Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we’re on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that’s finally the way you’ve all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be looking at right now while you’re reading this, or maybe not, but I’ve seen it, possibly even caressed it, and it’s coming. Also, I was at a six-year-old’s birthday party yesterday and for once, in light of a horrible tragedy, I’m not going to make my usual joke about it being a unbearable hell because I literally walked around hugging every little kid and pissing off their parents by letting them do whatever they want because you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country. “What’s that, Timmy? You want a shot of espresso? RACK EM UP.”
Has anyone seen my wallet? Oh, right, that game of Craps behind the bouncy house…
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All I’m getting is broken jpegs.
LOL! Perfect.
Well said.
Oh shit, that’s awesome!
Hahahaa! :’D
Ah man, I had the same joke… Oh well.
Annnnnnd that went right over my head. Or it’s just not fucking funny at all. That happens around these parts from time to time.
Try watching the news some time.
Forget the boobs I got that ass
Look Ma, No Hands
I obviously hate this guy, why is he even pretending?
I think they are real…now don’t look at the boner in spotting
My first reaction was “How in the hell did I not notice how small Wolverine’s hands were before now?” My second reaction was “That dude with the tiny hands JAMMED UNDER HUGH JACKMAN’S ARM deserves an elbow to the face!”
this chicks body is bangin. Can’t believe it was her dad that got her into Playboy
I’d say it’s more likely she was on top. Otherwise, I don’t know how she’s still living and breathing.
It would be like riding a sweaty walrus.
It she was on top, wouldnt she just keep rolling off backwards, like one of those bouncy balls in the backyard no one could ever figure out?
Great
lolz!
ha!
sweet!
fucking A LOL!
*wiping keyboard for about seventh time*
ahaha!
Come on out of the closet. Come on out and have a big bear Santa deliver an Xmas morning anal massage.
‘ you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country.’…boy are you ever going to get hell, though not as much as you would if you besmirched the AR15.
Ah, the truth.
Weak MOPOTI group this round. Sadness.
I’m going to bite these tonight!!!!!
Nicely done!
How can she not see his weiner when he’s practically pulling a Hamm in those pants?
He looks like he’s ready to pull an “Alicia Silverstone”
That’s fantastic. That is going to pop into my head while I’m watching the movie in the theatre, I bet, and I’m going to laugh and annoy everyone around me.
lo-fucking-l
Looks like 2 midgets.
Whats her name?
HAHAHA. It’s funny because he’s a convicted rapist.
Who’s the albino in the horn rims?
you’re possitively right your royal highness! that is in fact camilla’s great great grand father.
“I’m sorry i did hear the question, i was too busy gazing at Hugh Jackmans amazing….. Talent! What? Gay? I’m not gay….”