The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

February 4th, 2012 // 129 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul:

I read in his book that during his training he was required to observe an abortion. They literally removed the baby, put it in a bucket and sat it in the corner of the room. He vowed then never to perform an abortion. He’s also stated they are rarely necessary to save a mother’s life. I don’t know, he’s the ob-byn, not me.

Just so we’re all clear: Abortions are when an “ob-byn” pulls out a whole baby for shits and giggles – “Save the mother.” Ha! – and just tosses it in an old bucket like a rag doll.

Greatest country on earth, folks,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jon Gosselin
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    How many is he expecting this time?

  2. Christina Aguilera
    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks too old for that :O

  3. Deena Cortese
    Mama Pinkus
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    who is this unfortunate creature????

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Mama Pinkus
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    king of the “Family Values” party LOLOL

  5. Michael Cera Mustache
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    Damn, that was good.
    A standout comment among your many classic retorts.
    Thanks McFeely

  6. Peter Facinelli
    Mama Pinkus
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    HILARIOUS; very creative INDEED!

  7. Ryan Reynolds
    Mama Pinkus
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    I cannot see the appeal of this guy. He is NOT handsome – he has a perpetual look of stupidity on his face – and his acting skills are barely mediocre

  8. Demi Lovato
    Mama Pinkus
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    she apparently likes small knobs

  9. YagiSka

    Careful. You’ve pissed off the Ron Paul nuts.

  10. JC

    I’m going to start a hardcore band and call it Abortion Bucket.

  11. Peter Facinelli
    Joaquin ingles
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    This ass is just hoping Tyler Shields takes his pic.

  12. Ryan Reynolds
    Joaquin ingles
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    That one role when he was buried alive was fucking crazy though, gotta give him that I think.

  13. Kim Kardashian
    Lalalala
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    Good lord, look at how orange her fingertips are!!

  14. Peter Facinelli
    zing
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    surefire winner. i laughed so hard, while simultaneously feeling slightly violated. nicely played, mcfeely.

  15. Peter Facinelli
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    I don’t know what you’re all raving about. I mean, isn’t it common knowledge that McFeely writes gay erotica for a living?

  16. Christina Aguilera
    NOI
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    Why is her skin tone so weird…..
    It’s so plastic looking

  17. Michael Cera Mustache
    Wimpy awkward kid with sad moustache
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    I don’t get it.

  18. Deena Cortese
    Joe Blow
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    “And behold, a great beast rose up…”

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Blech
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    Awesome.

  20. Peter Facinelli
    Blech
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    Hah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  21. Kim Kardashian
    Blech
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    Um, who the fuck is this?

  22. Christina Aguilera
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    More like never trust a period queef. That shit is red. I seen it with my own eyes.

  23. Michael Cera Mustache
    Kat
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    LOL

  24. Dido

    I’ve been a fan of this site for years, but I’m extremely disappointed by this remark: “Just so we’re all clear: Abortions are when an “ob-byn” pulls out a whole baby for shits and giggles – “Save the mother.” Ha! – and just tosses it in an old bucket like a rag doll.”
    In the early years of legalized abortion, third-trimester abortions were a type of early Caesarean called a Hysterotomy abortion, in which 100% of aborted fetuses were delivered alive (and then either smothered with the placenta or simply left to die). It was horrible and looked bad for the liberals, so newer and better ways to deliver a dead baby were conceived.
    It never ceases to amaze me that people who obviously have a computer–and therefore access to Google–refuse to look up the facts.

    • Yup

      Couldn’t agree more with your first sentence. Thank you for pointing out what Paul most likely had to see.

      So sick of all the political commentary on this site in recent years. I’m officially done with it. Hope others are too.

      • Schmidtler

        I found it especially retarded that fish had the balls to seize on an obvious typo as proof the commenter was an idiot – considering I do not recall ever reading one of fish’s posts that was free of typos or grammatical errors. By his own logic then, fish is a blazing idiot whose opinion is stupid and should be ignored.

  25. Niki

    As long as something is alive in my body, eating my food and draining my energy, it is literally a parasite just like most shitty boyfriends and I should have the right to cut it off/out without men or other people who don’t have a parasite in them blethering away about whether or not it’s right.

    • puddleduck

      In your particular case, you definitely should abort, people like you and your mindset shouldn’t bring children in to the world…too bad your mother didn’t cut the parasite out of her womb….

    • welldoneson

      you actually think your baby is a parasite? you need your face kicked.

    • Schmidtler

      you are absolutely unequivocally 100% correct – YOU are the person, it is your body, your future, your decision and yours alone. If others feel it is so precious to bring babies into this world, let them make their own. If freedom is going to mean anything at all, people need to be free to make decisions that profoundly affect them personally, and affect no one else, without interference.

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  27. Christina Aguilera
    tlmck
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    She has runs coming out of both ends.

  28. Deena Cortese
    nick
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    that is one bad transvestite. I mean, you can tell its a man!

  29. Kim Kardashian
    OhNo
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    it looks like she was trying to look like sofia vergara but obviously failed horribly LOL

  30. CranAppleSnapple

    I really really hate the phrase “shits and giggles”. Do some people actually poo themselves when they are amused?

  31. Peter Facinelli
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    This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

  32. Peter Facinelli
    Winnie
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    Ms Stodernn? Nom de Plume?

  33. Michael Cera Mustache
    Winnie
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    Brilliant.

  34. Kim Kardashian
    onos
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    i cant swallow those… good its a suppository

  35. Jon Gosselin
    Ganja Din
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    I should know better, being fat makes your penis look smaller, or in Jon’s case like a vagina.

  36. Deena Cortese
    commander bloop
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    that’s some funny shit right there!

  37. Christina Aguilera
    Radadoon
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    When did Kristina become a middle-aged, fortyish looking woman in both style and body?

  38. Deena Cortese
    Radadoon
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    The NFL draft is coming soon and I here several teams are looking for a new middle linebacker. Just sayin’

  39. Kim Kardashian
    Radadoon
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    My God, she has the lips of a Baboon, and the ass of one as well!

  40. Deena Cortese
    Jimmy
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    Denna,Denna, please stop eating so damn much remember your a short shit!!

  41. LeAnn Rimes
    Jimmy
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    Leann is a WHORE, HUSBAND STEALER!!!
    Dirty skinny Bitch needs a foot up her ass!

  42. Selena Gomez Eli Roth
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    After seeing this photo, I’m suprised Selena wasn’t found floating face down in a river 1 county over and Eli Roth was in custody as the prime suspect.

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