Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I’ve been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin’ fingers. On that note, I really don’t have much to say this week, but if you’re looking for an extra helping of commenty goodness, you can’t go wrong with these Boy George and Arnold Schwarzenegger threads. If they were my children and I was forced to pick a favorite, I’d mercy shoot them both in the face to spare one the pain of my rejection. Or so they’ll quit asking. Honestly, that’s the type of question that make me glad I have unprotected sex with women who are probably on the pill. (I don’t like to pry.)
Respecting ladies’ privacy since I found out you keep hygiene products in your purse,
- The Superficial
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Photo: Pacific Coast News
BTW, she is average looking — good bod, meh face.
laughed out loud
i just dont get the appeal of this woman…
lame
That’s a mighty strong Speedo suit.
This has to be photoshopped. She’s smiling at the middle of his back, if they are actually in the same photo. And I think they aren’t.
Khloe looks Caucasian here.
Love her, tho.
*nods*
Olivia Munn, DTF.
I saw her at the Jimmy Kimmel Show. The pics don’t lie. She’s very thick and wiggly.
Genius.
What a complete waste of an incredibly gorgeous dress…
Top drawer, old chap! Top. Drawer.
Ok, she is mental. We all agree.
But I still love her dearly.
Mental chicks need love too.
(before they wake at 4am and stab you in your sleep)
Nice. You win one Internet. Ironically, it will be delivered via snail mail.
I know she’s not for everyone, but I’m thinking she’s still probably a rectal virgin, and I would love to be the first!
Thats a joke right?
Legs like Edwardian piano stools.
Actually, when you get those inflatable dolls up to around 100 psi they drift better when cornering.
Funny but eeewwwww!!
funniest of the month!
She can’t be a day over 60
Dude even the non-lucrative one ..did she have a 2 month meth binge wow…
although a turtleneck sweater would come in handy, Susan is STILL BEAUTIFUL!
The guy has has horse mouth over half her face …eeewwww..
Its a guy and a girl right???
The drivers look is priceless…I’m picturing this on a billboard…
She’ll be a summer toothed meth whore in few weeks…
this is too funny, i cant stop jaja
The format for this crap we missed section sucks. I cant even find the post related to this chick. Who is she? You’re just posting random pics at this point. Straighten it out man
have u tried reading the section next to the pic? azz
Okay really? Has the fish not posted on charlie sheen’s bombing show? The lack of posts today makes me think the fish goes to church. or is it only today?
Looks like an angry Pez dispenser. hey someone make that a movie
LMAO
Those bottom laces are losing the battle…
LMAO
That actually would be a pretty funny one…
……….she still won’t get it.
Oh god.. I looked him up on Wikipedia, and he is also from a family that also used all “K” names for the children.
And on a side note: does anyone else notice that her men keep getting lighter and lighter. Maybe by 2013 or 2014 she will have given up the brothas all together?
LMAO!
Olivia Munn – She’s kinda hot, but she’ll bite your dick off.
yea.
Great. Now I’m singing Karma Chameleon all day in my head.
FUCK YOU!
Not fat, curvy.
The woman has two kids. I bet all your mothers have bodies worse then this.
I love how people worship this woman’s curves but have the nerve to call Britney fat.
WTF?! and what is that? a hearing aid, a phone, a sony walkman? any one of those is a valid guess.
But wouldn’t the cream just make most people uncomfortable in this case? Or would that only be if it was a George Michael ice cream instead of a Boy George ice cream? I dunno.
Rooster? Rooster Cogburn maybe…
Did Kris get bukkake’d by someone with a prostate infection???
Oompa Loompas wouldn’t allow such a beast among them…..although I suppose Wonka could experiment on her.
,,,,,,,,only thing missing is a pearl necklace