The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.41

October 6th, 2012 // 55 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which was almost a short one until you people couldn’t get enough of reading Scott Disick‘s lips. Fun fact: He’s one of the few celebrities I’ve actually seen up close and, keep in mind I’m a pretty slight fellow, the dude is tiny. He was three feet tall if he was a foot. I almost want to put him side-by-side with Frankie Muniz, and no, not because I want to trap them both in a lunchbox until they tell me where the pot of gold is. Stop reading my diary.

Enjoy never being able to look at the new Iron Man armor the same way again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Dick Hell
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    FTW

  2. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Alpha Female
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    Holy shit that dress is amazing.

  3. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Good one.

  4. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    Very apropos.

  5. FuManchu

    Lamest. edition. ever.

    Slim pickings this week or is the selection committee feasting on retard sandwiches? Booooo.

  6. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
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    LOL!

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    Love it.

  8. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
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    Brilliant.

  9. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    That’s some nice cleavage. It distracts from the face well.

  10. New Iron Man Suit Iron Man 3 Set
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    HA!

  11. New Iron Man Suit Iron Man 3 Set
    Cock Dr
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    Funny comment that demonstrates how everything is ultimately about sex.
    As it should be.

  12. New Iron Man Suit Iron Man 3 Set
    Meany
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    Thank you for the belly laugh!

  13. Gérard Depardieu
    Meany
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    Laughed so hard I almost choked!

  14. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Carla
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    fucking awesome!

  15. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Carla
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    HA sweet :D

  16. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Carla
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    HAHAHA WINNER!

  17. Rob Kardashian
    Carla
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    Sadly I can see that happening.

  18. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Carla
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    oh fuck YES HA!!

  19. New Iron Man Suit Iron Man 3 Set
    Swearin
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    So, Clint Eastwood was onto something? Chairs ARE becoming sentient beings?

  20. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    AnnaD.
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    MOOO

  21. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Johnny P!
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    There’s my buddy Crouton!
    I’ve missed you, dude!
    Congrats on making it to the Most Important People again this week, and keep making me laugh!

  22. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Hey, EricLr… grinning ear to ear as I type this.
    Nice!

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Bishop Arlmo Schlongfooster
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    And on the eighth day God came onto the world

  24. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    suck it
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  25. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Sport
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    Nice McFeely

  26. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
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    Joe is so brave, look he isn’t scared at all.

  27. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    this can really confuse a guy, a “goddammit you forgot to take the trash out ” face with a cleavage trap.

  28. New Iron Man Suit Iron Man 3 Set
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    Genius is finally recognized! I would like to thank my parents, who are going to be so proud people liked my comment about robo-fellatio.

  29. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Adam West
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    Kill it, kill it with fire…

  30. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Badonkadonk
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    Of course he likes the Raiders…..

  31. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Inside Job
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    Talentless Dickslapper!

  32. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Tom Cruise Meat Curtains
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    I’d let her sit on my face. No kissing though. Who knows where her mouth has been.

  33. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Tom Cruise Meat Curtains
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    Flaymers

  34. Sliver

    The large picture above: 2 men and a dog…about sums it up.

  35. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    InkyBlack
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    Excellent comment!

  36. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    InkyBlack
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    :)

  37. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Carolyn
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    Who is this asshole?

  38. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Carolyn
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    Does this worthless piece of shit have a job?

  39. Gérard Depardieu
    Carolyn
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    God he’s repulsive.

  40. Laura

    You’re funny.

  41. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Dr. Jones
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    Lady Gaga, behold your future.

  42. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Larebear
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    What a dog, and I don’t mean the poodle.

  43. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    What are these things that I am looking at?

  44. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Thanks Johnny P!

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    YTBOY
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    WOW!!!!!! Now that’s a nice tush!

  46. Lola

    What’s going on with CaCa’s boob? That is one floppy, sagging looking tit.

  47. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    mike
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    to be fair, he *did* fuck britney spears before that shit came in a happy meal.

  48. Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yeah, this was my favorite in that thread…

  49. Rob Kardashian
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Nice!

  50. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    Isn’t that one of those 1983 Michael Jackson zipper coats?

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