Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I’m just salty there’s no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs, yucks and offensive chicanery brought to you by some of the finest commenters on the Internet today. If they were a wine, I’d store them in my basement and forget they there until I moved. I don’t throw compliments around like that lightly.
See you Monday,
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Can you say “multimillionaire” and she’s won numerous grand slam titles. What have you accomplished besides criticizing a picture of her on the beach in Miami? Eh?
For starters I don’t have the body of a robust mythical creature.
She is fucking gross.
Amazing.
First funny comment in the batch. Fish, if the pickings are few, I suggest you just leave it because if it goes on like this no-one will want to be nominated as being one of the “most important people on the internet” anymore.
now this is a real woman. no hired photographer, just being real. just cause shes black, and not size 0, lets all just make fun of her. LOL. u ppl criticizing her must all be fat, ugly and jealllousss. i love this woman, she’d whoop ur asses anyway !
It’s not because she’s black. At least not with me anyway. There are many beautiful black women, just as there are women of other races. And there are unattractive black women just as there are in other races.
Just so happens that Serena is a truly unfortunate looking woman from head to toe. Seriously, just butt-fuck ugly.
That’s way too much ass.
I guess I’m not young enough to know everything. I sure didn’t get what was supposed to be funny.
That’s stating the obvious.
Second funny comment in the batch. Plus I’m happy to say I’m one of the few people who haven’t done unrepairable damage to their ears by listening to her drivel.
Aww I actually like Amanda. Though sure enough, this picture isn’t doing her any favors.
Wow third and best comment in this batch. Fish, just start posting the ones that are actually funny, never mind that sometimes there’s only one comment to show.
Meh. Observant, yes. Funny? Jury is still out on that one.
Someone explain this comment to me.
Disregard….took a sixth look and it all became clear.
how many times has he cheated on her? 300? 800? 1000 times?
this social experiment has come full circle. We are now taking photos of no-name rednecks and laughing at them.
and writing them fat checks with which to buy breast implants.
who the fuck is this dude
They had to use an entire cheetah
It looks more like an ass under her armpit.
I ain’t gonna pee pee my bed to-niiight!! It’s an uncanny resemblance
This might have been funny if all the other Coachella folks were white, but the fact that there is another black dude standing RIGHT BESIDE HIM IN THE SAME PHOTO kind of murders the punchline.
True…
agreed
I can see the start of some baaaaad aging.
She looks like some kind of super hero, genetically superior to other athletes thats for sure
Ha!
Excellent sarcasm there, ppokie!
Why do they always have to change things? I liked She-Hulk better when she was green.
This woman is hot. Wow. Wow!
Another comment on the wrong photo apparently.
JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS UGLY-ASS THING STILL ON THE FRONT PAGE?!?!?!?!?
It really has, as many times as Fish has posted pics of her over the last month or so, turn one off from returning here. Those and the horrific Kathy Griffin bikini pics as well as any Kirstie Alley pics.
But, I keep hoping it’s merely a temporary downturn and will soon return to its glory.
sure shes not the prettiest but then again i would like to see photos of some of you posters. just saying
Honestly, I’ve never seen a more frightening specimen of human being (if that’s what you call this) in my life. Though I do not want to be around this thing in a bathing suit, I still love you Serena, Venus, whatever…You Go Gurrl!
Shocking news retards – you’ll be 40 yourselves one day >.
Yes, but the vast majority of us will never be a 40 year old woman in a tube top.
mostly because your figure just would not let you be
Rikishi Phatu is a cross dresser ?
Japan has installed a new defense against tsunamis.
For fox sake… Is there a need for this disgusting pig to be on top of the page so often??….Are you TRYING to drive people away from your site!?
We get it. She’s ugly. Put something else up already.
Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes out with bleach.
HAHAHA. fabulous.
Look, if you’re gonna go on a vacation or abandon updates, please don’t leave a banner pic of a shaven yak up.
barf, she’s a beast
Raise the roof?
FUCK – she could raise the planets.
Seriously, I cant stand looking at her. She has always been an arrogant bitch, now she is ugly to go along with it.
“raise the planets”
LOL
Serena used to be thinner. People who say this is her “natural curves” are wrong.
Google Image search Serena Williams and you’ll see many photos of her in a bikini that look better than this.
All racial slurs aside, she does really look like a damn gorilla. Even if she was as white as Kathy Griffin she’d look like a damn gorilla.
Would that make her an albino gorilla? If so, that would make her more special.
Fergie has a penis.
Proof that ghosts are real.
If the photo is her Coahella “Artist” photo, it was taken by a renowned photographer responsible for HUNDREDS of incredible celebrity profiles…especially for Coachella performers and visitors. Even HE couldn’t make her look good and he made CeeLo look good.
Why would he want to hurdle Fergie’s giant schlong? I don’t understand.
Forget whatever I’ve ever said about her. I’d still do her. Just wish her bottom half didn’t look like Jerome Bettis though. I guess I could overlook that little problem.
Ok, this one was fucking hilarious!
You can take that cookie and shove it up your ass
Standing/doggie-style, and in a crowd, no less!
Glory days, well, they passed him by. And, I doubt he’s getting the wink of a young girl’s eye.
“Vittoria Secrets” lol
Is that an orangutan or a gorilla? Seriously. You couldn’t pay me enough to my 70 year-old penis in that nasty box.