Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I’m just salty there’s no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs, yucks and offensive chicanery brought to you by some of the finest commenters on the Internet today. If they were a wine, I’d store them in my basement and forget they there until I moved. I don’t throw compliments around like that lightly.
See you Monday,
- The Superficial
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OMG I HOPE SO!!!
“And I said to God, I shall part the sea with my Humongous Booties so the Chosen Ones shall Past!”
I support a Batman Day but only if it’s the Adam West one. And only if the rituals include sex with Catwoman.
Which Catwoman? I’d recommend one of the comparatively recent ones because the others are like, really old or uh, you know, dead.
julie newmar!
My vote is Halle berry.
The last one I saw was Michelle Pfeiffer. She was hot, even if the movie was not (Michael Keaton as Batman? Give me a break…).
FTW
Best. Comment. Ever.
LMFAO…..Noooooo
Exactly, so funny yet so incredibly wrong…
lol, good one
She does have an amazing figure.
Abs & arms of steel; haunches of horse.
“Equinox” had a very good week.
Nice.
Weirdest thing ever posted here? It’s gotta be a candidate.
That is one lame ass comment to use.
I neither understand it, nor think it’s clever. the fact that it’s also not credited to anyone would be a big relief if I’d written it.
Pure crap indeed.
It didn’t even get credited to the right picture. The picture I posted that comment to would’ve made more sense, but who am I kdding – I’m lame, the comment was lame, and now I’m going to kill myself from the mean posts.
Did anyone make a reference to Atlas?
Put it down Dogg, its 4/22
I have seen the photographic evidence: I am now hotter than the current Mrs. Harrison Ford.
It gives me no pleasure, as THIS skinny is the one living at the Jackson Hole ranch, riding in the private airplane, and buying Mr Ford’s Depends undergarments.
The real reason for heavy cosmetics use is revealed: otherwise observers start speculating about what the anus looks like.
Isn’t that patch covering his left eye?
Yep. Would be a lot funnier if the patch was on the correct side..
Classic….
Does it come with a set of novelty gold & gap toothed dentures?
Applause
the Kardashian that no one talks about…
She’s the black sheep of the family?
Unfortunately he missed her.
Awesome!
This is what ultimately happens to your body after years of steroid use.
That WOULD explain why she named it Winky… Of course, given the unusual spacing of two of her facial features she can probably look her butthole straight in the eye. Good for her!
Happy Earth Day everyone.
right on! they had the national mall gig a week early this year?
I threw an aluminum can (Peace Tea) and 3 plastic bottles in the trash in the spirit of this stupid day. I do that every day though.
Eric, well put.
Most sanctimonious day of all the bullshit days ever.
Coco: “You got a bun in the oven? I’m feeling a little peckish, push down real hard and shoot it into my mouth!”
Awesome!
Is he the guy that did that Brett Favre spoof vid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3NomDl8DIE
Hilarious.
Damn fine looking woman!
Daddy needs a new pair of diapers.
awesome.
The funny thing is this isn’t a joke. I actually listened to them both to compare them and see what the fuss was about, then felt like an idiot because there was no possible result that I would have cared about.
I feel your pain McFeely
…and that comment was still hilarious
Hey MF, you realize you gave yourself a mild labotomy pulling that stunt…just one or the other is enough to induce nausea, but both? You are a glutton for punishment.
That’s my favorite.
HAH! awesome.
Finally got one.
sm48, i was inspired to sign up here just to tell you how awesome that comment was! lmao
well done, a true gem.
Yay!!! :)
They must be anti leprechaun lasers.
That bikini bottom looks great…just like the strings on a prime rib.
The “sweep the eye” comment was funnier. This choice was a fail.
Another victim of weird shirt.
good job bro
Is it just me or is this site really mailing it in lately? Seems like less entries and more compilation posts.
I agree. I need substance such as this website to fill my boring work day. And lately I’ve been reduced to reading literature like “books” to fill my day. I need more gossip please!
I used to like the Most Important People feature on Saturdays. It was a little something extra, but the Crap We missed sucks. It’s garbage filler, you can see those pics anywhere. I tune in for the gossip and snarky commentary not the pics. I agree, effort is waning.
We. Took. The. Holiday. Off. Like. I. Wrote. In. The. God. Damn. Post.
Adding… Marcee, for the last time, The Crap We Missed is an EXTRA feature on top of the normal writing. So we’re actually putting in MORE effort by squeezing in as many ridiculous celeb photos we can find in addition to the commentary. If you don’t dig it, you don’t dig it, totally understandable, but don’t sit there and judge how much work we put into the site each day.
Yo, Fish. I for one got no problem in rehashing the week’s entries.
I’d just appreciate it if there were less to zero photos of the kinds we’ve seen of Kirstie Alley, Kathy Griffin and Serena Williams.
True, the snarkiness captioned to the photos is funny, and we depend on that to mitigate the visual impact of the photos themselves. But nonetheless, dude…
I don’t expect pin-up/foldout pics necessarily. Just not to have my stomach turn and the real potential for projectile vomiting to occur when I go for a read and a look-see here.
Otherwise, carry on!
Personally, I look forward to your writing about the pics more than the pics themselves. So maybe it is more pics, but I think it dilutes the site. Just my opinion and I know I can fuck off and quit reading anytime. But thanks for trying to make me feel like an asshole, you’ve got me warmed up for Easter dinner with my parents. LOL
I read that you took the holiday off. It just seems like your stopping earlier in the day lately and finishing off with a compilation post.
Rasputin,
Totally hear where you’re coming from. Unfortunately, Miranda Kerr isn’t always in a bikini despite those death threats I keep mailing her, so we’re left with the choice between banking on the freak show-like draw of Dolled-Up Minotaurs (See: Kirstie, Serena.) or jackshit. Though whether or not jackshit is the better choice is entirely open to debate. Way… way open.
Ha!
Okie dokie then, buddy. I still hang here always. Just keep a finger on the speed scroll when necessary. As long as the sarcastic humor is always present I’m pretty good to go!
Hope ya had a great vaca, man.
its peanut butter jelly time. LOL
Does signing it mean he really has to worry about his friends trying to steal the giant size glass pecker he’s been sucking on?
yep…apparently the slimy coating of bodily fluids it’s laden in isn’t enough
my eyes!!!!!! For the love of god, enough with the photo of the Centaur.
holy effing hell – i just did a spit take.
That is the body of a goddess. Or a Nubian princess. She is teh sexy.
Maybe it’s the body of a goddess AND a princess, just jammed in there together. That would explain the haunches and all the lumps everywhere.
The Kardassian assess have a new Rival !
No doubt!!!
And we have a winner! :D
Eh, sad but true.
lol too funny