The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.6

January 21st, 2012 // 111 Comments

Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now.

Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse proving that in this post-defeated SOPA world, only the lusciously barrel chested eater of floor-burgers is king.

May his reign not have onions like he asked,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tobey Maguire Daughter Ruby
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    LOL

  2. The said thing is, Cameron Diaz STILL looks better than me on my best day. B*tch!

  3. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner
    Cock Dr
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    Is that Bruce? Holy fuck he looks bad.

  4. David Schwimmer
    Cock Dr
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    What/who is that exactly? They have the “lower down on the evolutionary tree” look.

  5. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Cock Dr
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    Body Built By Beer, Booze & Burgers

  6. Rick James

    Her face hasn’t changed much, let this be a warning to guys who see long blonde hair and immediately think a woman is gorgeous.

  7. woody

    did she put some pounds of TNT on top of her head?

  8. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner
    disillusionisreal
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    looks like he’s turning into a lizard lizard lizard.

  9. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
    disillusionisreal
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    her chest plate….can’t look away…..my god!!! Someone smack me!!

  10. Peter Sarsgaard
    disillusionisreal
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    hahahhahahahhaaa…..awesome!

  11. Peter Sarsgaard
    disillusionisreal
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    BTW, he sure doesn’t look like he’s sporting a porn star package….just sayin’.

  12. Nina

    Dolph Lundgren + Patty Mayonnaise + Apocalypse 2012

  13. Franka
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    I really did LOL. Thanks for the post. It made my day.

  14. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
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    Did Mr Worf motorboat her titties?

  15. Peter Dinklage
    Cs
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    WINNING!

  16. Peter Dinklage
    dooood
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    ok so did they take bret from flight of the concords and put him in front of a shrink ray? whats goin on here?

  17. Ben McKenzie Southland
    Ruth
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    Perfect.

  18. BE

    Behold the new face for overtraining-

    1. Weight trainers hunch – too much pec work without corresponding back work and stretching for flexibility

    2. Body fat way too low for even a fit female
    3. Skin tone is off with the dark circles under her eyes that concealer doesn’t even mask ie gray with a tan
    4. Skin texture look off -see the papery wrinkles at the armpits
    5. Looks tired, really tired

    Conclusion:
    Needs a nutritionist, a sports doctor and a different trainer pronto as she will soon be doing commercials for Boneva

    • AnnaDraconida

      Amen

    • lily

      I agree she over trains, as her body is far less feminine than it once was (6 pack, jacked shoulders and arms)….though im not seeing the dark circles or skin texture issues above…shes 40 years old so its just the aging process

    • Don’t forget the drinking. She keeps fit but its been blind and known that she likes to party. That’s going to catch up to you really quickly once you get near 40, which she is.

  19. Me2

    Could someone stop her from doing whatever it is she’s doing to herself.

  20. Nicole Kidman
    Eric Cartman
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    Raise your hand if you have gingervitis.

  21. Nicole Richie
    Eric Cartman
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    Why yes my father had a music career. Me? No I have no talent. Why is anyone paying attention to me and taking my picture?

  22. Eric Cartman

    Meh she’s always had a monster face. Nothing new here.

  23. Peter Dinklage
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    I like the little mini pedestal with Lance Armstrong’s testicle on it. Cute!

  24. Cameron Diaz
    Just Bob
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    She looks like she got dressed for a hooker convention.

  25. Loser!

    Geez; Cameron Diaz looks disgusting. Someone needs to tell her to wear a bra; no one wants to see floppy dried up titty bags…

  26. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    Eric Cartman
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    Totally overrated. Both of them.

  27. Artofwar

    ….What the FUCK happened to this???

  28. Ben McKenzie Southland
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    excellent.

  29. Cameron Diaz
    Rita
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    I Cameron 50ish?

  30. Rihanna Smoking Weed
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    What a useless waste of space.

  31. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner
    WrongWrongWrongWrong
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    Not the first time Kris has had Cox behind her

  32. Khloe Kardashian
    Blech
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    LOL!

  33. Ashley Greene
    Krtecek
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    Who the fuck is that?

  34. Nicole Kidman
    bigalkie
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    “Don’t make me call baby daddy”.

  35. Joel Silver Tobey Maguire
    Ollie
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  36. LeAnn Rimes
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    more like her nostrils are so fat right now… she could vacuum with those suckers.

  37. Jessica Simpson Penis Mask
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    did anyone else notice that huge bump next to her right eye?! wtf

  38. Cameron Diaz
    Hank
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    Those blue-blue eyes…I’d still hit it, repeatedly and vigorously…

    • Filthy Phil

      Yeah all that sinewy skin, and a face that looks like some toothless beggar at the entrance to some southwestern mineshaft. Yeah this old broad looks great. Another hollywood skank who has aged very badly and all the plastic surgery in the world can’t hide it.

  39. Nicole Kidman
    Hank
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    Even if she beez’ Tommy’s leftovers, I’d be all over that like a cheap suit…

  40. Khloe Kardashian
    Hank
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    With O.J. & A.J. hanging around the house when they were all little girls growing up, seeing Black Guys as normal human beings instead of racist stereotypes should be understood. I will never bag on these girls for not avoiding Black men as desirable…

  41. Michael Douglas Cathrine Zeta-Jones
    Hank
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    Red spiked heels & handbag matching Mike’s tie is a nice touch…

  42. Michael Douglas Cathrine Zeta-Jones
    Jim Stevens
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    Now that’s the face of a man that just snorted a mountain of coke

  43. Oprah
    JJ-Slick
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    she gets uglier with every passing day …

  44. JJ-Slick
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    I am the 6 million dollar man …. in a 5 dollar leotard

  45. Kate Gosselin
    JJ-Slick
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    … and i was holding his balls like this ….. and …. then …

  46. Nicole Kidman
    JJ-Slick
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    paint her face green and she looks like an alien

  47. Jessica Simpson Penis Mask
    JJ-Slick
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    well…. there’s usually one in her, so, just for this time she decided to have one on her …

  48. Oprah
    squishy
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    Bahahahaha Brilliant!

  49. The O
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    One of my favorite’s in the past year.

  50. Nicole Kidman
    Hey now
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    Oil can!

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