Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul:
I read in his book that during his training he was required to observe an abortion. They literally removed the baby, put it in a bucket and sat it in the corner of the room. He vowed then never to perform an abortion. He’s also stated they are rarely necessary to save a mother’s life. I don’t know, he’s the ob-byn, not me.
Just so we’re all clear: Abortions are when an “ob-byn” pulls out a whole baby for shits and giggles – “Save the mother.” Ha! – and just tosses it in an old bucket like a rag doll.
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Looks like a cross between JLO and KK… and carrot juice
I love carrot juice.
jersey couture.
right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.
hahaha
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
Everything except the intellect is jumbo on this one.
There are DNA tests….I think we could.
Jeezus tap dancing christ…..I had missed that one.
Golly!
MOO
Good luck with that.
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Katy
I’m not sure I get your point… He had a typo?
Cool!…
Why is Arnie channeling Gilbert Gottfried?
Nice one for the old-timers.
I find it incomprehensible that a person dressed like that looks in the mirror and thinks, “Oh yeah, I’m ready to go out.” I mean, it’s a good look for dumpster diving but I assume he gave that up after he split with Katy.
Funny cuz it’s true.
Holy God, McFeely, you are a wizard with words.
I’m a little disturbed by just having read it!
Nailed. It.
The point is that the commenter was saying something true about abortion, and therefore must be publicly humiliated. As we learned from the Komen/Planned Parenthood fracas, NEVER get between liberals and their “choice” to murder innocent babies.
Yeah, because someone repeating hearsay occurances (the more horrific the better) that just happen to support your personal philiosophy will always qualify as “truth” to you, right? And since people like that never lie, questioning everything is just RUDE. And inconvenient. Oprah, meet James Frey. Now go look up “truthiness”.
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Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty” ? We have one consistent man — even those who are completely against his views admit that he is consistent and doesn’t change his views to fit a changing agenda — who is a doctor recount a horrible experience he had. We have a couple other people on the internet saying that he was lying. This particular instance seems more like you guys trying to discount something that DOESN’T happen to support your personal philosophies.
Is that anything like your “choice” to be a dumb ass?
Conservative’s think like this: Killing children, men and women who actually came out of their mother’s vaginas in pointless wars > killing fetuses
that’s downright bigoted – dumbasses don’t “choose” to be dumbassess, just ask Cynthia Nixon.
What are religious conservatives doing on The Superficial anyway? Don’t you risk going to Hell for visiting sites like these?
Not if you don’t believe in God. You can still be conservative and not be religious.
When did everyone start assuming that whoever doesn’t agree with abortion is some religious nutcase who thinks blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote and women shouldn’t speak unless their husband allow them to?
*looks for where anyone here said anything about all anti-abortionists wanting to disenfranchise minorities and make women subservient to men*
Talking about a general stereotype. People who are anti abortion are often judged as very religious, and people who are seen as very religious are often judged to be pro-inequality.
To make the comment more straightforward and easier for some of you — since when did everyone start assuming that whoever doesn’t agree with abortion is some religious nutcase?
Anon appears to have a conjoined twin also called anon. That must make it easier to find someone to argue with all day.
You’re right. Not everyone who opposes abortion rights is a religious conservative. Just most of them.
fuck off anonymous – go pimp for more senseless wars the way you “pro-life” fucking repuke hypocrites always do
mama, the “senseless war” is the one the left are waging against the middle class. you asshole lefties will declare war on anyone except the folks we’re at war with.
God Damn it! Is he trying to eat himself to death so not to pay alimony?
she hsd to run for a restroom, folks.
HER PROBLEM WAS DIARHOEA!!
Best. Ever.
is that a bit of a 3rd reich homage
So damn brilliant. +1 for McFeely
LOL! Snoop Dogg’s too high to realize he’s supporting one hell of a fucking racist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRMLgvXPEw
And may I suggest John Irving, author of Cider House Rules, on the reality of why abortion needs to remain legal and safe:
http://motherjones.com/media/1997/05/john-irving
… You’re weclome ^_^
and who better to deem an authority on an important social issue than the author of some dumbfuck work of fiction? where does Dr. Seuss weigh in on this, or the broad that wrote the Harry Potter books? How about Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman and many other comic book favorites? seriously, if the source of your views on important moral and social issues is an article in Mother Jones about what some jackoff fiction writer says, just stay indoors and stfu. you’re welcome (I donate to the special olympics, good luck to you!)
Oh my lORD, THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!
SEE, I FUkked up my keyboard.
McFeely – did I read this same post in Penthouse Forums?
Looking as natural as ever.
Thanks for the laugh McFeely!
You can say that Ron Paul’s experience was an extreme one, and doesn’t happen very often — but he has told that story himself, when he had to witness a late-term abortion. There’s no reason to expect Dr. Paul to lie about it. But a simple typo is no reason to ridicule a commenter — in your first ever post calling Khloe a wookiee, you actually typed “wookie” throughout your post, then I commented and said it was “wookiee,” and you changed it, and have typed it correctly since.
My point is — you’re claiming a commenter is making something up because it doesn’t go with your idea of what should be, when it is an ob-gyn himself who saw it. He’s not saying every abortion is like that. He is saying, though, that he never wants to be part of such a procedure after his experience.
You know, I used to be a pretty bold pro choice person for decades then I acually watched a 4 month old fetus being aborted and saw this fetus literally drowning and stugglling for life and it truly impacted me. I could not look at myself and say
“this is OK” anymore. For me, it’s not about religion.
It’s about what is just wrong. I still wrestle with abortion and feel first trimester, well OK, but after that, no, this fetus can live.
Damn Fish, really scraping the bottom of the barrel this week, aren’t you?
I agree, it’s a particularly weak collection this time round, and by recent standards, that’s really saying something.
Way to miss cheese mitts’s “scraping the bottom of the barrel” gag.
…case in point.
hahahahahha, i was having an inner laugh at the buildup, looked back at the picture, then read the last part and burst out laughing
Words to live by.
Definitely Aristotle.
LULZ. Nice one diego.
Flattering shot.
atleast shes covered up and we dont have to see those thighs in leggings!
fat!
lol. man faceeee
LOL!
she actually looks like she slimmed down a bit. still cant get past that tranny face though
I agree; she used to be naturally very exotic-looking but several plastic surgery tweaks are creating a tranny face.
hes disgusting inside and out.
hes over rated
haha! all these men are chunking out!
LOL!
teh winnar
Here’s to feeling grateful that I don’t know what a Valtrex tablet looks like!
WTF photo!? I guess I missed this earlier, haha.
My husband thinks all black dudes look like either Will Smith or Eddie Murphy. Japan is just kind of like that…
It’s a good thing they shot this before the drool.