The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

February 4th, 2012 // 129 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul:

I read in his book that during his training he was required to observe an abortion. They literally removed the baby, put it in a bucket and sat it in the corner of the room. He vowed then never to perform an abortion. He’s also stated they are rarely necessary to save a mother’s life. I don’t know, he’s the ob-byn, not me.

Just so we’re all clear: Abortions are when an “ob-byn” pulls out a whole baby for shits and giggles – “Save the mother.” Ha! – and just tosses it in an old bucket like a rag doll.

Greatest country on earth, folks,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    suck it
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    Looks like a cross between JLO and KK… and carrot juice

  2. Deena Cortese
    pretty vacant
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    jersey couture.
    right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.

  3. Michael Cera Mustache
    Deacon Jones
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    hahaha

  4. Deena Cortese
    Cock Dr
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    Everything except the intellect is jumbo on this one.

  5. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    There are DNA tests….I think we could.

  6. Peter Facinelli
    Cock Dr
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    Jeezus tap dancing christ…..I had missed that one.
    Golly!

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  8. Russell Brand
    Cock Dr
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    Good luck with that.

  9. naql

    I’m not sure I get your point… He had a typo?

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Dink Lincoln
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    Why is Arnie channeling Gilbert Gottfried?

  11. LeAnn Rimes
    Dink Lincoln
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    Nice one for the old-timers.

  12. Russell Brand
    Dink Lincoln
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    I find it incomprehensible that a person dressed like that looks in the mirror and thinks, “Oh yeah, I’m ready to go out.” I mean, it’s a good look for dumpster diving but I assume he gave that up after he split with Katy.

  13. Michael Cera Mustache
    Dink Lincoln
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    Funny cuz it’s true.

  14. Peter Facinelli
    Colin
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    Holy God, McFeely, you are a wizard with words.

  15. Peter Facinelli
    sc4play
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    I’m a little disturbed by just having read it!

  16. Christina Aguilera
    sc4play
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    Nailed. It.

  17. anonymous

    The point is that the commenter was saying something true about abortion, and therefore must be publicly humiliated. As we learned from the Komen/Planned Parenthood fracas, NEVER get between liberals and their “choice” to murder innocent babies.

    • Yeah, because someone repeating hearsay occurances (the more horrific the better) that just happen to support your personal philiosophy will always qualify as “truth” to you, right? And since people like that never lie, questioning everything is just RUDE. And inconvenient. Oprah, meet James Frey. Now go look up “truthiness”.

      • anon

        Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty” ? We have one consistent man — even those who are completely against his views admit that he is consistent and doesn’t change his views to fit a changing agenda — who is a doctor recount a horrible experience he had. We have a couple other people on the internet saying that he was lying. This particular instance seems more like you guys trying to discount something that DOESN’T happen to support your personal philosophies.

    • Mike

      Is that anything like your “choice” to be a dumb ass?

      • Tom Brady

        Conservative’s think like this: Killing children, men and women who actually came out of their mother’s vaginas in pointless wars > killing fetuses

      • Schmidtler

        that’s downright bigoted – dumbasses don’t “choose” to be dumbassess, just ask Cynthia Nixon.

    • What are religious conservatives doing on The Superficial anyway? Don’t you risk going to Hell for visiting sites like these?

      • grobpilot

        Not if you don’t believe in God. You can still be conservative and not be religious.

      • anon

        When did everyone start assuming that whoever doesn’t agree with abortion is some religious nutcase who thinks blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote and women shouldn’t speak unless their husband allow them to?

      • *looks for where anyone here said anything about all anti-abortionists wanting to disenfranchise minorities and make women subservient to men*

      • anon

        Talking about a general stereotype. People who are anti abortion are often judged as very religious, and people who are seen as very religious are often judged to be pro-inequality.

        To make the comment more straightforward and easier for some of you — since when did everyone start assuming that whoever doesn’t agree with abortion is some religious nutcase?

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Anon appears to have a conjoined twin also called anon. That must make it easier to find someone to argue with all day.

      • You’re right. Not everyone who opposes abortion rights is a religious conservative. Just most of them.

    • Mama Pinkus

      fuck off anonymous – go pimp for more senseless wars the way you “pro-life” fucking repuke hypocrites always do

    • welldoneson

      mama, the “senseless war” is the one the left are waging against the middle class. you asshole lefties will declare war on anyone except the folks we’re at war with.

  18. Jon Gosselin
    God is Black
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    God Damn it! Is he trying to eat himself to death so not to pay alimony?

  19. forrest gump

    she hsd to run for a restroom, folks.
    HER PROBLEM WAS DIARHOEA!!

  20. Peter Facinelli
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    Best. Ever.

  21. Christina Aguilera
    mugen
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    is that a bit of a 3rd reich homage

  22. Michael Cera Mustache
    Mooserepellant
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    So damn brilliant. +1 for McFeely

  23. Carla

    LOL! Snoop Dogg’s too high to realize he’s supporting one hell of a fucking racist:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRMLgvXPEw

  24. Carla

    And may I suggest John Irving, author of Cider House Rules, on the reality of why abortion needs to remain legal and safe:

    http://motherjones.com/media/1997/05/john-irving

    … You’re weclome ^_^

    • Schmidtler

      and who better to deem an authority on an important social issue than the author of some dumbfuck work of fiction? where does Dr. Seuss weigh in on this, or the broad that wrote the Harry Potter books? How about Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman and many other comic book favorites? seriously, if the source of your views on important moral and social issues is an article in Mother Jones about what some jackoff fiction writer says, just stay indoors and stfu. you’re welcome (I donate to the special olympics, good luck to you!)

  25. Michael Cera Mustache
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Oh my lORD, THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!
    SEE, I FUkked up my keyboard.

  26. Peter Facinelli
    Buddy the Elf
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    McFeely – did I read this same post in Penthouse Forums?

  27. Kim Kardashian
    Buddy the Elf
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    Looking as natural as ever.

  28. Michael Cera Mustache
    Buddy the Elf
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    Thanks for the laugh McFeely!

  29. anon

    You can say that Ron Paul’s experience was an extreme one, and doesn’t happen very often — but he has told that story himself, when he had to witness a late-term abortion. There’s no reason to expect Dr. Paul to lie about it. But a simple typo is no reason to ridicule a commenter — in your first ever post calling Khloe a wookiee, you actually typed “wookie” throughout your post, then I commented and said it was “wookiee,” and you changed it, and have typed it correctly since.

    My point is — you’re claiming a commenter is making something up because it doesn’t go with your idea of what should be, when it is an ob-gyn himself who saw it. He’s not saying every abortion is like that. He is saying, though, that he never wants to be part of such a procedure after his experience.

    • POWW

      You know, I used to be a pretty bold pro choice person for decades then I acually watched a 4 month old fetus being aborted and saw this fetus literally drowning and stugglling for life and it truly impacted me. I could not look at myself and say
      “this is OK” anymore. For me, it’s not about religion.
      It’s about what is just wrong. I still wrestle with abortion and feel first trimester, well OK, but after that, no, this fetus can live.

  30. cheese mitts

    Damn Fish, really scraping the bottom of the barrel this week, aren’t you?

  31. Michael Cera Mustache
    rantatonne
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    hahahahahha, i was having an inner laugh at the buildup, looked back at the picture, then read the last part and burst out laughing

  32. Christina Aguilera
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    Words to live by.

  33. Deena Cortese
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    Definitely Aristotle.

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    LULZ. Nice one diego.

  35. Tobey Maguire
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    Flattering shot.

  36. Christina Aguilera
    lily
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    atleast shes covered up and we dont have to see those thighs in leggings!

  37. Jon Gosselin
    lily
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    fat!

  38. Deena Cortese
    lily
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    lol. man faceeee

  39. Peter Facinelli
    lily
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    LOL!

  40. Kim Kardashian
    lily
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    she actually looks like she slimmed down a bit. still cant get past that tranny face though

    • Mama Pinkus

      I agree; she used to be naturally very exotic-looking but several plastic surgery tweaks are creating a tranny face.

  41. Russell Brand
    lily
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    hes disgusting inside and out.

  42. Ryan Reynolds
    lily
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    hes over rated

  43. Tobey Maguire
    lily
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    haha! all these men are chunking out!

  44. Michael Cera Mustache
    lily
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    LOL!

  45. Michael Cera Mustache
    a short haired girl
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    teh winnar

  46. Kim Kardashian
    Little Tongue
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    Here’s to feeling grateful that I don’t know what a Valtrex tablet looks like!

  47. Selena Gomez Eli Roth
    Brooke
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    WTF photo!? I guess I missed this earlier, haha.

  48. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds
    Brooke
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    My husband thinks all black dudes look like either Will Smith or Eddie Murphy. Japan is just kind of like that…

  49. Demi Lovato
    Mike D
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    It’s a good thing they shot this before the drool.

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