Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and I literally spending each day deliberating over which ones make the cut. We practically had a knife fight over the two Kevin Federline at Subway comments until taking the wiener way out and posting both. (It was almost naptime.)
You had me at “I’d pee in her butt,”
- The Superficial
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Aw. Bless her.
made me LOL
I drink your milkshake??? WTF? Stupid comment.
he’s referencing there will be blood. but you’re right, it’s not funny.
The FameWhore comment should only be used on the Kardashians. They invented it.
…the fuck is up with his facial hair?
good
I hope she eats healthy because she doesn’t look like she’s doing a lot of cardio.
This one made me guffaw out loud.
Best one yet.
She’s shown in the dictionary, just look under Sperm Whale…..
‘Why does she always look like she’s been captured in the act of stumbling’
If you had to carry around a garbage bag full of cheese curds all the time, you’d be off balance too.
OMG seriously, what the hell is that?!
Those clothes are very unflattering.
She’s the cutest Shih Tzu that’s learned to talk. When she’s off her leash she gets sooo excited!…
I have a Pug and a Chinese Crested Hairless, and they don’t look half as adorable in their designer bathing suits. The Snookie breed is very trainable but mischievious.
Chinese Crested Hairless are awesome!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/uglydog.asp
I want one but my wife won’t let me.
hahaha most of these are bad but this one was good.
wouldn’t it be amazing if liz taylor and james dean got into a media-fueled he-said she-said from the grave…
hahaha that’s good.
except i think it would look less like a cute baby and more like a warthog.
haah it’s so mean but i can’t help laughing cause that is actually what she would look like in that scenario…
I swear Maddox is the same height he was when she got him. How much will that suck for him to be the runt of the litter…There was a time when he had her all to himself..
That is genius. Well done, Double D.
what happened to the lesbian one?
The “perfect” family… again? guauuu
JAJAJA…. good question Molly :P
WTF is up with her finger? I know i’m supposed to be looking at her face but I just can’t
Which finger??
well done, well done. the best ever.
With those platforms, she can totally see that chick’s bald spot.
There’s other ways she can show how she can tolerate a black…
are the comments posted in this week’s “The Most Important People on the Internet” eligible for next week’s “The Most Important People on the Internet”, thereby creating an infinite loop of banality from which none of us will survive?
lol i think if she was in a push up bra, mini skirt, and high heels, everyone would think shes hot, its about stimulating male’s eyes
She’s a fat, greasy meatball.
Somebody call Al Gore!!!
It’s Man Bear Pig!!!
posting pictures of fat snooki is “foul crime”
She looks like McCauley Culkin (sp?) here.
So funny how everyone calls her fat when the girl probably barely weighs over 100lbs at her short height.
her index finger, right hand. Looks weird, right?
best comment. ever.