The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.40

September 29th, 2012 // 48 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm‘s penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker’s Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because nothing says enjoy our fine American cinema like a goddamn Nosferatu trying to incept you into thinking alien ghosts in a volcano cause allergies. It’s all the rage in Bruges.

Everybody get the Gilligan’s Island joke so I don’t feel old,

- The Superficial

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  1. Courtney Love Met Opera
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    Brilliant.

  2. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Joaquin ingles
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    Nice one.

  3. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    Genius as always, Gilberator.

  4. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    “Excuse me, have you seen Kyle? He’s about this tall.

    Seen Kyle?

    Seen Kyle?”

  5. Kim Kardashian Butt Swimsuit
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    “The original script was going to be known as The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on Gilligan’s Island, but was changed to have the Harlem Globetrotters star instead.” – Wikipedia

  6. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
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    This guy HATES Jon Hamm right now.

  7. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    zomgbie
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    scary looking salute.

  8. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    DeucePickle
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    Awesome

  9. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Cock Dr
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    Favorite pic of the week.
    I sent it to EVERYBODY.

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  11. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Carla
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    fucking AAA+

  12. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The iHeartRadio Music Festival
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    Perfect.

  13. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Sandoucheky
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    This takes the whole week

  14. Kim Kardashian Butt Swimsuit
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    Didn’t I see this in every single cattle drive movie? Driving the herd across the river?

    • Anthony

      I think it’s from the classic computer game titled “The Oregon Trail”. I loved that game, I don’t remember being able to send a single cow across to test the depth though.

  15. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Ha!

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Hee hee.

  17. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Guesty
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    I dunno…on her best day, Anna Camp is Haley Joel Osment in a dress so…

  18. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    sir diddymus
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    The Clinton eye laser attack… classic Bill.

  19. Alexander Skarsgard
    Buddy The Elf
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    awesome

  20. Kevin Costner Christine Baumgartner Emmys
    Buddy The Elf
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    hahahaha

  21. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The iHeartRadio Music Festival
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    Winner!

  22. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Dave
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    If Romney uses it, would it be red?

  23. Alexander Skarsgard
    Archie
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    yum

  24. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Good one McFeely!

  25. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Archie
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    creepy looking dudes

  26. Alexander Skarsgard
    Bionic_Crouton
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    LOL! How did I miss that one?

  27. Kevin Costner Christine Baumgartner Emmys
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Funny!

  28. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Best fit for what ever was going on in that photo.

  29. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Blues Brothers reference. Nice!

  30. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Babygirljer
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    Good one!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    The polygamy salute.

  32. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Ann onymus
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    more like Data…

  33. baja

    mitt romney is important?
    hahahahahahahaha, sure, to his dog, folks!!

  34. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Taylor Swifts Tampon String
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    yummy

  35. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Heil MITLER!!!!!!!

  36. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    indie
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    Wonder if he’ll show him how to have a federal building bombed, then keep the media and rescue crews at bay for hours while boxes of documents are loaded into trucks then hauled away?

  37. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    +1

  38. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Ithadtobesaid
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    Ha ha, he looks like a gay Spo…..oh right, never mind.

  39. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Princess
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    You guys obviously haven’t seen the other pictures from the set, or his Calvin Klein underwear ad. It is quite obvious he is wearing something underneath that is holding him in (you can see the line), and the green suit is stretched over the very top surface. Aaron has actually had a rep of being very well-endowed, and this picture definitely is not doing him justice.

  40. Mitt Romney Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    InkyBlack
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    Awsome!

  41. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    This made me giggle like a loon.

  42. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Unknown
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    Hello camel toe…

  43. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Whatever
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    The wax doll just came to life!

  44. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Whatever
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    She’s got a very interesting nose. And the woman in the background should get a haircut. And a new foundation.

  45. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    Whatever
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    Talk about ruining perfectly good genes. It makes me sad.

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