The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.42

October 13th, 2012 // 70 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It’s a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick jokes and for some reason I can’t stop chuckling at the Chloe Sevigny caption that’s so simple it’s perfect. Anyway, enjoy all that stuff I just said, I’m off to get way too obsessed with the Prometheus Blu-ray like I did with the movie because I hate my penis.

Vaya con Space Dios,

- The Superficial

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Techman
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    After the Brown Bunny, she was told “Get thee to a convent!” Apparently she listened.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Yatz
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    It is funny because she is a white woman who likes black men. Hilarious.

    If I may add: USA! USA! USA!

  3. Kyle Richards
    ksmack
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    Wow, that’s awesome!

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Henny
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks smoking hot!!!

  5. Christina Aguilera
    Feral b
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    Looks like K-Fed just told her about the two-dollar chilli dogs…

  6. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    pure. win.

  7. Christina Aguilera
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    fat girl farts are the best

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    I wonder if he still wants to be president? I’m sure plenty of people would still vote for him.

  9. David Beckham Stretching
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s been kicked in the vag.

  10. Bethenny Frankel
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwwwww. ha!

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    devilsrain
    Commented on this photo:

    I sometimes lower my standards as well. It makes me feel good

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    BIG RICK
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    I’m ashamed to say that I voted for him to be Governor…

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