The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 22

April 9th, 2011 // 119 Comments

Welcome to the double deuce volume of The Most Important People on the Internet: Now with 10% more midget jokes! That being said, I’m pretty sure everyone gets it in the dick this week from lesbians to gamma-radiated African-Americans (above) to whatever the hell Amanda Seyfried counts as. I don’t recall Spielberg ever giving E.T.’s race a name.

Will I get ants if I tape Reese’s Pieces to my sex parts? No reason,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jimmy

    She’s a whole lotta woman, and I think a little bit of man too.

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    She’s sober.

  3. I think I just found Ron & Nicole’s killer. Someone tell OJ…

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    Lara
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    bad taste. still laughed

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    Lara
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    my god, what happened?

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    Lara
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    lol

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    Lara
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    he’s creepy as fuck

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    Lara
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    wow you made this entire thing even creepier somehow

  9. Greg

    Kim Kardashian called – She wants her ghetto booty back!

  10. Savage Boner

    Missing link?

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    AWOL
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    How many children had to be drained of blood for her to look this good?

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    xx42cv
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    Gotta say that CROTCH is the worst fucking word in the English language .. it’s even worse than cunt and motherfucker combined. Seriously can we stop using it please

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    RATA
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    Very pretty girl, very unfortunate taste.

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    RATA
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    Agreed with Cock Dr, most probably is a hair and makeup issue.

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    dani
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    Best one!

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    Kevin Melton
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    If she were to walk into the woods she would be invisible

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    That Dirty Ape
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    I’d hit it.

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    Iveski, not yet. But you do get:

    Cal Exotics / Swedish Erotica Gia Darling Shemale Love Doll Adult Male Sex Toy Kit

    Does that interest you?

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    Marco
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    Best comment ever.

  20. a prince formerly known as an artist

    Tranny training ?

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    noooooooo
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    Couldn’t help it, removed the eye crap and fixed her screwed up eye.

    http://i.imgur.com/XNmRy.jpg

    looks more pathetic somehow without the makeup

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    Jovy
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    Who the hell is this?

  23. Rancid

    Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

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    VJ
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    Brilliant!

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    Kanyeisgay
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    Her nuts are hanging out !!

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    eyeee
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    LAWLZ

  27. Cardinal Fang

    So that’s where Jerome Bettis has been!

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    AnnaDraconida
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    I actually LOL’d. We have a winner!

  29. Belial

    Holy cow! She is so freaking ugly and disgusting! She reminds me of a baboon.

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    HACK alert
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    That joke comes to you courtesy of Lisa Lampenelli

  31. Sausage Police

    Is it just me or does it look like she’s smuggling a lil sausage.

  32. MensaOne

    She looks beautiful and fit. Stop with the madness that she looks like an animal. Her arms look like that is because thats how she makes her money. In tennis, with her muscular arms. She needs the muscles there to power her serves.

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    C money
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    Does he ride in a car seat? I think it only makes sense. Safety first, little man.

  34. Lima Zulu

    So Fish, you ever moderate your comments? Bigoted sub-humans’ll keep posting so long as you don’t crack down on them.

  35. Shakkanah

    So, sensor bigotry here and not just plain meanness and ugliness? Call ‘em fat, freakishly pale white, loser, rich, poor, ugly, skinny, chunky, cellulite-laden all you want. But touch upon their race in any way and that’s just not accepted. Naw, I think a slam forum should be open to anything.

    Some blacks do look like Gorillas (Shannon Sharpe) Some whites do look like dogs. How often do fat whites get called cows or dogs? It’s someone else’s site anyway so they can sensor racial content I guess. But if you’re gonna go all out on slamming celebs, I would leave in the racial comments- They are as mean and as funny as all the other put downs lobbed constantly.

    It’s time to lose the feel-good-savetheplanet-we’reallalike bullshit mentality. A person should be able to call a spade… I mean, it’s ok on this site to monkey around… I mean…

  36. Julia

    I love asses, but this is too much, it needs to be kept clothed only to come out while screwing or bathing.

  37. Boobie

    Muscle, pure unadulturated muscle. Don’t mess wit her!

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    Jillian Junk
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    And she was gonna rock his world, too!!

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    T-Bag
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    Dude, I’m 350 pounds and her thighs are bigger than mine!! What a sea donkey!!

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    T-Bag
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    Sunblock? Like 7000 SPF? You look like a f***ing ghost!!

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    T-Bag
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    My name is Rosie and I’ve eaten so much vaj juice that I now have three chins! Hoozah!!

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    T-Bag
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    I’d nail her in the truckstop bathroom….. after she licked my bung!!

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    T-Bag
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    It was my man juice. I can’t lie.

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    T-Bag
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    Here is the girl with the worst boob-job in Hollywood. And her father was a well respected producer that put out some of the most watched stuff in the last 20 years. And she gets a job that makes her boobs look like gumdrops that have been seperated by 2 feet. And she’s ugly! Welcome to life you weird-ass looking kids!!!! I would say that she has the Continental Drift….. Her breasts will never touch each other

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    T-Bag
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    She should have done that 2 years ago….. maybe she wouldn’t be on Teen Moms. LOL

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    T-Bag
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    Dude, this chick is F***ing nasty!! Huge ass, huge thighs, not good looking……….. but yet she still makes it in all these magazines. Her and her troll sister. I don’t get it. Sure, they both are great tennis players, but they ARE NOT sex symbols. Unless you like cottage cheese with your vag!!

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