Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now.
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The said thing is, Cameron Diaz STILL looks better than me on my best day. B*tch!
Is that Bruce? Holy fuck he looks bad.
What/who is that exactly? They have the “lower down on the evolutionary tree” look.
dude from friends
Body Built By Beer, Booze & Burgers
Her face hasn’t changed much, let this be a warning to guys who see long blonde hair and immediately think a woman is gorgeous.
did she put some pounds of TNT on top of her head?
looks like he’s turning into a lizard lizard lizard.
is that the guy who played green goblin?
her chest plate….can’t look away…..my god!!! Someone smack me!!
hahahhahahahhaaa…..awesome!
BTW, he sure doesn’t look like he’s sporting a porn star package….just sayin’.
Dolph Lundgren + Patty Mayonnaise + Apocalypse 2012
I really did LOL. Thanks for the post. It made my day.
Did Mr Worf motorboat her titties?
WINNING!
ok so did they take bret from flight of the concords and put him in front of a shrink ray? whats goin on here?
Perfect.
Behold the new face for overtraining-
1. Weight trainers hunch – too much pec work without corresponding back work and stretching for flexibility
2. Body fat way too low for even a fit female
3. Skin tone is off with the dark circles under her eyes that concealer doesn’t even mask ie gray with a tan
4. Skin texture look off -see the papery wrinkles at the armpits
5. Looks tired, really tired
Conclusion:
Needs a nutritionist, a sports doctor and a different trainer pronto as she will soon be doing commercials for Boneva
Amen
I agree she over trains, as her body is far less feminine than it once was (6 pack, jacked shoulders and arms)….though im not seeing the dark circles or skin texture issues above…shes 40 years old so its just the aging process
Don’t forget the drinking. She keeps fit but its been blind and known that she likes to party. That’s going to catch up to you really quickly once you get near 40, which she is.
Could someone stop her from doing whatever it is she’s doing to herself.
Raise your hand if you have gingervitis.
Why yes my father had a music career. Me? No I have no talent. Why is anyone paying attention to me and taking my picture?
Meh she’s always had a monster face. Nothing new here.
I like the little mini pedestal with Lance Armstrong’s testicle on it. Cute!
She looks like she got dressed for a hooker convention.
An over-the-hill hooker convention
An over-the-hill-hookers-who-have-removed-their-breast-implants convention.
Geez; Cameron Diaz looks disgusting. Someone needs to tell her to wear a bra; no one wants to see floppy dried up titty bags…
Totally overrated. Both of them.
….What the FUCK happened to this???
Nothing except her hair is shorter and her arms beefier. Face is as it always was.
excellent.
I Cameron 50ish?
What a useless waste of space.
Not the first time Kris has had Cox behind her
LOL!
Who the fuck is that?
The letters under the quote tell me it’s Ashley Greene
“Don’t make me call baby daddy”.
more like her nostrils are so fat right now… she could vacuum with those suckers.
did anyone else notice that huge bump next to her right eye?! wtf
Those blue-blue eyes…I’d still hit it, repeatedly and vigorously…
Yeah all that sinewy skin, and a face that looks like some toothless beggar at the entrance to some southwestern mineshaft. Yeah this old broad looks great. Another hollywood skank who has aged very badly and all the plastic surgery in the world can’t hide it.
Even if she beez’ Tommy’s leftovers, I’d be all over that like a cheap suit…
Indeed…the bra and panties scene in “To Die For” made an indelible impression…
With O.J. & A.J. hanging around the house when they were all little girls growing up, seeing Black Guys as normal human beings instead of racist stereotypes should be understood. I will never bag on these girls for not avoiding Black men as desirable…
Or their urine.
Red spiked heels & handbag matching Mike’s tie is a nice touch…
Now that’s the face of a man that just snorted a mountain of coke
she gets uglier with every passing day …
I am the 6 million dollar man …. in a 5 dollar leotard
… and i was holding his balls like this ….. and …. then …
paint her face green and she looks like an alien
well…. there’s usually one in her, so, just for this time she decided to have one on her …
Bahahahaha Brilliant!
One of my favorite’s in the past year.
Oil can!