The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.5

January 14th, 2012 // 73 Comments

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received.

To man-titties and beyond!

- The Mooberficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Christina Aguilera
    Richard
    Commented on this photo:

    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  2. Kim Kardashian Two Cell Phones
    Beth
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahahahaha

  3. Ian Somerhalder
    Coffee
    Commented on this photo:

    christ, Rob Lowe never ages

  4. Kim Kardashian Two Cell Phones
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m officially a ‘hater’

  5. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot
    Commented on this photo:

    The orange tip is for Safety!

  6. Wilmer Valderrama Demi Lovato Make Out
    Ricor
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this F*#kin Obama?

  7. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    please put my address back there in case found face down drunk in the gutter, thanks!!

  8. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant
    Hank
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, since Nicole is bi-racial (part “Black”) WTF is this caption supposed to mean, other than Paris dislikes “full obvious” Black people, as per the notorious “dancing” comments she made that were caught on tape/video?…

  9. Jon Hamm
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bad enough my human has to baggie my shit, but then he has to hang it by my nose…humiliating”

  10. Christina Aguilera
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Still one of my favorite pics ever posted on this site. Even without the comments, I laugh out loud every time I see it.

  11. Simon Cowell
    social commentary
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those lame whores. Who in the hell would want to hang out with that consummate wanker? So what if it’s on a yacht. I’d rather hang out at a 7-11 and chat with the clerk.

  12. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacreast
    mr fabulous
    Commented on this photo:

    Notice how he sits in the back of the boat. Bird’s eye view of three dude’s stool boxes.

  13. Brooke Shields
    duh
    Commented on this photo:

    Lame. Best comment was a reference to the episode of the twilight zone that starred Shatner. But I wouldn’t expect the pimpled “editors” of this fucking lame site to know that.

  14. Wilmer Valderrama Demi Lovato Make Out
    Brad Hallston
    Commented on this photo:

    Howbout a fuckin caption

  15. Olivia Munn Naked PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for the nude pics, Munn. It’s about time you stopped bullshitting.

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