The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.50

December 8th, 2012 // 68 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you later than usual today for a reason that will literally make each and every one of you say, “JESUS, are you alright?” as soon as you read it. Here goes: Family Christmas photos, and fuck me, I’m already having flashbacks.

Lithium. Must have lithium…

- The Superficial

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  1. Ke$ha Butt Torn Fishnets KIIS FM's 2012 Jingle Ball
    MoonBeam
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    Hilarios. I clapped when I laughed.

  2. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    DeucePickle
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    Haha! That was awesome! Well done BC

  3. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    DeucePickle
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    Lawl !

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    lori
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    That is about the ugliest haircut I’ve seen in my entire lifetime. And I have been to San Diego.

  5. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    lori
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    Ha ha! Good one! :D

  6. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    lori
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    Ahhahhahaha!!!

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    I’m trying super hard not to laugh loudly in a quiet house right now. Holy balls, this one is hilarious.

  8. Kate Middleton Pregnant
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    Anal?

  9. Lindsay Lohan Texting
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    Trying out the new crack app.

  10. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    nack jicholson
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    okay, I don’t get this one

  11. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
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    I love this one.

  12. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    LOL!

  13. La Toya Jackson Cleavage The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    Hilarious.

  14. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    LOL!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Texting
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    I love this one.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Signing Autographs Q102 Jingle Ball
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    lols

  17. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    New heights of greatness, BC!

  18. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    I’m gonna need a sinus transplant after that

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Made me laugh.

  20. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Classic!

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Mama Pinkus
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    he has a grandfather clock as a watch

  22. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Mama Pinkus
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    all things considered, that old bat is looking good

  23. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    skidmark
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    she possesses the very distinct shape and makeup of Boo the ghost

  24. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    AnnaD.
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    Best of the week

  25. Courteney Cox No Make Up
    JMC
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    Oh wow, that was impressive. Full marks.

  26. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    DP
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    I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!!

  27. Britney Spears Cleavage Crazy Faces X Factor Viewing Party
    Cock Dr
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    Those Chiclet veneers look so natural.

  28. Kate Middleton Pregnant
    Twyla Jane
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    Yeahz, so on a positive note, I know I know its forbidden to wish one well in this forum… But seriously folks!? ^^

    Duchess Kate seems like a darling and genuine person. I am pleased she was the chosen one, it is well deserved indeed. I wish her much good fortune in her pregnancy. Princess Dianna would be proud.

  29. Ke$ha Butt Torn Fishnets KIIS FM's 2012 Jingle Ball
    Twyla Jane
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    You get to see it all at once. Except that face. You win, you lose.. Is this the closest we will ever get to Escher’s relativity again? Oh wait, this is one of those anti-logic puzzles, right?

  30. La Toya Jackson Cleavage The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    Awesome! :D

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Heeeehehehehe

  32. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    *Snort!* xD

  33. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Yaar
    Commented on this photo:

    YESSSS!!!!

  34. Lindsay Lohan Texting
    Hugh Evers
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    This one has rare genius.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Texting
    Stupid
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    This asswipe has her bank account seized & the douche is more worried about screwing that ugly guy in The Wanted.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Texting
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    Awesome!

  37. Kate Middleton Pregnant
    Han Solo
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    She’s got the crazy eyes.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Texting
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Ha! Blowjobs fix everything.

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Bionic_Crouton
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    That was good!

  40. Britney Spears Cleavage Crazy Faces X Factor Viewing Party
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Sadly, she will never be “Hit me one more time” Britney again.

  41. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The comment made me laugh, but the visual image made me vomit a little . Nice work EricLr!

  42. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    Carla
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    AAA+

  43. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Carla
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    The moo meme strikes again!

  44. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    Carla
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    OHMYFUCK LOL!

  45. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Allion
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    The face of Evil.

  46. Kate Middleton Pregnant
    Poop-head
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    the indian behind her: “SOON”

  47. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    not bret
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    i was aroused by a sweet piece of meat, and then olivia walked in. allegedly.

  48. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    not bret
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    fifty shades of grey must be stopped. No Gram Gram, No!

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    You know it’s the end of days when Arnold Schwarzenegger tries to dress like Mitt Romney.
    Soon he’ll start dragging around an albino named ‘VP’ and make him bite people.

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