Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to embed videos, gifs, etc. along with voting your favorite comments up and down. You’ll feel like you’ve never truly lived.
I posted ScarJo bikini pics way past my drinking/bedtime last night. Look at them,
- The Superficial
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Why are people surprised by Maria’s looks, have you seen her mom?
That’s a man baby.
When I saw this photo I thought who is this old chick from some mob wife reality show but after straining my eyes a little closer I went Holy Shit! That’s Clepto Lindsay. What the fuck happen to this chick? She looks 49 and retired. Oh well, once you let the booze and coke flow through your system, it’s bound to age you and makes you think you can keep getting free shit out of rich guys who won’t give you the time of day now that you no longer look like a perverts wet dream.
i dont choose men based on wealth, and i often go for a guy based on his brain and our chemistry, rather than his looks. I dont have any problem with men in general, but i have a problem with the comments some of them decide to voice. Mouth bigger than brain? I love the superficial, but i dont find the comment funny, i find it cheap. I find it a bit sad that you, shallow mike, would kick the mother of your kids to the curb for having weight problems after having a kid. Guess thats why you are called Shallow Mike. Hope you arent serious about that comment…i feel sorry for your kids if you are. How about helping that person to lose weight by positive encouragement.
goddamn, peeps be sensitive. I’m a married pregnant woman. I still thought this was hella funny. If I end up looking like that long-term I wouldn’t blame my spouse for leaving me. I wouldn’t even remotely be the person he married anymore. I’d leave him too if he suddenly decided he was going to get stupid enormous and stay that way.
No offence but you sound like an idiot. If your husband leaves you it wont be because you’re fat its just because you’re stupid.
Marriage is “till death do us part” not “till you get fat”
If you can’t understand that then you have no respect for marriage and should not be married.
If all you value yourself is for your looks than you suck.
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Looks like we’ve got a lot of first time visitors to the site today.
they obviously have more of a life than you
Like all good Christian good ole boys, he’s dedicated to drinkin’ and hell raisin’, that snarl is sayin’, “get behind me, Satan!”
LMAO the comment on Nicole. Lighten up girls. It’s not only not attractive to be fat, it’s not healthy. Why do fatties keep trying to justify themselves and each other? Admit you have a problem with food and start to deal with your addiction.
Um yeah, have you seen 40 year old men lately? Fucking disgusting. At least women have somewhat of an excuse. Men are supposed to be more athletic.
I say we give people a break after they’re 50. I mean, people aren’t generally hot after 50…especially when they aren’t known for modeling or waving their crotches in our faces like Madonna.
Yes she looks old and washed out!
Wouldn’t surprise me if she were the next one to bite the dust!
It’s all solved now people so now we can sleep good!
I seen her drinking the hell out of the wine on that show, looks like she’s still hitting the bottle!!
What they all said!!! EWWW Gross!!
I know I am a nerd but…
it’s phial.
here’s the title back,
refund my money biach
the car ate my ass
wonder if they like little spermies wearing a helmet too ?
Beautiful as always.