After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys – *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are going to find that monkey* – welcome to the triumphantly dick-punching return of The Most Important People on the Internet featuring a surprisingly robust selection for only four days worth of posts. Clearly, Santa brought you all piss and vinegar for Christmas like I asked, so sorry about that Kindle you wanted. Life’s a cockhole.
Let’s try and do this every weekend, okay? I’ll bring fondue,
- The Superficial
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That beak is out of control. I can’t believe she paid for it.
In 10 years or maybe less, she’ll look like Newt Gingrich’s current wife.
bahaha
lol
hahaha
Her boobs are lopsided. Just sayin’.
best
Actually Plastic is not digestible.
Gravy’s back!!!!!
very nice.
HAHAHAHA
That just made my whole fuckin’ morning. Nice one Gravy.
Fish, can we please dispense with showing this amateur porn actress for the rest of the year?
Her boys and girls is a lady with very nice BOOBS!!!
Good one!
I’d read it
+100
Excellent, Mr. McPoop, if that is your real name.
Hahahahahahhahahaha
Herpes Hilton !!!
Absolutely brilliant.
I was thinking of making an Instagram comment myself, but Jill did it better than I would have, anyway.
There is nothing remotely likeable about this woman. We got her off of tv, please leave her off of the internet too so she can disappear into her dismal obscurity.
Ditto
Amens!
Those tits are far too saggy to be plastic. Just sayin.
That was the second funniest thing I’ve read on this site.
i’m so sick of that pose.
You need to work on your patience. That’s a very nice pose. It suggests that the model is ready to have someone enter her vaginally. Isn’t that really the point of all of this stuff?
Nope, the pose means the bitch is so high she is touching her head to make sure it is still there.
Wow she’s looking hot!!!!!!
HILTON (points to an actor [Vin Diesel] in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?
How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me
Smartest thing this girl has ever said.
Go back to your Klan meeting, Bubba.
That tit looks like it’s experiencing the ‘let down’ response to a baby’s cry….can’t look away……..ahhhhhh…my eyes!!!!!!!
She’s got a vagina under her arm…..
Never seen such unimpressed looking musicians
Bloody brilliant
Her boobs and her eyes are two different sizes, but the big eye is on the same side as the small boob so it balances it out.
I won The Fist of Fury contest six times in the nineties!
Wonky McValtrex
I see someone else is a Dlister too. :)
come n get it boys!
this brown aint gettin any easier!
the brown noise anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmsiHdPYe98&feature=related
……okay then.
Well… It was a short week.
lol!
smarty pants
LO VE IT. Prolly smells different, too.
genius.
L O V E
Man, I feel odd thinking about how I felt the first time I saw Body Heat, considering if she’s in the remake it will be about rendering bacon.
I would like to thank God Almighty for giving everybody so much and me SO little!
De Nada.
Oh, there’s fabric between the paprazzi and Shakira. Did anyone else notice that? I guess everyone was too mesmerized by her rear-end to notice it.
Oh my god that was awesome. Busted my tummy muscles.
I still come back to the thought that that can’t possibly be a job! I wonder what they really make her do? She’s certainly a classy addition to their company.
And my parents thoughts that it was a curse to be born with both male and female genitalia. Take that!
I usually send Maxim to soldiers in Afghanistan but I will skip this issue (don’t worry, I’ll send ‘em the latest HOOTERS instead) – they have it bad enough already without inflicting that tired wretch on them
LOLOLOL