The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

December 16th, 2012 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we’re on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that’s finally the way you’ve all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be looking at right now while you’re reading this, or maybe not, but I’ve seen it, possibly even caressed it, and it’s coming. Also, I was at a six-year-old’s birthday party yesterday and for once, in light of a horrible tragedy, I’m not going to make my usual joke about it being a unbearable hell because I literally walked around hugging every little kid and pissing off their parents by letting them do whatever they want because you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country. “What’s that, Timmy? You want a shot of espresso? RACK EM UP.”

Has anyone seen my wallet? Oh, right, that game of Craps behind the bouncy house…

- The Superficial

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  1. Colin

    All I’m getting is broken jpegs.

  2. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
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    LOL! Perfect.

  3. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    Well said.

  4. Man Of Steel Trailer Screenshots
    DeucePickle
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    Oh shit, that’s awesome!

  5. Man Of Steel Trailer Screenshots
    Tinka
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    Hahahaa! :’D

  6. Prince Charles
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    Ah man, I had the same joke… Oh well.

  7. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights
    FuManchu
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    Annnnnnd that went right over my head. Or it’s just not fucking funny at all. That happens around these parts from time to time.

  8. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage Boob Window Channing Tatum
    dogg
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    Forget the boobs I got that ass

  9. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage Boob Window Channing Tatum
    dogg
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    Look Ma, No Hands

  10. Jamie Foxx Samuel L Jackson Christoph Waltz Don Johnson Django Unchained Premiere
    dogg
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    I obviously hate this guy, why is he even pretending?

  11. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    dogg
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    I think they are real…now don’t look at the boner in spotting

  12. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
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    My first reaction was “How in the hell did I not notice how small Wolverine’s hands were before now?” My second reaction was “That dude with the tiny hands JAMMED UNDER HUGH JACKMAN’S ARM deserves an elbow to the face!”

  13. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    floodo1
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    this chicks body is bangin. Can’t believe it was her dad that got her into Playboy

  14. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    lala
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    I’d say it’s more likely she was on top. Otherwise, I don’t know how she’s still living and breathing.

  15. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    Great

  16. Alfred Molina
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    lolz!

  17. Jamie Foxx Kissing Samuel L Jackson Django Unchained Premiere
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    ha!

  18. Man Of Steel Trailer Screenshots
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    sweet!

  19. David Hasselhoff
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    fucking A LOL!

  20. Richard Greico
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    *wiping keyboard for about seventh time*

  21. John Travolta Goatee
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    ahaha!

  22. John Travolta Goatee
    Cock Dr
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    Come on out of the closet. Come on out and have a big bear Santa deliver an Xmas morning anal massage.

  23. cc

    ‘ you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country.’…boy are you ever going to get hell, though not as much as you would if you besmirched the AR15.

  24. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage Boob Window Channing Tatum
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    Ah, the truth.

  25. John Travolta Goatee
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    Weak MOPOTI group this round. Sadness.

  26. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    YTBOY
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    I’m going to bite these tonight!!!!!

  27. Florence Henderson
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    Nicely done!

  28. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
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    How can she not see his weiner when he’s practically pulling a Hamm in those pants?

  29. David Hasselhoff
    Deacon Jones
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    He looks like he’s ready to pull an “Alicia Silverstone”

  30. Man Of Steel Trailer Screenshots
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    That’s fantastic. That is going to pop into my head while I’m watching the movie in the theatre, I bet, and I’m going to laugh and annoy everyone around me.

  31. Prince Charles
    jaqy
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    lo-fucking-l

  32. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage Boob Window Channing Tatum
    rubbydubby
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    Looks like 2 midgets.

  33. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    tentak
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    Whats her name?

  34. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    Bah
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    HAHAHA. It’s funny because he’s a convicted rapist.

  35. Jamie Foxx Samuel L Jackson Christoph Waltz Don Johnson Django Unchained Premiere
    Trixie
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    Who’s the albino in the horn rims?

  36. Prince Charles
    battouter
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    you’re possitively right your royal highness! that is in fact camilla’s great great grand father.

  37. John Travolta Goatee
    Cheeky Ozzie
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    “I’m sorry i did hear the question, i was too busy gazing at Hugh Jackmans amazing….. Talent! What? Gay? I’m not gay….”

  38. Jamie Foxx Kissing Samuel L Jackson Django Unchained Premiere
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    your breath stinks motherfucker!!!

  39. Amanda Seyfried Drunk
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    who farted?

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