The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

November 17th, 2012 // 88 Comments

Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to USDA Prime McBeef and ThisWillHurt for making me literally debate for hours over which of their comments should go in the coveted last spot, so you’ll all probably be extremely shocked when you see the Star Wars one won. Although I did try to make an alcohol sandwich which may or may not have been me just dipping WonderBread into a coffee cup full of Maker’s Mark then vomiting fermented dough. (I should open up one of those food trucks, I know.)

Bon appetit,

- The Superficial

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  1. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    Yaar
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    Yayyyy!

  2. Prince Charles Swimmers AUT Millennium
    lawn
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    Well done, old man, well done.

  3. Vanessa Paradis
    Deacon Jones
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    Bravo McBeef, hahaha

  4. Marie Osmond Doll Signing
    Dave
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    In every photo like this, there’s John Locke, saying it all with his eyes.

  5. Maria Shriver
    Beebs
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    David Crosby photobomb?

  6. Nick Nolte Eating Huge Sandwich Panama Hat Linen Pants
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    Is nick nolte the one in the front or back?

  7. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    The collective "meh"
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    Perfect!

  8. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Love the ‘Fringe’ reference.

  9. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Mama Pinkus
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    the amount of hair dye is blinding

  10. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Jabber
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    OH MY GAWD THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! +1,000,000 to Christina Spears!!!

  11. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  12. Mel B Bikini Smoking And Drinking Stephen Belafonte Shirtless Boating
    Carolyn
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    Yum. Nasty cigarettes, stinking breath, death to follow.

  13. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
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    Why is Cindy McCain hanging out with Jessica Simpson?

  14. Vanessa Paradis
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    You da man, Beef.

  15. Vanessa Paradis
    doogleberg
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    That’s an all-timer right there…well done, McBeef.

  16. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    anonym
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    ashley’s side profile looks like Sean Penn’s now

  17. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
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    “We are going to the Cheesecake Factory after this?”

  18. Snooki New Teeth Fragrance Launch
    Carl Spackler
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    No , it smells like half – full glasses of booze after the bar closes , mixed with astroglide and purina cat chow

  19. Sheldon Stevens Elmo Accuser Kevin Clash
    Carl Spackler
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    He enjoys taking it in the bucket as well

  20. Snooki New Teeth Fragrance Launch
    Cody42
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    It probably smells like nail polish, since she’s holding that and not perfume.

  21. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Cure Parkinsons Event
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    Who’s that little bitch kidding? He isn’t getting any fullsized pussy tonight.

  22. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Misana
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    there was nothing wrong with her nose before.. sigh. ah well.

  23. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
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    Nice!

  24. Vanessa Paradis
    mag
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    dammmmmmm

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