Welcome to another penis-joke-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly compilation of the horrible things you people say in the comments that make us laugh because we’re equally as horrible if not worse. Think of it as a triumph of the human spirit if the human spirit’s true purpose is to make jokes about sphincters and child molestation which would be stupid if it wasn’t. Who could possibly want to live in a world like that?
Give me ass jokes or give me death,
- The Superficial
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That is an elegant sconce behind her
haaaaahahahahaha!
Hey, that’s who I thought it really was at first. I guess I didn’t look below the neck.
srsly me, too
Perfect.
hahaha
You’d think with the money they had they could have not picked costumes from Wal-Mart.
Nice.
It’s a real concern.
Nice.
EW! It does look like him! :D
Awesome! :D
MEH
This is true. Smackup was there and wrote the transcript.
Haha, that was great !
If you draw a beard on her in this picture, she looks like Russell Brand. Now I finally get that marriage.
The Scots are often confused with Native Americans. It’s an easy mistake to make.
He looks fired up and ready to go.
Chances are small that she will be able to save herself.
MOO
this is brilliant
In the final days of so many months of campaigning and fundraising Mittens Romney GOP circuitry unit #AlphaOne displayed increasing signs of degradation.
LOLS A+++
shit, there goes my coffee again
fuckin A, killing me people thnx again!
XD!
THIS!
times TOOOOO!
for real
I can actually picture him doing this.
DeucePickle’s comment – ruined by incorrect use of “it’s”.
Its = possessive. It’s = “it is.”
Indeed, but in Ollie’s defense, it has been corrected from it’s to its, so he was right that it was incorrect, though “ruined” perhaps not.
So young and so pretty, and already lost to the Dark Side.
How To Give A BJ 1) if he’s standing up 2) if he’s laying down.
Haha best so far!
Hahahaha!
Pretty thin crop this week, except for the Chris Brown one. Other than that, meh.
Her father attempts to prove intelligent design does not exist, by trying to suck his own penis.
HA!! Best one this week
This was the game that her ex Russel Brand was at too! :O
“Take That Russell Brand!”
nice
I laughed the absolutely hardest at this one. I love how annoyed the dude next to her looks, and the lady on the other side is just humoring her.
see even my farts smell expensive
sweet wholesome girl
Obama being a fan of the Police Academy movies, he decided to pull the old hooker-in-the-podium trick during Romney’s address.
I don’t know how I missed this one! This one needs a higher level of award!
If only it happened………………………………….
“Now wipe me off in your beautiful hair Biebs…….”
William Wallace would NOT have been wearing the Irish National Tartan….
In fact, he would not have been wearing ANY tartan, since clan tartans didn’t exist then. Neither did hockey hair.
Note to everyone – don’t use movies as your basis for historical accuracy.
This gets my vote for best comment of the week!
Is she wearing Depends?
Looks like she bought tampons.