The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.4

January 7th, 2012 // 100 Comments

After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys – *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are going to find that monkey* – welcome to the triumphantly dick-punching return of The Most Important People on the Internet featuring a surprisingly robust selection for only four days worth of posts. Clearly, Santa brought you all piss and vinegar for Christmas like I asked, so sorry about that Kindle you wanted. Life’s a cockhole.

Let’s try and do this every weekend, okay? I’ll bring fondue,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    Mama Pinkus
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    come on – Ms. Jones is 77 years old and a lovely lady

  2. Kathleen Turner
    NG
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    She’s sick and you are dicks. She used to be fucking hot btw.

  3. stevebeagle

    as the image was loading on this relic of a computer,, that wonked out eye, gave her away

  4. Lindsay Lohan Maxim
    Ya
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    That is the best comment I have ever seen on here!!

  5. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eating
    Yatz
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    9 for “funny”, 10 for “classy”. We have got a winner!!

  6. tumble weed

    the doctor said: say “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhh”!!

  7. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez
    Buddy the Elf
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    pure gold

  8. karen

    Isn’t this the same chick that’s alledged to hide her stash in her gash?

  9. Paris Hilton Cleavage
    commander bloop
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    A cups workin’ OT …the only way poor Parisite can garner any attention – and it is scarce…

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Courtney Love
    commander bloop
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    Whew that one is DEEP…kudos sir!

  11. Maria Shriver Wedding Ring
    crack bang
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    that’s a jaw that would crush a rhino’s femur

  12. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    crack bang
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    why did that ho dip her hair in fingerpaint

  13. The Situation Karate Kick
    crack bang
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    save a terrorist and strap a device on that bitch instead

  14. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    bo
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    I love how his is waaaaay bigger than hers. I think no matter how much weight he loses, he’s always going to have the head of a fat man.

  15. Sinead O'Connor
    God is Black
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    Seriously Darth Vader is busting out of her uniform! No diets in the Empire?

  16. Gwyneth Paltrow Courtney Love
    Esty
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    Uhmm, dude didn’t die of an overdose… dude died cause he forgot to point the shotgun at her instead of himself…

  17. Paris Hilton Cleavage
    orangeninjaturtle
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    Notice the fake eyelash on her left eye falling off.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Maxim
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks to this one picture, somewhere there is a Photoshop guru with carpal tunnel syndrome.

  19. Sinead O'Connor
    EricLr
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    Mad Max: Beyond a Career

  20. Kate Gosselin
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone just got an IM saying that no, The Gameshow Network doesn’t want her or damn kids either.

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow Courtney Love
    EricLr
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    It’s always nice when Her Holiness Gwyneth briefly lowers herself beneath her station to help out the poor and homeless.

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eating
    dinosaurland
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you, you made my morning.

  23. Karissa Shannon Twins
    Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

  24. Kathleen Turner
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you… Thank you… Try the veal… :)

  25. Paris Hilton Cleavage
    jeff
    Commented on this photo:

    really? that’s the funniest quote somebody had for this picture?

  26. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez
    weewee
    Commented on this photo:

    meh.

  27. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Life Vest Jetski
    HITLER
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    fucking homo.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  28. Paris Hilton Cleavage
    she wants a dick in the mouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like shes opening her mouth to catch a big load down the throat

  29. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez
    judgemental
    Commented on this photo:

    i fail to see the cleverness in the caption..

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eating
    Jasshole
    Commented on this photo:

    Freaking brilliant comment….love it!

  31. Kathleen Turner
    Weary of assholes
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    She’s not fat, just bloated because she takes steroids for rheumatoid arthritis.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Maxim
    yo
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    I thought this would picked.

    Hilarity at it’s finest.

  33. Antonio Banderas Ewan McGregor
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    Gina Carano is so hot.

  34. Casey Anthony Video Diary
    Commented on this photo:

    I love me some armpit vagina. I’m gunna lick it all night long.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow Courtney Love
    Hank
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    Court’s got those “Dope injector’s Hands” all Cops recognize…Bet she hits up between her toes so as not to leave obvious tracks on her arms…Yes, Virginia, Junkies actually do that sort of thing, you know…

  36. Karissa Shannon Twins
    Hank
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    Dual blonde gorgeousness…I would not hesitate…

  37. Kathleen Turner
    Hank
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    How the mighty have fallen…

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