Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to USDA Prime McBeef and ThisWillHurt for making me literally debate for hours over which of their comments should go in the coveted last spot, so you’ll all probably be extremely shocked when you see the Star Wars one won. Although I did try to make an alcohol sandwich which may or may not have been me just dipping WonderBread into a coffee cup full of Maker’s Mark then vomiting fermented dough. (I should open up one of those food trucks, I know.)
Bon appetit,
- The Superficial
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Yayyyy!
you nailed it. i totally thought it was marilyn manson.
Well done, old man, well done.
Bravo McBeef, hahaha
In every photo like this, there’s John Locke, saying it all with his eyes.
David Crosby photobomb?
Is nick nolte the one in the front or back?
Perfect!
Love the ‘Fringe’ reference.
the amount of hair dye is blinding
OH MY GAWD THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! +1,000,000 to Christina Spears!!!
Who?
Yum. Nasty cigarettes, stinking breath, death to follow.
Why is Cindy McCain hanging out with Jessica Simpson?
You da man, Beef.
That’s an all-timer right there…well done, McBeef.
ashley’s side profile looks like Sean Penn’s now
“We are going to the Cheesecake Factory after this?”
No , it smells like half – full glasses of booze after the bar closes , mixed with astroglide and purina cat chow
He enjoys taking it in the bucket as well
It probably smells like nail polish, since she’s holding that and not perfume.
Wrong, she’s talking about her snatch.
Who’s that little bitch kidding? He isn’t getting any fullsized pussy tonight.
there was nothing wrong with her nose before.. sigh. ah well.
Nice!
dammmmmmm