The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we’re on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that’s finally the way you’ve all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be looking at right now while you’re reading this, or maybe not, but I’ve seen it, possibly even caressed it, and it’s coming. Also, I was at a six-year-old’s birthday party yesterday and for once, in light of a horrible tragedy, I’m not going to make my usual joke about it being a unbearable hell because I literally walked around hugging every little kid and pissing off their parents by letting them do whatever they want because you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country. “What’s that, Timmy? You want a shot of espresso? RACK EM UP.”

Has anyone seen my wallet? Oh, right, that game of Craps behind the bouncy house…

- The Superficial

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