The Most Important People on The Internet:
Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now.
Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse proving that in this post-defeated SOPA world, only the lusciously barrel chested eater of floor-burgers is king.
May his reign not have onions like he asked,
- The Superficial