The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

May 21st, 2011 // 166 Comments

Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.

Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.

Thank a vet, ya hippies,

- The Superficial

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  1. Sylvester Stallone
    weaselspeed
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    Its disturbing you can see the outline of that dudes dick through his track pants… >.

  2. Courtney Love
    sideshow_bob
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    her boob has a foreskin.

  3. Sylvester Stallone
    G Reventlov
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    What’s with the spit curl in Sly’s hair? Is he the next Superman?

    • IHatePoopinAtWork

      slap the dick salami from his friend on Stallone and showcase that curl and you would have the perfect Superman. Maybe add about 5 or so inches in overall height too. That might help. Punching villains in the knee caps just seems like a dick move.

  4. Brad Pitt
    G Reventlov
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    Too bad t-shirt didn’t say FRANKIE SAYS RELAX

  5. Shauna Sand
    G Reventlov
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    I probably shouldn’t mention what those fingers at her mouth could be symbolizing. I’ll leave that to one of you degenerates.

    • Eugene

      Guilty as charged … 1st thing I thought of. :^(

    • IHatePoopinAtWork

      I immediately got the urge to Lysol wipe my monitor directly on the child’s mouth. It wouldn’t help her at all but it might help me sleep better tonight. This woman is an STD w/flamingo legs. The kid will for sure have lip Herps now. Damn it all!

  6. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Nug
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    Belly Dancing.

  7. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    Nug
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    Chunk from Goonies.

  8. Demi Moore Bikini
    Nug
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    Vera DeMilo

  9. Julianne Hough Bikini
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    This was my favorite of the week.

  10. Courtney Love
    G Reventlov
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    The very first anti-drugs PSA that I believe

  11. Khloe Kardashian
    Nug
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    The entire camel.

  12. Gwen Stefani
    Bluto
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    Priceless! Major chuckler.

  13. Jersey Shore The Situation Pauly D
    smashsmash
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    Thats called Jefferies tubing. Get your gay mutual masturbation lingo straight.

  14. Kanye West
    G Reventlov
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    That’s Jenna Bush. At least SHE cares about black people.

  15. Demi Moore Bikini
    DKNY
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    :)

  16. Gwen Stefani
    DKNY
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    +1

  17. Kanye West
    G Reventlov
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    Maybe he still had cotton is his cheeks from a dental appointment. Or Vito Corleone is now a young black man.

  18. Paula Abdul Simon Cowell
    woot
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    Those were all so not funny. Except for the ‘large marge’ comment. I can’t believe I clicked through all of them.

    I suck.

  19. Gwen Stefani
    juaquin ingles
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    Awesome.

  20. Michael Moore
    Jose
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    Damn Michael Moore is fat!

  21. Michelle Rodriguez
    Anna
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    Finally. ..a funny comment :)

  22. Gwen Stefani
    kimmykimkim
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    Holy shit! You’re right!!! Hahahaha!

  23. Kanye West
    Jovy
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    LMAO I died laughing when I saw that comment, good job Gil.

  24. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    vlad
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    holy mackerel! How did Arnold let his son get so huge? Oh that’s right, he’s too busy groping and impregnating other women to pay attention to this family

  25. Mel Gibson Shirtless
    vlad
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    He’s really turned into Mad Max…well, Mad Max that has access to quite a lot of food. Guess the apocalypse isn’t as desolate as they tell it to be.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    vlad
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    screen capture from the upcoming Spider-Man reboot perhaps?

  27. Demi Lovato
    vlad
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    See how she changes from taking pictures of herself to when the pap takes pics of her? I guess you can really look thinner by holding your breath

  28. Kirk Cameron
    vlad
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    This is his impersonation of Stephen Hawking

  29. Khloe Kardashian
    vlad
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    the result after picture 5 in this series…her pants were white at one time…

  30. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    tlmck
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    Aren’t they supposed to be estranged on the show, or are they just strange?

  31. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    tlmck
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    The new mirror ball trophy for Dancing With the Stars.

  32. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    Blech
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    Charo! LOL.

  33. Jersey Shore The Situation Pauly D
    Blech
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    OK, this cracked me up.

  34. Khloe Kardashian
    Pee Wee
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    Look at the size of that catcher’s mitt………….. hahahaha

  35. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Nicole
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    Already been had! They are gross.

  36. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Fart
    Commented on this photo:

    Greatest comment ever

  37. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Eggs = Scrambled male chicks
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    Advertisement that dairy eggs and animal flesh cause bloated tummies

  38. right

    fuck you

  39. Ashley

    As a country we really need to get our priorities in order….

  40. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Leanna @ Raptortoe.com
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pH_7JRH7Nw

    I just googled Gary Shirley and found this.

  41. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    candyn
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    just. yes. thank you.

  42. Kanye West
    Fi
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    Looks like the Family Guy version of Kanye escaped into the real world :s

  43. MrsWrong

    ^ aaaand there it is

  44. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    MrsWrong
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    Is that ketchup on his shirt?

  45. Demi Moore Bikini
    Amber
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    If you scroll over the image it says “Demi Moore Bikini” Trust me, Demi Moore has had plastic surgery to insure she doesn’t look like this!

  46. Khloe Kardashian
    Amber
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    (Sigh) It should be news when she DOESN’T have a camel toe….

  47. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Amber
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    Looks like she gained all that weight back.

  48. Courtney Love
    Weaselmouse
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    Her boob looks like a mushroom top.

  49. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Amber
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    Case closed.

  50. Courtney Love
    Amber
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    This is the picture I will show my children when we have “The Drug Talk” scare them straight.

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