The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.43

October 20th, 2012 // 79 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk brooms before sensually pouring chicory all over each other and repeating the whole process. It was a time of sensual beauty and nature until she peed with the bathroom door open and I kicked her the fuck out. Alas, our love was not meant to be.

Based on a true story,

- The Superficial

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  1. Brooke Shields
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    OMG she looks like hell.

  2. Kevin James Fat
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    Seriously, a guy this unfit wearing an Under Armour cap? Maybe he is funny after all.

    • anonymous

      He switched from the Tiger Woods (TW) gear he used to sport 24/7. I guess he didn’t want to rep Tiger anymore after the scandal(s).

  3. Halle Berry Legs Cellulite Daisy Dukes
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  4. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    who is this?

  5. Gerard Butler
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    Yeah, Johnny P! :D

  6. Prince William
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Probably the best caption we’ve had to a Royal/s pic yet.

  7. Kim Kardashian Butt See Through Skirt
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    That thing looks like it STINKS. ugh. disgusting.

  8. Tyra Banks
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    Love it! :)

  9. Ethan Suplee
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  10. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Tattoos
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    He and Lohan should start a “I Used To Be Uberhot But Drugs” club.

  11. Pia Toscano Groped By Hello Kitty Mascot
    That Dude
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    ..or a 11 year old dude with a mini Boner.

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
    Buddy The Elf
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    I dont recall ever saying this about her, but she looks kinda hot here.

  13. Kevin James Fat
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    His Tap Out apparel are still at the dry cleaners

  14. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    looks like Keira Knightley after meth lol

  15. Tyra Banks
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Careful, the Alien Queen is upset. Apparently, eating Paul Ryan wasn’t enough.

  16. Kim Kardashian Butt See Through Skirt
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    Why is her ass SO WRONG!?

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
    Jack Ketch
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    Fake. And square at the side ?? LOL. Another giveaway is that she is only what, 25 ? They’re placed too low on the chest. Way too low for such a young girl.

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