Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk brooms before sensually pouring chicory all over each other and repeating the whole process. It was a time of sensual beauty and nature until she peed with the bathroom door open and I kicked her the fuck out. Alas, our love was not meant to be.
Based on a true story,
- The Superficial
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LOL!
Great!
the next impression i call, “two dicks touching”
It’s funny cuz it’s true!
Fish’s bittersweet tale of his doomed romance with Martha Stewart really touched me… here and here and also back here.
Brilliant.
Perfection.
Spit all over my monitor on this one
….wow, is this a pee-wee herman movie reference?
herpity derpity darp….ya THINK?
If I were a celebrity, I would never read The Superficial….having said that…LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
You meant to say BLACK penis, didn’t you?
that’s why Kayne says he really likes her ass. he’s horny over giant dickhead!!!!
comedy gold
Love it !
Hello titty
brilliant!
Huh? Some of these “best comments” are not so best.
??? HumpinFrog.
Mbcl’s comment is actually pretty damn funny. Schwarzenegger likes maids… the sign on the back wall says American Made… He’s a horny Austrian that would jump at the opportunity to see anything “maid” related, with the language barrier making for a mixup…. they’re looking quizzically off to the left at someone off-shot… it all lines up for a very deserving comment win ;-)
thanks for cleaing that up, cause i didn’t get it either.
She got a big ol’ granny crack.
Isn’t that what fundies do when demonstrating how gay sex is unnatural?
Lopsided.
I am 25 years older than Kim and my ass looks better
my ass crack is only half that size
40 shades of grey teeth
those pupils look completely normal to me
she is gross
you’re an idiot…
she cracks me up!
Wow, my second time on “The Most Important People”, I’m honored. Eight more and i get a free sub?
Frackdamn! What happens when I’m on the “The Most Important People” twice in the same week? Does it make me doubly important? Anyway as for this one, I’m sure it’s a lot funnier in context of the Prince William pic that preceded it in “The Crap We Missed”.
holy shit…
This really truly made me laugh out loud. Well played.
HAHAHA that’s awesome!
Ouch!
I still laughed though. We’re all going to hell.
The sad part is, either one of them could be saying that.
You can’t dock ‘em if their cut, silly!
I almost spit Cap’n Crunch all over my work laptop. Nice.
She needs to burn those pants.
Welcome to Celebrities Without Airbrushing.
Funny because it’s true. Delightfully true.
How come this didn’t make the cut two weeks ago when I wrote the same thing on the same actor, Fish?
in comedy, timing is everything.
MOO
oink!
fuck off, Kim – and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The BUTT has A DOUBLE CHIN!
Doughy arms and bulging backfat mistaken for curves. It’s just 100 pounds of lumpy mashed potatoes smooshed by 40 pound sack.
What NOT to wear.
I used to scare my little brother with that scene…
meanwhile, in japan
or hers, same diff
More apt a comment on a flabby ass has never been made.
cant stop LOLing ohmyfuck!
holySHIT did PETA hire a witch doctor to turn her into Steven Tyler?!
fyi am referencing this:
http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2010/06/01/brooke-shields-fur-nightmare.aspx
HA!
XD !!!
Why wear anything at all?
That’s Reno attorney, David Houston, on the left. Why does a criminal attorney from Reno represent The Hulk?