The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 21

April 2nd, 2011 // 111 Comments

Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I’ve been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin’ fingers. On that note, I really don’t have much to say this week, but if you’re looking for an extra helping of commenty goodness, you can’t go wrong with these Boy George and Arnold Schwarzenegger threads. If they were my children and I was forced to pick a favorite, I’d mercy shoot them both in the face to spare one the pain of my rejection. Or so they’ll quit asking. Honestly, that’s the type of question that make me glad I have unprotected sex with women who are probably on the pill. (I don’t like to pry.)

Respecting ladies’ privacy since I found out you keep hygiene products in your purse,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. American

    BTW, she is average looking — good bod, meh face.

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    ruby
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    laughed out loud

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    ladydick
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    i just dont get the appeal of this woman…

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    thenisaid
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    lame

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    Blech
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    That’s a mighty strong Speedo suit.

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    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    This has to be photoshopped. She’s smiling at the middle of his back, if they are actually in the same photo. And I think they aren’t.

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    Blech
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    Khloe looks Caucasian here.

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    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Love her, tho.

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    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    *nods*

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    LittleCupcakes
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    Olivia Munn, DTF.

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    Carissa
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    I saw her at the Jimmy Kimmel Show. The pics don’t lie. She’s very thick and wiggly.

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    Radlad
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    Genius.

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    notrollhere
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    What a complete waste of an incredibly gorgeous dress…

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    Carlton Banks
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    Top drawer, old chap! Top. Drawer.

  15. amIevil

    Ok, she is mental. We all agree.

    But I still love her dearly.

  16. amIevil

    Mental chicks need love too.

    (before they wake at 4am and stab you in your sleep)

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    AWOL
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    Nice. You win one Internet. Ironically, it will be delivered via snail mail.

  18. Tyler vanden Penis

    I know she’s not for everyone, but I’m thinking she’s still probably a rectal virgin, and I would love to be the first!

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    Legs like Edwardian piano stools.

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Actually, when you get those inflatable dolls up to around 100 psi they drift better when cornering.

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    Funny but eeewwwww!!

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    brit
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    funniest of the month!

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    She can’t be a day over 60

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    Dude even the non-lucrative one ..did she have a 2 month meth binge wow…

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    gigi
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    although a turtleneck sweater would come in handy, Susan is STILL BEAUTIFUL!

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    The guy has has horse mouth over half her face …eeewwww..

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    Its a guy and a girl right???

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    The drivers look is priceless…I’m picturing this on a billboard…

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    She’ll be a summer toothed meth whore in few weeks…

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    melisa
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    this is too funny, i cant stop jaja

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    Dankin
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    The format for this crap we missed section sucks. I cant even find the post related to this chick. Who is she? You’re just posting random pics at this point. Straighten it out man

  32. happy new years

    Okay really? Has the fish not posted on charlie sheen’s bombing show? The lack of posts today makes me think the fish goes to church. or is it only today?

  33. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Looks like an angry Pez dispenser. hey someone make that a movie

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    LMAO
    Those bottom laces are losing the battle…

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    LMAO

    That actually would be a pretty funny one…

  36. the one

    ……….she still won’t get it.

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    suck it
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    Oh god.. I looked him up on Wikipedia, and he is also from a family that also used all “K” names for the children.

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    suck it
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    And on a side note: does anyone else notice that her men keep getting lighter and lighter. Maybe by 2013 or 2014 she will have given up the brothas all together?

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    suck it
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    LMAO!

  40. Olivia Munn – She’s kinda hot, but she’ll bite your dick off.

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    sparkymcgee
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    Great. Now I’m singing Karma Chameleon all day in my head.

    FUCK YOU!

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    The Ugly Truth
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    Not fat, curvy.

    The woman has two kids. I bet all your mothers have bodies worse then this.

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    The Ugly Truth
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    I love how people worship this woman’s curves but have the nerve to call Britney fat.

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    PsychoticPenguin
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    WTF?! and what is that? a hearing aid, a phone, a sony walkman? any one of those is a valid guess.

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    kpatra
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    But wouldn’t the cream just make most people uncomfortable in this case? Or would that only be if it was a George Michael ice cream instead of a Boy George ice cream? I dunno.

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    Jim
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    Rooster? Rooster Cogburn maybe…

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    SkeetSkeet
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    Did Kris get bukkake’d by someone with a prostate infection???

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    SkeetSkeet
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    Oompa Loompas wouldn’t allow such a beast among them…..although I suppose Wonka could experiment on her.

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    SkeetSkeet
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    ,,,,,,,,only thing missing is a pearl necklace

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