The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm‘s penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker’s Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because nothing says enjoy our fine American cinema like a goddamn Nosferatu trying to incept you into thinking alien ghosts in a volcano cause allergies. It’s all the rage in Bruges.
Everybody get the Gilligan’s Island joke so I don’t feel old,
– The Superficial
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