Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk brooms before sensually pouring chicory all over each other and repeating the whole process. It was a time of sensual beauty and nature until she peed with the bathroom door open and I kicked her the fuck out. Alas, our love was not meant to be.
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OMG she looks like hell.
Seriously, a guy this unfit wearing an Under Armour cap? Maybe he is funny after all.
He switched from the Tiger Woods (TW) gear he used to sport 24/7. I guess he didn’t want to rep Tiger anymore after the scandal(s).
Amen.
who is this?
Helena Bonham Carter
Yeah, Johnny P! :D
LOL! Good one Johnny P!
Probably the best caption we’ve had to a Royal/s pic yet.
That thing looks like it STINKS. ugh. disgusting.
Love it! :)
Heh!
He and Lohan should start a “I Used To Be Uberhot But Drugs” club.
..or a 11 year old dude with a mini Boner.
I dont recall ever saying this about her, but she looks kinda hot here.
His Tap Out apparel are still at the dry cleaners
looks like Keira Knightley after meth lol
Careful, the Alien Queen is upset. Apparently, eating Paul Ryan wasn’t enough.
Why is her ass SO WRONG!?
Fake. And square at the side ?? LOL. Another giveaway is that she is only what, 25 ? They’re placed too low on the chest. Way too low for such a young girl.