Welcome to the 25th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring words said by you about people posted by me. It’s an intimate affair rife with skullduggery and probably the best comment I’ve ever read on the site, saved for last as always. Of course, that’s not counting all those other times I’ve said that because this time I really mean it. For now.
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time,
- The Superficial
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Too funny.
Ha ha. So true.
If you look hard enough you can see some shit stains.
Someone tell her the skanky attire shit doesnt really work if you arent worth looking at…
Thank you, oh thank you fish!!! Now I know how Roger Ebert felt last week when he finally won that thing for doing that other thing. From the bottom of my Eastern Pennsylvania heart, thank you.
Is that the bad guy from Blade? I can’t tell. Others are right, all us white people look the same
The Joker and Mr. Freeze.
Is that Ann Coulter?
Yes, it is.
I think it’s Tom Petty.
Yes, Daniel Craig in drag makes my dick harder.
Does he keep her drugged or is he so tall she hasn’t actually seen his face?
Yeah. Too much build up for a lil Jon reference
Leann Rimes?? If yes, she’s such a pig.
She stole half of Kim K’s ass!
Love this one! XD
Hell yea. Rockin’ the poetic interpretation.
Wow, she isn’t even fat. I can’t believe these comments are coming from men. She looks fine and as a woman I actually think she has a very nicely shaped ass. Also, since when is being pear-shaped a bad thing? Would you rather a woman be an apple and gain weight in her gut? I’m thinner than Xtina so I’m not just some fattie whining however the standards are getting a little ridiculous considering what the average American woman looks like. I’m sure most women around you are significantly larger than Xtina.
doesn’t even look like her.
no, more like white old rihanna.
Oh god, he’s right!
OMG, as if you douche bags think pear shaped women have ugly bodies. Do you have no taste in women? Do you prefer manly body shapes? Wouldn’t want to see how your girlfriends/wives look like..
Exactly. Pear shaped bodies are very feminine.
where the fuck do you two idiots see a pear in that?
Yes is Hugh Jazz available?
I would punish that Hugh Jass
Poor David Schwimmer, he’s gone from Friends to Airport Security.
This was the only one that made me laugh.
For the record, I’m nearly 40 and only got after seeing this a second time.
Awww, I still love me some Corbin Bernsen! He’s awesome on Psych.
What a MAN! :P
SKY MEANS BUSINESS !
LOL
Ma GRANDFATHER’s work was DODOOOOO
I would remove that tag with my teeth and commission the tongue for an invasion.
Awesome figure and hair Ann: I’d wreck it!
The damage has already been done my friend.
A classic essay on the matter. A true must-read.
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/?zx=796eefc5f86b48ad
Figure? If stick person is a figure…I spose…
Good god, I’d rather fuck a methhead tranny. She’s even pointless and stupid, so you can’t be horny for her “brains.”
Whatever turns your screw , bud. Be happy.
Is that porn-star Lisa Ann?
Multiple layers of funny here.
That’s just plain, old, raspy-ass nasty….
LMAO!
Rather lame.
Ok. I don’t get the reference.
her dad John McCain was in a POW camp in Vietnam
Very nice comment.
Either way, she doesn’t own a mirror.
The hooker looked like she has been drugged. Only reason she was seen with him.
Hello. My name is Holly. I am a money hungry slut. You qualified? No age discrimination, just have to have a minimum balance of many millions.
Looks like she was auditioning for Black Swan part 2.
Wonder how much those scans are going to bring on eBay?
Still can’t think of anything better than that comment.
You got problems.
Dang, and I gots this here new erflickshun shirt fer nuffin’!
if you zoom in really close, you can see the tag says “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”
She is a spokesperson now for the Ann Coulter Diet System
He’s looking at the guy on his left as if saying “damn, you sure look mighty fine, I’d like to beat you like a pulp and call you my bitch”
So he dressed as Sylvester McCoy playing Doctor Who for Easter?
when a side boob shot doesn’t even reveal boob
someone have a moist towelette? I just shoved my hand up the ass of the guy who is walking off
How true it is that the job of POTUS ages a person quite extremely!
Ahhh, so Tom Cruise is using her lifeforce to stay looking young…now I understand.