Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It’s a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick jokes and for some reason I can’t stop chuckling at the Chloe Sevigny caption that’s so simple it’s perfect. Anyway, enjoy all that stuff I just said, I’m off to get way too obsessed with the Prometheus Blu-ray like I did with the movie because I hate my penis.
Vaya con Space Dios,
- The Superficial
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After the Brown Bunny, she was told “Get thee to a convent!” Apparently she listened.
It is funny because she is a white woman who likes black men. Hilarious.
If I may add: USA! USA! USA!
Wow, that’s awesome!
I think she looks smoking hot!!!
Sorry Henny that was for you
Looks like K-Fed just told her about the two-dollar chilli dogs…
pure. win.
fat girl farts are the best
I wonder if he still wants to be president? I’m sure plenty of people would still vote for him.
He’s been kicked in the vag.
Ewwwwww. ha!
I sometimes lower my standards as well. It makes me feel good
I’m ashamed to say that I voted for him to be Governor…