The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.45

November 3rd, 2012 // 54 Comments

Welcome to another penis-joke-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly compilation of the horrible things you people say in the comments that make us laugh because we’re equally as horrible if not worse. Think of it as a triumph of the human spirit if the human spirit’s true purpose is to make jokes about sphincters and child molestation which would be stupid if it wasn’t. Who could possibly want to live in a world like that?

Give me ass jokes or give me death,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jessica Simpson Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costume
    Baron Wilhelm Otto
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    That is an elegant sconce behind her

  2. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    haaaaahahahahaha!

  3. Hilary Duff Zombie Bride Halloween Costume
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    Hey, that’s who I thought it really was at first. I guess I didn’t look below the neck.

  4. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    I don't suck
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    Perfect.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Bianca
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    hahaha

  6. Kourtney Kardashian Batgirl Scott Disick Robin Costume Halloween
    Ruth
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    You’d think with the money they had they could have not picked costumes from Wal-Mart.

  7. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
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    Nice.

  8. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    It’s a real concern.

  9. Lindsay Lohan
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    Nice.

  10. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
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    EW! It does look like him! :D

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    Awesome! :D

  12. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
    skidmark sanchez
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    MEH

  13. Kendall Jenner Kris Jenner
    skidmark sanchez
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    This is true. Smackup was there and wrote the transcript.

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    DeucePickle
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    Haha, that was great !

  15. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
    JPC
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    If you draw a beard on her in this picture, she looks like Russell Brand. Now I finally get that marriage.

  16. Jessica Simpson Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    The Scots are often confused with Native Americans. It’s an easy mistake to make.

  17. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Cock Dr
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    He looks fired up and ready to go.

  18. Kendall Jenner Kris Jenner
    Cock Dr
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    Chances are small that she will be able to save herself.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  20. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    ludo
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    this is brilliant

  21. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Cock Dr
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    In the final days of so many months of campaigning and fundraising Mittens Romney GOP circuitry unit #AlphaOne displayed increasing signs of degradation.

  22. Kendall Jenner Kris Jenner
    Carla
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    LOLS A+++

  23. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    Carla
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    shit, there goes my coffee again

  24. Jamie Foxx
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    fuckin A, killing me people thnx again!

  25. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    Carla
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    XD!

  26. Carla
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    THIS!

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt
    Carla
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    times TOOOOO!

  28. Chris Brown Terrorist Costume Halloween
    Carla
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    for real

  29. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Carla
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    I can actually picture him doing this.

  30. Jessica Simpson Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costume
    Ollie
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    DeucePickle’s comment – ruined by incorrect use of “it’s”.

  31. Kendall Jenner Kris Jenner
    IAmAGuest
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    So young and so pretty, and already lost to the Dark Side.

  32. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
    Tron
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    How To Give A BJ 1) if he’s standing up 2) if he’s laying down.

  33. Seal Halloween Costume
    JMC
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    Haha best so far!

  34. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
    JMC
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    Hahahaha!

  35. MW

    Pretty thin crop this week, except for the Chris Brown one. Other than that, meh.

  36. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
    Tron
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    Her father attempts to prove intelligent design does not exist, by trying to suck his own penis.

  37. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    katelah
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    HA!! Best one this week

  38. LokaFreeThings2

    This was the game that her ex Russel Brand was at too! :O

    “Take That Russell Brand!”

  39. Katy Hudson Dad Keith Hudson Laker Game
    Marries
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    nice

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Dinosaurland
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    I laughed the absolutely hardest at this one. I love how annoyed the dude next to her looks, and the lady on the other side is just humoring her.

  41. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    see even my farts smell expensive

  42. Lindsay Lohan
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    sweet wholesome girl

  43. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
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    Obama being a fan of the Police Academy movies, he decided to pull the old hooker-in-the-podium trick during Romney’s address.

  44. Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know how I missed this one! This one needs a higher level of award!

  45. Lindsay Lohan
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    If only it happened………………………………….

  46. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    “Now wipe me off in your beautiful hair Biebs…….”

  47. Jessica Simpson Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costume
    Mouse
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    William Wallace would NOT have been wearing the Irish National Tartan….

    In fact, he would not have been wearing ANY tartan, since clan tartans didn’t exist then. Neither did hockey hair.

    Note to everyone – don’t use movies as your basis for historical accuracy.

  48. Chris Brown Terrorist Costume Halloween
    Brought It
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    This gets my vote for best comment of the week!

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt
    AC
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    Is she wearing Depends?

  50. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    glam
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she bought tampons.

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