Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it’s still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we’ve got a selection that’s as slim and lean as the Governator’s grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two commenters who came up with memes we wish we thought of first, we gave your submissions a little extra sizzle. Not that we’re playing favorites or anything, but those two also get to go to college and have routine vaccinations while the rest of you get a pound of raw veal for Christmas. Ha! I’m kidding. The Bethenny one gets an education and medical care, too.
*tussles your hair*
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says: “hey! we have a drink named after you!”
Grasshopper says “you have a drink named Marty?”
That is a rare Unicorn turtle. That depraved fuck is defiling this majestic creature by riding it’s horn like a hobby horse!
he’s demonstrating how wide he would open to suck off the dude in the passenger seat of the truck that just passed
That joke is older than the crust on her daddy’s underwear.
Nice one, Boondoggle.
His inner monologue: Does theees angle make my vagina look beeeeg?