vera DeMilo
This was my favorite of the week.
The very first anti-drugs PSA that I believe
This is your brain…this is your brain on drugs…THIS is your boob on drugs.
I know you get a lot of play here, but they’re not all winners…
The entire camel.
Priceless! Major chuckler.
Thats called Jefferies tubing. Get your gay mutual masturbation lingo straight.
Yeah, get your gay straight!
That’s Jenna Bush. At least SHE cares about black people.
LOL.
:)
+1
Maybe he still had cotton is his cheeks from a dental appointment. Or Vito Corleone is now a young black man.
Those were all so not funny. Except for the ‘large marge’ comment. I can’t believe I clicked through all of them.
I suck.
Yeah I agree — not that funny this week. I’m sure there were better comments in there. :-\
agreed…all suck this week.
Go to the original story above (the crap we missed) and check out the thread for Snoop at a gentleman’s club in London. Hilarious stuff!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-tuesday-5-17-11-05-2011/0517-the-crap-we-missed-12
Awesome.
Damn Michael Moore is fat!
Finally. ..a funny comment :)
Holy shit! You’re right!!! Hahahaha!
LMAO I died laughing when I saw that comment, good job Gil.
holy mackerel! How did Arnold let his son get so huge? Oh that’s right, he’s too busy groping and impregnating other women to pay attention to this family
He’s really turned into Mad Max…well, Mad Max that has access to quite a lot of food. Guess the apocalypse isn’t as desolate as they tell it to be.
screen capture from the upcoming Spider-Man reboot perhaps?
See how she changes from taking pictures of herself to when the pap takes pics of her? I guess you can really look thinner by holding your breath
This is his impersonation of Stephen Hawking
the result after picture 5 in this series…her pants were white at one time…
Aren’t they supposed to be estranged on the show, or are they just strange?
The new mirror ball trophy for Dancing With the Stars.
Charo! LOL.
OK, this cracked me up.
Look at the size of that catcher’s mitt………….. hahahaha
Already been had! They are gross.
Greatest comment ever
Advertisement that dairy eggs and animal flesh cause bloated tummies
fuck you
As a country we really need to get our priorities in order….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pH_7JRH7Nw
I just googled Gary Shirley and found this.
Safe to say he didn’t make the cut.
just. yes. thank you.
Looks like the Family Guy version of Kanye escaped into the real world :s
^ aaaand there it is
Is that ketchup on his shirt?
If you scroll over the image it says “Demi Moore Bikini” Trust me, Demi Moore has had plastic surgery to insure she doesn’t look like this!
(Sigh) It should be news when she DOESN’T have a camel toe….
Looks like she gained all that weight back.
Her boob looks like a mushroom top.
Case closed.
This is the picture I will show my children when we have “The Drug Talk” scare them straight.