The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 23

April 16th, 2011 // 75 Comments

Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrity vegans are for an entire week. Also, bikinis. In the meantime, I’ve noticed a growing trend in people quoting Tim Burton’s Batman lately, and while none of them have made the cut to Most Important People yet [Ed. I stand corrected.], special kudos to Maximus for this gem left on yesterday’s Christie Brinkley pic:

Each product only contains one component. The poison only works when they’re mixed. Hair spray won’t do it alone. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will be toxic and — untraceable.

I get a grin, again and again,

- The Superficial

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  1. the captain

    yep, SHE IS IN STATE OF DECOMPOSITION, folks.

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    Gmoney
    Commented on this photo:

    Neve Campbell?

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her, she’s a good actress.

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    What pisses me off is that my boss used to say the same “got time to lean/time to clean” crap.

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    LMFAO

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO!!

  7. Lovemypussyhairthick

    Well least we know her pussy hair is red. Bad side, everything else.

  8. Me

    She tried to convince everybody she had a “hot” bikini body, yeah right, old, horrible bitch…

  9. Release the Kraken!

  10. norman

    who the hell is this i dont think i know this what ever she is death warmed over to me OMG

  11. norman

    this is what little girls try to grow up and look like no wonder this world is a messsssssss

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    Gerry
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a ridiculous quote by Scarlett’s rep: it’s laughable LOLssss.. I’d be embarrassed to issue such a quote in response to photos that really just depict the true ScarJo. Yeah so she’s kinda got some chub and is dating an old guy… sucky scenario all around.

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    Gerry
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe, just cannot BELIEVE Scarlett would go through a divorce with Ryan Reynolds, only to turn around and shack up with this guy! Man, that girl needs to seek wisdom or something….

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    Gerry
    Commented on this photo:

    Please make this D-list chick go away ASAP….

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