Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s how devastated I am. What do we tell our children? What do we tell ourselves?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry,
- The Superficial
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner?
Who invited Lilith from Frasier?
ok ok i really love the whole lineup of justin beiber photos here. But who was the designer for this thing? does anyone realize they ripped off like half of japanese animation? srsly
Damn, she even comes with handle bars to get a better grip.
I would bang that like a tom-tom in a wig-wam.
“SPF 2″ Hahahaha ha ha ha ha ahaahahha!!!!!
This? This made the cut?
Nice.
Who… is this??
Yikes, McFeely, I haven’t been here for a while, the comments are all different now, I was Mary Jane before and have no idea how to sign in the old way. I still hate you. (LOL :P :P) j/p too funny comment.
If you want, go to your profile and change your display name to your old name. Then you can have it back :)
high five*
When I read this the first time, I died. Still funny the second time. Love you, crouton
Well done TF.
Justin thinking: Selena has those but I can’t figure out what to do with them.
nice scrawny twink arms Biebs!
dont know what to make fun of really
Like a Boss
Play-dough was invented
Skeet-surfin!
WTF
He’s got a whole bucket of Superficial!
Evangelion called, they want their plugsuit design back.
Paris was right when she said it looks like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese. Look it up, she actually said that
yuck. almost no space at all between her schnoz and her top lip – barely human looking.
AHAHAHHAHA
I don’t think Iceman can fit in an F-14 anymore
Oh my…that might be the most clever comment ever on this site. And that’s really saying something.
She’s too young to remember break dancing.
From the looks of things, he’d rather put mustard on a plane and try to eat it!
Absolutely my favorite of the week.
WHOOOHOOOOHOHOOHOHAHHAAHAHAA
Best one of the Week!
Ha!
What’s the deal with his wife that makes this so funny? Forgive me, i’m sheltered.
Beard is slang for a woman who accompanies a gay male in order to give the impression that he is heterosexual.
It’s Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD!!!!
Poor Ethan Hawke. What did he do to deserve that?
and that’s how u know her ass is real..
just totally guffawed at this.. thank goodness i work alone.