The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 25

April 30th, 2011 // 183 Comments

Welcome to the 25th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring words said by you about people posted by me. It’s an intimate affair rife with skullduggery and probably the best comment I’ve ever read on the site, saved for last as always. Of course, that’s not counting all those other times I’ve said that because this time I really mean it. For now.

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time,

- The Superficial

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  1. vlad
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    she’s all set for time as a crazy bad lady

  2. RasputinsLiver

    Christ onna shitpile.

    Whatta cow. A bleached blonde over-made-up cow.

  3. Tracey
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    So terribly tacky it ROCKS!

  4. Tinklepants Astronaut

    People, please! That isn’t a tag, its tape, pulling her ass cheeks together so she doesn’t fart too loudly when Carson Daly is talking during ‘The Voice’.

  5. Turd da third
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    With her tights stretched that thin, at least she will be well ventilated when she farts….Turd, out….

  6. Turd da third
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    Pretty much everything about her is boring,, shit, my post is even boring…oh well…….

  7. Turd da third
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    No he is saying “Want to play stinkfinger with me?”….

  8. Turd da third
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    The kid on the left looks like Brittany Spears when she was that age… some things never change..

  9. Turd da third
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    Man that dude has a really big clock…. guess size matters…

  10. Turd da third
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    That’s quite the tit-zip

  11. Turd da third
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    Needs a large tatt of the Royal Coat of Arms….

  12. Turd da third
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    Zombie eyes,,,, must be the scientology

  13. Turd da third
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    She looks like she is wearing a diaper underneath……… what fashion sense.

  14. Turd da third
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    Where did he find George Costanza’s jacket??

  15. Turd da third
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    I think that all of her smile has slipped into her tits…..

  16. Turd da third
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    just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  17. Turd da third
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    Looks a bit like mini-me with hair in the trailer….

  18. Turd da third
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    Where is a sand crab when you need one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Turd da third
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    Wondering if her Kotex has wings too?

  20. Turd da third
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    she would look hotter with a Uni-brow

  21. Turd da third
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    Larry King without the suspenders……

  22. Turd da third
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    Mirror mirror not on the wall who is the sourest of them all………

  23. Turd da third
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    That’s the problem with really short dudes, their bags hang really close to the ground!

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    Yesss…

  25. *sigh* I hate this stupid “most important people” posts. Every time I pop into see if there has been one of the rare weekend posts it mocks me with it’s lack of wit.

  26. hH
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    Yay me!!! I’m a whore.

  27. Commented on this photo:

    I just gave the OK to kill Osama Bin Laden. I am celebrating with a “Police Academy” special.

  28. TekGame
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    Best ass shot I’ve seen of Chistina!

  29. Josephus
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    Birth certificate? I’m about to show you a death certificate for the second-most nefarious terrorist in the world. Alas, Snooki remains at large.

  30. Jovy
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    I dunno which disturbs me more: Flavor Flav’s age or that dudes horrible BDUs.

  31. the captain

    ……..Lying & Cheating americans are still favourite?

  32. dnkypunch
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    She used to be so hot!

  33. typical white person
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    Wow he looks intimidating…not.

  34. muddy mudskipper
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    excellent!

  35. horn dog
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    Looks like your average underwear model in the paper – except not pretty.

  36. DAH
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    Hideous. Repulsive. My balls are shriveled now that my urethra has taken back it’s last deposit!

  37. Donald Trump

    Christina is past her prime. Thank God myself, and others in the biz, hit that before she hit the wall.

  38. Fletch
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    I got the reference and I’m still trying to figure out who the hell this is and why she is relevant.

  39. Fletch
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    WTF? Seriously, WTF? She definitely has issues because she could get a whole lot better than that thing.

  40. Fletch
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    All she needs is a houseful of cats and the transformation will be complete.

  41. Commented on this photo:

    “I check cheddar like a food inspector…” Oh, no that’s Jay-Z.

  42. CrunchyCheeseTwists
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    I tried to view this pic full size, but my monitor wouldn’t scale that high.

  43. dailychicken
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    Priceless look from the woman on the left XDDD

  44. dailychicken
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    Marfan syndrome: if you’ve seen the original film Rec, the zombie right at the end is played by a character actor who has it. Of course, that’s not to say people with Marfan’s look like zombies…

  45. Mark

    I’d hit that

  46. Jimmy
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    That’s strange…Only now do i find her attractive, before it was kinda meh, maybe it’s because I’m very much into brunettes

  47. sarcastic bombastic

    your thong is showing bumblebee tuna.

  48. meany
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    She has the face of an angel.

    ooops, I mean the face of orangutan’s anus.

  49. meany
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    Brown is thinking , “I can’t kick any of these guy’s asses. They’re not female.”

  50. jason
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    i think the superficial needs a straight guy, straight girl, gay guy, and gay girl to post comments….because im sure 50% of that mixture would disagree and say that he looks damn fine…one of those guys who gets better looking with age

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