The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

November 10th, 2012 // 100 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s how devastated I am. What do we tell our children? What do we tell ourselves?

This is what it sounds like when doves cry,

- The Superficial

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  1. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    JJ
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    Beef, it’s what’s for dinner?

  2. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Jo
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    Who invited Lilith from Frasier?

  3. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Kisses4Katie
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    ok ok i really love the whole lineup of justin beiber photos here. But who was the designer for this thing? does anyone realize they ripped off like half of japanese animation? srsly

  4. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    kyle
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    Damn, she even comes with handle bars to get a better grip.
    I would bang that like a tom-tom in a wig-wam.

  5. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    BabygirljeR
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    “SPF 2″ Hahahaha ha ha ha ha ahaahahha!!!!!

  6. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
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    This? This made the cut?

  7. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
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    Nice.

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Lays Bag Twitter
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    Who… is this??

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    Yikes, McFeely, I haven’t been here for a while, the comments are all different now, I was Mary Jane before and have no idea how to sign in the old way. I still hate you. (LOL :P :P) j/p too funny comment.

  10. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    high five*

  11. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
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    When I read this the first time, I died. Still funny the second time. Love you, crouton

  12. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
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    Well done TF.

  13. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Gary Grant
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    Justin thinking: Selena has those but I can’t figure out what to do with them.

  14. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    richie
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    nice scrawny twink arms Biebs!

  15. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    New Age Outlaws
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    dont know what to make fun of really

  16. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    New Age Outlaws
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    Like a Boss

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    New Age Outlaws
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    Play-dough was invented

  18. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Uncle J
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    Skeet-surfin!

  19. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    vintagedream
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    WTF

  20. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Uncle J
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    He’s got a whole bucket of Superficial!

  21. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    napoupi
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    Evangelion called, they want their plugsuit design back.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    sheree
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    Paris was right when she said it looks like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese. Look it up, she actually said that

  23. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    mel
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    yuck. almost no space at all between her schnoz and her top lip – barely human looking.

  24. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cocoa
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    AHAHAHHAHA

  25. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    SS109
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    I don’t think Iceman can fit in an F-14 anymore

  26. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
    Jen
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    Oh my…that might be the most clever comment ever on this site. And that’s really saying something.

  27. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    edamame
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    She’s too young to remember break dancing.

  28. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
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    From the looks of things, he’d rather put mustard on a plane and try to eat it!

  29. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    Absolutely my favorite of the week.

  30. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    yeah!
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    WHOOOHOOOOHOHOOHOHAHHAAHAHAA

  31. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
    ksmack
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    Best one of the Week!

  32. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    ksmack
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    Ha!

  33. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
    mullet
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    What’s the deal with his wife that makes this so funny? Forgive me, i’m sheltered.

    • Tinka

      Beard is slang for a woman who accompanies a gay male in order to give the impression that he is heterosexual.

  34. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Lord Apathy
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    It’s Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD!!!!

  35. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    Flieber
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    Poor Ethan Hawke. What did he do to deserve that?

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    and that’s how u know her ass is real..

  37. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    just totally guffawed at this.. thank goodness i work alone.

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