The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 24

April 22nd, 2011 // 228 Comments

Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I’m just salty there’s no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs, yucks and offensive chicanery brought to you by some of the finest commenters on the Internet today. If they were a wine, I’d store them in my basement and forget they there until I moved. I don’t throw compliments around like that lightly.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. TexasChick76543

    Can you say “multimillionaire” and she’s won numerous grand slam titles. What have you accomplished besides criticizing a picture of her on the beach in Miami? Eh?

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    me
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    She is fucking gross.

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    Jared
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    Amazing.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    First funny comment in the batch. Fish, if the pickings are few, I suggest you just leave it because if it goes on like this no-one will want to be nominated as being one of the “most important people on the internet” anymore.

  5. KINDAREALLYAWESOME

    now this is a real woman. no hired photographer, just being real. just cause shes black, and not size 0, lets all just make fun of her. LOL. u ppl criticizing her must all be fat, ugly and jealllousss. i love this woman, she’d whoop ur asses anyway !

    • RasputinsLiver

      It’s not because she’s black. At least not with me anyway. There are many beautiful black women, just as there are women of other races. And there are unattractive black women just as there are in other races.

      Just so happens that Serena is a truly unfortunate looking woman from head to toe. Seriously, just butt-fuck ugly.

  6. Lovemypussyhairthick

    That’s way too much ass.

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    Jade
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    I guess I’m not young enough to know everything. I sure didn’t get what was supposed to be funny.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s stating the obvious.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Second funny comment in the batch. Plus I’m happy to say I’m one of the few people who haven’t done unrepairable damage to their ears by listening to her drivel.

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    Jade
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    Aww I actually like Amanda. Though sure enough, this picture isn’t doing her any favors.

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    Jade
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    Wow third and best comment in this batch. Fish, just start posting the ones that are actually funny, never mind that sometimes there’s only one comment to show.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. Observant, yes. Funny? Jury is still out on that one.

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    Jason
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    Someone explain this comment to me.

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    Jason
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    Disregard….took a sixth look and it all became clear.

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    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    how many times has he cheated on her? 300? 800? 1000 times?

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    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    this social experiment has come full circle. We are now taking photos of no-name rednecks and laughing at them.

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    lawlitsamanidiots
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    who the fuck is this dude

  18. Mark R

    They had to use an entire cheetah

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    Suds
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    It looks more like an ass under her armpit.

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    LC
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    I ain’t gonna pee pee my bed to-niiight!! It’s an uncanny resemblance

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    This might have been funny if all the other Coachella folks were white, but the fact that there is another black dude standing RIGHT BESIDE HIM IN THE SAME PHOTO kind of murders the punchline.

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    I can see the start of some baaaaad aging.

  23. She looks like some kind of super hero, genetically superior to other athletes thats for sure

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    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do they always have to change things? I liked She-Hulk better when she was green.

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    This woman is hot. Wow. Wow!

  26. Yfsjqvtsw Okwrjbvryqegj

    JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS UGLY-ASS THING STILL ON THE FRONT PAGE?!?!?!?!?

    • RasputinsLiver

      It really has, as many times as Fish has posted pics of her over the last month or so, turn one off from returning here. Those and the horrific Kathy Griffin bikini pics as well as any Kirstie Alley pics.

      But, I keep hoping it’s merely a temporary downturn and will soon return to its glory.

  27. qwerty

    sure shes not the prettiest but then again i would like to see photos of some of you posters. just saying

  28. Honestly, I’ve never seen a more frightening specimen of human being (if that’s what you call this) in my life. Though I do not want to be around this thing in a bathing suit, I still love you Serena, Venus, whatever…You Go Gurrl!

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    g33kgirl
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    Shocking news retards – you’ll be 40 yourselves one day >.

  30. See Alice

    Rikishi Phatu is a cross dresser ?

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    eskwire
    Commented on this photo:

    Japan has installed a new defense against tsunamis.

  32. For fox sake… Is there a need for this disgusting pig to be on top of the page so often??….Are you TRYING to drive people away from your site!?

    We get it. She’s ugly. Put something else up already.

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    Heinrich Himmler
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes out with bleach.

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    uncle jonathans corncob pipe
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHA. fabulous.

  35. HCV

    Look, if you’re gonna go on a vacation or abandon updates, please don’t leave a banner pic of a shaven yak up.

  36. barf, she’s a beast

  37. Turd Ferguson

    Raise the roof?
    FUCK – she could raise the planets.

    Seriously, I cant stand looking at her. She has always been an arrogant bitch, now she is ugly to go along with it.

  38. Venus Williams

    Serena used to be thinner. People who say this is her “natural curves” are wrong.

    Google Image search Serena Williams and you’ll see many photos of her in a bikini that look better than this.

  39. Jenna

    All racial slurs aside, she does really look like a damn gorilla. Even if she was as white as Kathy Griffin she’d look like a damn gorilla.

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    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Fergie has a penis.

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    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Proof that ghosts are real.

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    If the photo is her Coahella “Artist” photo, it was taken by a renowned photographer responsible for HUNDREDS of incredible celebrity profiles…especially for Coachella performers and visitors. Even HE couldn’t make her look good and he made CeeLo look good.

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    dingleberry
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would he want to hurdle Fergie’s giant schlong? I don’t understand.

  44. Cardinal Fang

    Forget whatever I’ve ever said about her. I’d still do her. Just wish her bottom half didn’t look like Jerome Bettis though. I guess I could overlook that little problem.

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    Rayne
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    Ok, this one was fucking hilarious!

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    dingleberry
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    You can take that cookie and shove it up your ass

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    horn dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Standing/doggie-style, and in a crowd, no less!

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    bruise springsteen
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    Glory days, well, they passed him by. And, I doubt he’s getting the wink of a young girl’s eye.

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    bruise springsteen
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    “Vittoria Secrets” lol

  50. Donald Trump

    Is that an orangutan or a gorilla? Seriously. You couldn’t pay me enough to my 70 year-old penis in that nasty box.

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